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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on September 26, 2013, 06:40:54 pm
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with Isfahan, Bunnybread, Boots Raingear, and Lemon.
Edited by John Toast
Emily Dickinson is often quoted as saying "The heart wants what it wants." She died in 1899, over a hundred years before the popularization of the modern internet. But I put the following question to you: If Emily Dickinson was alive today, would she have an account on the Serebii.net forums? More importantly, and stay with me here, would she go on the Serebii.net forums and participate in a 100 page thread about people who are sexually attracted to Pokemon? You can't, with absolute 100% certainty, say no, which is the same thing as yes. This week, Ampharos promises to be gentle up there.
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The sexiest Pokemon is very obviously Octillery because he is the best Pokemon ever at anything.
He is the best Pokemon because he is an octopus and he breathes fire and is obviously stoned out of his fucking gourd
(http://i.imgur.com/IK5taoT.jpg)
...What were we talking about again?
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Oh my god. I knew shrike, he was a friend of that fucking stalker asshole on steam.
He is absolutely insane oh god I regret not archiving his tumbler posts when he went nuts. I gotta say the only thing you missed was his love for not just vore, but popping pooltoys of his friends, he got like 5 of them in one week as gifts to his friends shortly after I got the fuck away from that hellhole group. Just checked again and sadly his long long rants are lost to the internet. If anyone feels daring here is his tumblr (http://shrike-alvaron.tumblr.com/), and here is his FA (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/shrikealvaron/).
Oh Hey, the best part is that last I knew Shrike was 'dating' a guy who goes to my college (who is in one of my classes, but doesn't know what I look like) and I know his dad. I resisted the temptation to gather this material myself because after my time in that steam group it would either cause my brain to catch fire or drive me to madness.
AGNPH stands for Alt.Games.Nintendo.Pokémon.Hentai, named after the BBS it started out as back in 1996. Despite being through several different incarnations, it is by far the internet's oldest archive of Pokémon hentai. (http://agn.ph/)
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Christ I remember Serebii. Used to be on the forums when I was like 16 and I remember when the Pokemon mongler thread first started.
Their first set of rules were hilarious because they basically said "KEEP IT PG GUYS THIS ISN'T ABOUT FUCKING POKEMON JUST WHAT YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE by the way I'd totally bang the shit out of Mew." They edited it later because I'm pretty sure they just gave up.
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Speaking of pokemon, I haven't heard of Portaxx in a while and I figured she'd be well up for this episode. I was pretty disappointed to read that something (or a culmination of somethings) had driven her off the ballp.it forums and if such crud could faze an internet veteran like her then she's probably not the only contributor who has decided to give up on this place.
So yeah I hope if anyone is taking shit that they don't do so in silence.
EDIT to add: I don't actually know anything about this matter, certainly not well enough to speculate on people's motivation for writing anything here and I am basically talking nonsense. Oh well.
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Oh my god. I knew shrike, he was a friend of that fucking stalker asshole on steam.
Yossarian, September 26, 2013, 11:03:12 pm
Yoss, my boy, you need to fine tune the methods through which you socialize.
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Oh my god. I knew shrike, he was a friend of that fucking stalker asshole on steam.
Yossarian, September 26, 2013, 11:03:12 pm
Yoss, my boy, you need to fine tune the methods through which you socialize.
Juice Unlimited, September 27, 2013, 03:39:37 pm
Emphasis added. I met him once before he went nuts. The second time we spoke he was a complete lunatic, worse than what you read today and I never spoke to him again.
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I accidentally bit my tongue when I heard the phrase "the rock-hard cock of the Tyranitar". This podcast is going to kill me someday.
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You said something about there not being a forum for pokemon fuckers exclusively.
Well you're wrong its right here. (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Pokephiliac_Forums/index.php?act=idx)
oh hey lets see what threads (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Pokephiliac_Forums/index.php?act=Search&CODE=getalluser&mid=23)my least favorite human being started.
