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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1449028 times)

A Meat

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A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?

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A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.

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A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

Contradiction in terms: That's not a human, that's some sort of horrible piss-gremlin.
Gyro, August 08, 2016, 06:43:32 am

I think you misunderstood because the phrasing was kind of ambiguous, let me clarify what was actually being said.

"What if there was a version of Foosball where instead of little plastic dudes, it's real living people?"

"Sounds like a great idea! Can it use Roosh V as the ball? I would love to see him take a backflip kick to the face."
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My hair is getting pretty long and my bangs have been all in my face at work which sucks because I work in food service so I can't touch my hair/face which means I have to do an emoboy myspace hair flip every 30 seconds, which is not a great look. The other day I was thinking to myself "I wish there was something I could use to like... pin my bangs up and keep them out of my face." Then I realized -- get this -- that already exists! It's called a bobby pin and it was invented in 1899. But then I was like, unconsciously, "oh but that's a girl thing so nvm." Then I said "oops wait who gives a shit" and bought some bobby pins and HALLELUJAH this is so much better. Sometimes I forget how deeply ingrained the gender binary can be until I'm actively thinking about it.

hair is hair, who give a care
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A Meat, August 08, 2016, 03:38:02 am

Roosh V. Ball?
Argyle Funk, August 08, 2016, 04:55:22 am

That sounds like a fucking amazing court case
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Here's two pointless thoughts that I had back-to-back:

1) Salt Lake SQUARTY
2) why am I like this
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Would it make you feel better if I told you I once had the very similar thought "Portland, OEGAMIOM"
Bodark

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Yay Aly Raisman!

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ORLY = OWLY

That's why they used the owlet as the image macro.

I cracked the code guys, it took me ten years.
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You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
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You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
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You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
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You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!

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You know, the F Plus has taught me that people can put amazing things up their butts.
Caroline, August 17, 2016, 12:53:05 pm

The opposite is true too, what people are willing to put their dicks in is amazing.
(for example, the tailpipe of a car)
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:00:43 am

Regrettably I've also learned from this podcast that people are willing to put things in their dicks which is amazing but not in a positive way
fruithag, August 23, 2016, 12:41:20 am

Now all we need is an episode on people sticking their butts in weird thing and it'll be complete!
jorty, August 23, 2016, 12:47:03 am

Make a doc! I'm sure if you google hard enough you'll find what you're looking for...
Nifty Nif jorty