Brains are weird. I don't give a shit about hockey, and I don't like my hometown even a little bit. But I realized I'm checking ESPN every couple of days to see the status of the Stanley Cup finals, I guess because the hometown team is playing. Like, 51 weeks a year I don't even think about hockey even a little tiny bit, they got the team when I was like 15 so it's not like I grew up even half-assed rooting for them, what part of my brain has decided we should spend even the 30 seconds every 2-3 days that I'm spending on this? I don't even plan on visiting the area again until my grandmother dies so it's not like it's going to come up in conversation or anything.