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Topic: 236: Mana From Heathens  (Read 52201 times)

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236: Mana From Heathens #30
I think Soylent Founder is too rich to realize he's depressed.
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236: Mana From Heathens #31
Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst
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236: Mana From Heathens #32
Convince him to see a therapist by pretending it's this new app, Therapyst
EYE OF ZA, December 19, 2016, 03:54:14 pm

Crowd-sourced therapy, where it takes the responses of millions of users, and distills it down to the most perfect answer to your problem. Answer a simple, five question quiz (reduced questions in future versions) to determine your illness, and then the phone creates a personalized psych-bot for you to speak with. It will also send you random text messages to inquire how you are doing.
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236: Mana From Heathens #33

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236: Mana From Heathens #34

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IT DIDN'T COME WITH FREE ECTOCOOLER YOU IDIOT
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236: Mana From Heathens #35
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.

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236: Mana From Heathens #36
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.
Sherman Tank 1.6 bad taste caused by genetics?, December 19, 2016, 05:15:13 pm

WE HAVE MOVED BEYOND EXPIRATION DATES, FOR THE FUTURE NEVER EXPIRES YOU FLESHY MEAT SACK

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236: Mana From Heathens #37
"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."
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"I'm confident in my ability to digest anything natural because I was homeschooled by a cult that preaches that diarrhea is sin leaving my fleshly prison."
Dawnswalker, December 19, 2016, 05:33:32 pm
Talk about dirty pillows, jeez.

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236: Mana From Heathens #39
Fuckin' expiration dates, how do they work?

Oh, wait, it's Soylent, there probably isn't one.
Sherman Tank 1.6 bad taste caused by genetics?, December 19, 2016, 05:15:13 pm

Well, yes and no.

All products are marked with either an expiration date (EXP month/year), best by date (BEST BY month/day/year) or manufacturing date (MFG month/year).Quote from

Immediately after that official result, there are a bunch of threads about whether it's safe to drink expired Soylent, because of course.

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236: Mana From Heathens #40
If it already has mold, what's a little expiration going to do to make it worse?

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236: Mana From Heathens #41
One of those Soylent alternatives you read made me do a double take and check if it actually exists.

Purelent.

"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."
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« Last Edit: December 20, 2016, 12:18:30 am by Spacebat »

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236: Mana From Heathens #42
"Purelent" is one letter away from and almost identical in pronunciation to "purulent," which means "consisting of, containing, or discharging pus."
Spacebat, December 20, 2016, 12:15:29 am

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236: Mana From Heathens #43
i have a lot of Things To Say about soylent but ultimately i'm a bit confused by it. nutritionally complete foodliquids already exist and are used in hospital, either given orally, through a nasogastric tube or intravenously in the form of parenteral nutrition. while it isnt the best to rely on them permanently, you can subsist on them for years at least.

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236: Mana From Heathens #44
Spice up your weekend with a delicious Soylentini! All you'll need is 1 oz. of Soylent, 1 oz. of Vanilla Vodka, and ½ oz. of Creme de Cacao. Shake it up with ice and serve in a Martini glass! Garnish with fresh chocolate syrup to your heart's delight.

If it's in a Martini glass, then it's a Martini.

Soylent + vodka is basically like a mudslide . Tricky to get the mix right, though.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2016, 12:44:57 pm by Chaymie »