Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

How come no sigma male owns "sigma dick off dot com"? I think Boots is at the top of the greek letter guy food chain, and yes, it is at the core of it a "type of guy" taxonomy that Girlkisser described 5 pages back.

[A Meat]

just wait until they get to phi-males

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

just wait until they get to phi-males

[thelizzerd]

me up here like: yes Im going to celebrate valentines day on saturday 1/30/2021 because I have other obligations for valentines day. My fucking heater breaks 1/29/2021 and now I have to wake up at 8am and deal with apartment maintenance. Fuck apartment maintenance and fuck shitty landlords who are too cheap to fix shit properly the first time it breaks.

[Great Joe]

Gamer Girl Blackwater

[Diploskull]

Once again I've joined a facebook group I thought was for jokes, but it's actually a straight-forward horny group instead.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

There's something about getting blasted with ads after doing research on a product that immediately makes me suspicious of its quality

[Puppy Time]

Would people still think Achmed the Dead Terrorist was hi-larious if he had a MAGA hat, a confederate flag, and said "I'mma kill yew!" in a bad Southern accent?

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

https://twitter.com/FadedAfRuatha/status/1355690647450218496

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Cats being unable to decide in or out, but the desire to be social

[auaurorau]

i love dumb shit. i am a dumb shit. ergo, i love myself.

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

if I were a vtuber I think I would just be a little bedsheet ghost. that would be cute :)

[Great Joe]

Marie Kondominium

[GirlKisser420]

Getting real into exclamation marks recently!

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Kafkamari Damacy