I think Pokephilia is a mixture of things. It isn't really a new way of liking things the way zoophilia is a liking of animals. Pokemon aren't animals in the sense most think of. They're not human, sure.. but they're not quite the same as something you'd find in your pet store, or in the forest out back. First, I'd like to think zoophilia is a liking of something non-human. If you like humans, that's cool. If you like anything beyond it (IRL), you're probably a zoophiliac. To what degree is up to you. ;) Now, as we all know, you can like something for reasons beyond its physical appearance. Sure, physical appearance is nice. But sometimes you like somebody because of how they think or act. Pokemon have this distinction from animals. They have more in-depths thoughts and emotions, and actually have substantial communication with their companions.
Basically, to me, it may be that level of communication and the potential for emotions that we find attractive. The difference between say, being attracted to a fox you see in the forest vs. a Vulpix is that you're more likely going to be on that Vulpix's good side. Of course, in our fantasies, we can imagine whatever we want, but reality will still dictate that if you tried to yiff a fox in real life, you'd likely wide up with a lot of cuts and bruises. :unsure:
Despite Pokemon being fiction, I think there's some part of us that knows that if we had a chance, it would be remotely possible to have those fantasy relationships. Since we're all dreaming, it's easier to imagine with a Pokemon.. then for a real life animal.
Can you classify that as zoophilia? Not entirely.. zoophilia is the attraction to animals, really. Non-humans. The attraction to the mental aspect of Pokemon kinda differentiates from that.. at least I'd like to think so. Plus the other unique traits Pokemon have, such as elemental capabilities that can be quite nice if used correctly! Add all of those interests together, and you have Pokephilia. Not quite a zoophile, not quite anything else.
And hey, if you just wanna be short and simple about it, Pokephilia = specific attraction to Pokemon. Sometimes that's all it is. Just Pokemon, not any other animals. Why use the massive umbrella term zoophilia when you're specific enough to say Pokephilia? :P (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Pokephiliac_Forums/index.php?showtopic=197&hl=)
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I know every single fucking pokemon mentioned in this episode, because I am a very sad nerd. In my defense, I was ten years old when the first pokemon game came out, and thus at the perfect age to become obsessed with the little bastards. Accordingly, I can tell you that this was all much creepier than even you knew. Igglybuff, for instance, is a baby pokemon. There are whole new levels of creepy to this. I'd give you some annotations if I weren't too busy strangling myself.
And I agree with Zsa Zsa. The lack of Portaxx was noticable.
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I have residual knowledge of the original set of games that came out in the mid-90s. That's about it.
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Speaking of pokemon, I haven't heard of Portaxx in a while and I figured she'd be well up for this episode. I was pretty disappointed to read that something (or a culmination of somethings) had driven her off the ballp.it forums and if such crud could faze an internet veteran like her then she's probably not the only contributor who has decided to give up on this place.
So yeah I hope if anyone is taking shit that they don't do so in silence.
EDIT to add: I don't actually know anything about this matter, certainly not well enough to speculate on people's motivation for writing anything here and I am basically talking nonsense. Oh well.
Zsa Zsa, September 27, 2013, 08:31:31 am
You know, I hadn't been on here in a while (Not for any real reason, I'm just really transient when it comes to forums) but I wanted to post because I was surprised/a little disappointed that Portaxx wasn't in on this one. I hadn't realized something had happened with regards to her. ._.
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I can't remember the last time an episode had me torn between nausea and sheer confusion so constantly. What I did understand was hella gross/broken, though. Even moreso than the Pokemon vore episode of Lou Reads. The rest, especially when it became a list of Pokemon names, it just sounded like you guys were speaking in tongues.
Was it John who put another goddamn JustinRPG 'song' in the opening? Goddammit whoever made that happen.
(Another one for the 'missing Portaxx in this one' crowd.)
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I consider it an act of mercy that Portaxx wasn't in this one, but Bunnybread's "Yay!" imitation worked fine as a substitute!
