In the space of twenty minutes, I went from seeing an armed security guard directing traffic for a drive-thru to seeing an alternate universe transfem Donald Trump. A fit but aging Trump who found her look in the 1980's and was absolutely rocking it. I'm still not sure if I should keep this experience hidden like a precious secret, or shout it from the rooftops.
I don't know what this dichotomy represents but, it represents something.