Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on November 16, 2014, 12:24:19 pm
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Lemon on November 16, 2014, 12:24:19 pm
with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Frank West, Adam Bozarth, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon. CONTENT FOR THIS EPISODE WAS COMPILED BY CAROLINE EDITED BY BOOTS RAINGEAR. There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).
MUSIC USED Kool Keith - Aliens Hüsker Dü - Books About UFOs
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on November 16, 2014, 12:51:58 pm
Oh my god, I love the alien ones. This is a great pre-work diversion and I can't wait to hear it. Thanks, guys!
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Ambious on November 16, 2014, 03:49:06 pm
I'm only at the gay thread part and already crying. Another instant classic.
NO ONE ON EARTH IS GAY
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: A Meat on November 16, 2014, 04:03:55 pm
Alien poetry is some of the worst poetry I've heard in a while.
I kind of love how most of the stories are wildly varying levels of 'shit that didn't happen.txt'. From the mundane shit where you can guess the real story behind the bullshit like "I somehow ended up stuck between doors in my house, I'm gonna blame aliens and not my asshole friends" to "So I was having an orgy with all of these sexy humanoid hybrid aliens after taking them to an Austalian BBQ place..." which is just 100% made up bullshit nobody could possibly believe.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Navigator on November 16, 2014, 06:32:01 pm
If they ever make a This Aint Mass Effect xxx, the Queerians will absolutely be in there somewhere.
Also, holy fuck that poetry is awful. Like, the dude who wrote I Want Into Mary's Twat is lightyears ahead of her. That might just be the absolute worst poetry we've ever had on the podcast.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 16, 2014, 06:55:24 pm
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 17, 2014, 03:07:12 pm
Also, diggin the Dead Milkmen reference
EDIT: and the suprise nick cave song
Double Edit: Oh wait, my ipod turned on by accident while listening.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Adam Bozarth on November 17, 2014, 05:44:40 pm
When Bozarth was reading about the connection between Aliens and THE GAYS, I kept waiting for him to ask for pepperoni. FattyBoBatty, November 17, 2014, 12:12:59 am
Ralph's not that stupid.
Bozarth, please write a sketch about the man that realizes he's the only real person on the internet. Cleretic, November 17, 2014, 05:12:13 am
OK (https://www.dropbox.com/s/tzr8rgzi8pnngse/Internet.pdf?dl=0)
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: BomberJacket on November 18, 2014, 01:15:29 am
Did I hear correctly that this was before F+ Live? I know you guys held onto an episode for awhile after the Turkish hackers got ya, but is there like a Disney vault of unedited F+ recordings?
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: goombapolice on November 18, 2014, 07:17:13 am
Lou's "No one. On Earth. Is gay." reading is like a top ten Fplus moment holy shit.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Boots Raingear on November 18, 2014, 07:45:18 am
Did I hear correctly that this was before F+ Live? I know you guys held onto an episode for awhile after the Turkish hackers got ya, but is there like a Disney vault of unedited F+ recordings? BomberJacket, November 18, 2014, 01:15:29 am
This one was a bit of an exception. I sat on it for a while through various fits of being busy, lazy, and sick. In terms of unedited relics, you should probably ask Kumquatxop about GOGMAGOG.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Bobalay on November 20, 2014, 01:18:34 pm
Boots, when you read the list of possible spaceship fuels, were you channeling Bob Ducca?
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Boots Raingear on November 20, 2014, 02:43:22 pm
It wasn't intentional when I started, but it totally turned into that.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: crow on December 11, 2014, 04:51:48 am
Ok, to tip my hand, I'm kind of interested in paranormal subject. I don't really believe in any of it, but something always sticks out to me: UFO people do not like other paranormal things. Like, people that believe in aliens do not like other paranormal subjects and will go out of their way to make fun of them. It doesn't make any sense to me for people who believe in UFOs to shit on ghost hunters and cryptozoologists especially when the other paranormal people try and be nice to each other and to the alien dudes. Do any of you have explanations for this or are the hearts of men an enigma?
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Tiny Prancer on December 11, 2014, 08:27:41 am
I'd suspect the dealio is that unlike the majority of people trying to support a bizarre pseudoscience, where there's a "if we support each other then we're stronger as a whole" thing going on, these guys assume that by shitting on everyone else they look more "real" and "scientific" than the others. Also then they can smugly insist that ghost and cryptocreature sightings are actually aliens, probably.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: crow on December 11, 2014, 01:47:00 pm
I'd suspect the dealio is that unlike the majority of people trying to support a bizarre pseudoscience, where there's a "if we support each other then we're stronger as a whole" thing going on, these guys assume that by shitting on everyone else they look more "real" and "scientific" than the others. Also then they can smugly insist that ghost and cryptocreature sightings are actually aliens, probably. Tiny Prancer, December 11, 2014, 08:27:41 am
The people I'm thinking of specifically say that the alien government use religion and spiritual stuff (all gods are actually aliens btw) as a social control so we don't ask questions about the alien menace
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Tiny Prancer on December 11, 2014, 03:38:12 pm
in that case it's definitely gotta be because they think people who believe in ghosts and bigfoots are too stupid/brainwashed to realize it's all aliens.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 28, 2015, 12:45:34 am
TAB TAB TAB TAB TAB
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Isfahan on November 28, 2015, 12:58:40 am
in that case it's definitely gotta be because they think people who believe in ghosts and bigfoots are too stupid/brainwashed to realize it's all aliens. Tiny Prancer, December 11, 2014, 03:38:12 pm
This way of thinking is also known as The Abovetopsecret Paradigm.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 28, 2015, 03:57:14 am
Seriously, I think in future if someone's writing has a bunch of tabs in it, they should be read aloud.
Title: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence
Post by: Caroline on November 28, 2015, 11:06:01 am