Also holy shit, that minstrel show story had me rolling.
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Everyone's Jack Chick impressions were pretty fantastic as well.
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"Ceci n'est pas une vagine" made me snarfle the water I was drinking. Bravo, guys.
Also, I didn't realize until now how much the word "cunny" creeps me out. Maybe it's just the context (after all, the pokemon being referred to at first was I think a rabbit one), but... eugh. It's cutesy in a disturbing way.
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I know every single fucking pokemon mentioned in this episode, because I am a very sad nerd. In my defense, I was ten years old when the first pokemon game came out, and thus at the perfect age to become obsessed with the little bastards. Accordingly, I can tell you that this was all much creepier than even you knew. Igglybuff, for instance, is a baby pokemon. There are whole new levels of creepy to this. I'd give you some annotations if I weren't too busy strangling myself.
And I agree with Zsa Zsa. The lack of Portaxx was noticable.
Runic, September 27, 2013, 09:56:38 pm
Wow, so I thought Igglybuff was someone just really fucking up spelling Jigglypuff, but it turned out to be ten thousand times creepier. Because being sexually attracted to Jigglypuff is pretty weird, but being sexually attracted to THIS?!:
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/103/5/e/igglybuff_by_chibitigre-d3dy7h7.png)
'Zounds. I'm sad :(
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It is literally the baby form of Jigglypuff. In the pokedex it is said to be a baby pokemon. Like, that's its whole thing. It's pokepedophilia.
I would note that I love that Lemon's only point of reference for pokemon seems to be the Jigglypuff song from the anime.
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I would note that I love that Lemon's only point of reference for pokemon seems to be the Jigglypuff song from the anime.
Runic, September 28, 2013, 02:14:08 pm
I thought that was a Super Smash Bros. reference - wasn't Jigglypuff a playable character in one of the games? I would like to focus on this question instead of letting myself know what the pokemon with less obvious names look like.
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(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/c/c0/303Mawile.png/220px-303Mawile.png)
Mawile
(http://media-cerulean.cursecdn.com/attachments/thumbnails/5/713/530/530/mega_mawile.png)
Mega Mawile
Pokeboners from hair-mouth Pokemon.
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Can anyone explain why there was a minstrel show-style chat log in the middle of a smutty Pokémon fanfic? Did the writer type two different documents at the same time and then accidentally paste them into the same text box?
Anyway, as did Runic, I knew all the Pokémon referred to in this episode. For those who are unaware, what most of the Pokémon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:282Gardevoir.png) that (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:200Misdreavus.png) attracted (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:241Miltank.png) the (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:124Jynx.png) greatest (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/24/380Latias.png) number (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/55/314Illumise.png) of (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c9/428Lopunny.png) fetishists (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/cd/182Bellossom.png) have in common is a varying degree of femininity. Some are exclusively female, but more of them aren't; these guys just think of them that way. In some cases, there may also be overlap with furry fetishism: Ninetales is based on a fox, Mightyena and Houndoom are canine, and Charizard and Dragonite are, obviously, dragons. (Dragons don't have fur, but you know what I mean.)
To answer Lemon's question, Pokémon did not have sexes in the first generation, with the exceptions of the Nidoran family. From the second generation onward, Pokémon could be male, female, or, more rarely, neuter. That said, the person who designated certain Pokémon as female and others as male in his fantasies was dead wrong--virtually none of those he referred to was male- or female-exclusive. Get your information right before you jerk off to it, dude!
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From what I could understand of that fanfic I think all the characters were anthropomorphic Pokemon that were in high school (And fucked each other) and the chatlog was a bunch of them talking on IRC about the one Pokemon walking in on his girlfriend fucking another pokemon and they all talked like...that because it was supposed to emulate how teenagers talk? Or something?
My point is: Why the fuck were they Pokemon?
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My point is: Why the fuck were they Pokemon?
KingKalamari, October 05, 2013, 09:02:02 pm
Because nerds.
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because humans are boring but pokemon are awesome