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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1445458 times)

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You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Victor Laszlo, August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am

Horse hooves are also one of the main reasons why horses are the worst animals for me, Hux can look it up it is a crime of nature.
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ok so it's four in the morning and i can't sleep so i'm doing my nightly swim through the Lake Of Obsessions and wishing my brain would shut up. but i had this "commercial break" between thoughts and this was it: the realization that feet are just ugly hands. that's why i hate feet so much. the discomfort is because theyre like gross uncanny valley hands. the shallow imitation of a superior body part. #teamhands #fingersuckingissexierthantoesucking #thefuckiswrongwithyou #thefuckiswrongwithme

i'm going to take more melatonin and hope i can fall asleep. you're welcome
Hux, August 28, 2020, 03:23:06 am

You have that backwards.  Feet evolved first, so hands are actually ugly feet.  Sleep tight.
Victor Laszlo, August 28, 2020, 09:24:26 am
All I get from this is that feet clumsily pioneered an art that hands then actually did correctly.
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horses are a nightmare. like a dog just didnt stop growing and also grew hooves. horrible. i understand the appeal of horses, because they are useful and they do admittedly have nice hair. however, they are a crime against nature otherwise.

they are loud, athletic, can kill a man with their legs, smelly, tall, an evolutionary failure, and have nice hair. only i am allowed to be that combination of things. this makes horses my competition, in a sense.

also if hands are more evolved feet that means feet are still disgusting and actually outdated and i win.
but i think hands for feet would still be disgusting. 
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