I wonder how much of this is related to the worst pixar movie. Too much probably
AgentCoop, November 27, 2014, 12:08:12 pm
I wonder how much of this is related to the worst pixar movie. Too much probably
AgentCoop, November 27, 2014, 12:08:12 pm
how do you call fucking a car when the engine is running?that would be the 'ol choke and stroke
Cat Planet, November 27, 2014, 01:05:03 pm
L.A. Carfucker (1993)
Dir.: Michael Mann
Starring: James Caan, William Dafoe, Christina Applegate
Middle-aged car mechanic Jimmy Dooley (James Caan) decides to break into local kingpin Bobby Merkin (William Dafoe)'s garage in order to sexually penetrate all sixty of Merkin's classic cars in one night. But when Jimmy's work life and sex life collide, who will end up the winner? Christina Applegate guest stars as "The Woman Who Calls Jimmy Dooley A Creepy Sex Pervert".
L.A. Carfucker (1993)
STOG, November 27, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
Guys, I was reading through my uncle's old collection of TV Guides and I found this:I don't exactly know what's going on here, but hopefully this bulb will illuminate it.L.A. Carfucker (1993)STOG, November 27, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
Dir.: Michael Mann
Starring: James Caan, William Dafoe, Christina Applegate
Middle-aged car mechanic Jimmy Dooley (James Caan) decides to break into local kingpin Bobby Merkin (William Dafoe)'s garage in order to sexually penetrate all sixty of Merkin's classic cars in one night. But when Jimmy's work life and sex life collide, who will end up the winner? Christina Applegate guest stars as "The Woman Who Calls Jimmy Dooley A Creepy Sex Pervert".
Guys, I was reading through my uncle's old collection of TV Guides and I found this:L.A. Carfucker (1993)STOG, November 27, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
Dir.: Michael Mann
Starring: James Caan, William Dafoe, Christina Applegate
Middle-aged car mechanic Jimmy Dooley (James Caan) decides to break into local kingpin Bobby Merkin (William Dafoe)'s garage in order to sexually penetrate all sixty of Merkin's classic cars in one night. But when Jimmy's work life and sex life collide, who will end up the winner? Christina Applegate guest stars as "The Woman Who Calls Jimmy Dooley A Creepy Sex Pervert".
Guys, I was reading through my uncle's old collection of TV Guides and I found this:L.A. Carfucker (1993)STOG, November 27, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
Dir.: Michael Mann
Starring: James Caan, William Dafoe, Christina Applegate
Middle-aged car mechanic Jimmy Dooley (James Caan) decides to break into local kingpin Bobby Merkin (William Dafoe)'s garage in order to sexually penetrate all sixty of Merkin's classic cars in one night. But when Jimmy's work life and sex life collide, who will end up the winner? Christina Applegate guest stars as "The Woman Who Calls Jimmy Dooley A Creepy Sex Pervert".
You read the description and think to yourself - "What lowlife zero-budget filmschool-dropout made this horrible thing?" and then you see it actually stars some of the biggest stars the '90s had to offer and directed by Michael Mann and just lose of sense of what is even real in the world.
So I went to IMDB to see if any record of that actually exists, and while I didn't find THAT, I did find this extremely relevant video, (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/41f325e282/new-never-before-seen-kids-in-the-hall-car-fuckers-from-kids-in-the-halll) which includes an actually pretty funny PSA by "Henry Ford" who explains that cars were originally invented for the purposes of fucking, but then turned out to just be convenient to 'get around town' with.
Ambious, November 28, 2014, 07:45:31 am
Scott Stapp: What If He Were A Duck? (2014)
60 min, TV-PG
Starring: Scott Stapp, The Duck Stapp Band
Scott Stapp pretends to be a duck on camera for an entire afternoon for one thousand dollars. A nature extravaganza for the entire family! Stick around for the world premiere of The Duck Stapp Band's new single "Christian Duck", followed by five hours of Sex and the City reruns.
[...] and just lose sense of what is even real in the world.Ambious, November 28, 2014, 07:45:31 amtruer words were never spoken
I'll add my vote for some car-on-car action of any variety. In the adult Cars fandom, it seems to be pretty widely accepted that female cars have a "cargina" (LOVE that word) at the center of the rear axle/rear differential area, and males have their goods there as well. Theories vary on how closely the genitalia resemble a human's; some prefer a more machine-like design and others like the idea of human-like parts considering they already have eyes and mouths similar to ours. Most of the fanart of this nature depicts the guy's parts as a metallic gray to match the rest of the undercarriage.
It's interesting how so many people on the carfucker forums, the trash-lover communities, the ball-smashing dudes, and the generalist foot-fetishists are from the UK.
Mister Smalls, November 30, 2014, 01:51:34 am
I just want to thank/get very mad at you guys for my new stuck-in-traffic game of looking at different tail pipes and trying to think of how comparatively difficult they would be to fuck.
Navigator, January 10, 2015, 05:21:23 pm
If you ever wanted to see a baby car being bottle fed (https://orig00.deviantart.net/715d/f/2016/315/9/4/nursing_by_half_dude-dao3jz5.jpg), he's got you covered."You've got your mother's eyes, and your father's suspension"
Spooks, December 15, 2017, 07:48:03 pm
Consider this episode fanart.
Spooks, January 03, 2018, 07:53:00 am
German car manufacturers conducted experiments on humans and monkeys that involved the inhalation of toxic exhaust fumes.
German newspapers reported on Monday that Germany’s three major car manufacturers — Daimler, BMW, and Volkswagen — all encouraged a study that exposed young and healthy human volunteers to nitrogen dioxide, a common traffic emission. Subjects were examined for side effects after inhaling the gas.
The EPA says that inhaling nitrogen dioxide can “aggravate respiratory diseases, particularly asthma, leading to respiratory symptoms (such as coughing, wheezing or difficulty breathing), hospital admissions and visits to emergency rooms.” A researcher has acknowledged the existence of the tests but noted that the subjects were submitted to levels of the gases found in typical environments. The experiments did not seem to produce any damaging effects.
Last week, the New York Times reported that Volkswagen conducted separate tests in 2015 that locked monkeys in airtight chambers inside which they were exposed to diesel fumes from a VW Beetle while they watched cartoons.
In a separate test, the monkeys were forced to breathe in fumes from a Ford F-250. The goal was to show the effectiveness of Volkswagen’s cleaning technology when diesel fuel is used in comparison to other car manufacturers’. The other two manufacturers denied involvement with the study that used monkeys.
Volkswagen blamed the tests on the mistakes of a few individuals within the company. Volkswagen is already under intense scrutiny over its “dieselgate” scandal. The company fudged figures on some 11 million of its cars to show that they met emissions standards, when they in fact did not.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel condemned the tests. "These tests on monkeys or even humans cannot be justified ethically in any way," she said through a spokesman.Quote from
Man arrested for attempted sex with car (http://www.thekansan.com/news/20180502/man-arrested-for-attempted-sex-with-car)
In a case of the truth being stranger than fiction, Newton Police took a 24-year-old man to the emergency room May 1 after he was found attempting to have sex with a car.
“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. ”.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
According to Powell, the suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a taser to subdue him.
“He was high on some sort of drug,” Powell said. “Officers were there, and he continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe of the car. He would not listen to commands or anything. ... They ended up tasing him.”
The man, who will likely be charged with a misdemeanor of lewd and lascivious behavior, was intoxicated to the point he was nearly incoherent.
“He was so impaired we could not take him to jail,” Powell said.
He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use. Officers also observed what appeared to be a head injury previous to interaction with officers.
“They wanted him checked out by medical professionals,” Powell said.