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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on January 09, 2018, 12:08:04 pm

Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lemon on January 09, 2018, 12:08:04 pm: Hi there!

Sanguinary Novel and I were recently talking about some ideas for new merch, and she posed the question “Hey, I wonder if we can print our own magnetic poetry”?

Well, it turns out we can!

So, we’ve done some research and we found a company that could produce for us using this template...

(https://ballp.it/img/magnet-template1.png)

Of course, those particular words aren’t particularly “on brand” for The F Plus, so that’s where you come in. We need suggestions of words to populate these sheets with, bearing in mind that the template you see is fairly fixed, so we’ll need to force the words to fit the die cut and not vice versa. Also, because you’ll want to be making phrases, we’re definitely gonna want some helpful conjunctions like “and” “or” “is”, etc. Also, one more limitation here: the lady at the magnet company said the words had to be “non-offensive”. Now, that's a very loose term, so we'll squeak what we can.

(https://ballp.it/img/magnet-template2.png)

Once Sanguinary Novel and I have a word list we’re happy with, I’ll be printing up 100 of these. Cost with shipping shouldn’t be too bad for you, probably around $8 or $9, so I’m hoping you’ll be interested in buying one.

So: If you’re into the idea. Let me know, if you got words you want in there, let me know.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shell Game on January 09, 2018, 12:43:36 pm: cytran

I'm sure i could come up with more but i really want cytran.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Mix on January 09, 2018, 12:47:20 pm: you know cling film has to be in there somewhere.

probably also *crickets*
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 09, 2018, 12:48:28 pm: How, To and Your for Wikihow sentences. Also Yay and Victor, although those could probably fit on one.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Trav on January 09, 2018, 12:49:07 pm: crystals, feet, how to, "females", magick, recipe for, drinking, [yayvictor]

e: if/when this gets made, I have a good idea for a stupid video
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 09, 2018, 12:54:46 pm: ****
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on January 09, 2018, 01:00:50 pm: great
britain
's
greatest
pervert
dumpster
juice
fuck
the
car
hot
cheevo
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 09, 2018, 01:09:56 pm: cowboy
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2018, 01:23:00 pm: balloon
juice
dick
bugs
gas
alcohol
otherkin
a-
goddammit
ballp
.it
flattr
patreon
demi-
gray
sexual
fetish
sonic
hedgehog
tumblr
deviant
curse
reptilian
feet
cum
well
known
food
place
gamers
hip
clip
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 09, 2018, 01:29:56 pm: Panic
Pennis
Pennies
Pneis
Pregant
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 09, 2018, 01:32:50 pm: roy
orbison
clingfilm
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Dawnswalker on January 09, 2018, 02:39:41 pm: FREE
PETTING
ZOO
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Mique on January 09, 2018, 02:55:21 pm: THANKS
STOG
Sonic
Brony/Bronies
memes
Paula Deen
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 09, 2018, 03:06:25 pm: Titanium teeth
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 09, 2018, 03:29:51 pm: danubed
make a
is good to
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 09, 2018, 04:49:50 pm: Some I had that were not listed yet:

LINDA
reddit
waifu
findom
nerds
furries/furry
juggalo
Dozerfleet
dragon/draaa-gon
nuzzling
3Ds
clips4sale
YESHELLO
soylent
vampers
chemtrails
Harry Potter
STOG
purgatory
humanity
thanks
Montrith
incel
mpreg
nerds
rant
ship
ing
meme
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: rhorsman on January 09, 2018, 04:52:24 pm: Dragon
Yay!
YESHELLO
party
I
don't
have
that
problem
goodbye

Edit: AWWWWW yeah, simultaneous "YESHELLO" requests!
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: cube abuser on January 09, 2018, 05:19:24 pm: mother
butter
mayo
frot
jelq
knot
courtesy
juggalo
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Knitting Machine on January 09, 2018, 06:01:09 pm: feeeeeeeeeemales
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 09, 2018, 06:06:23 pm: HI YES HELLO
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: krytton on January 09, 2018, 06:34:30 pm: yuu
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shigan on January 09, 2018, 06:47:25 pm: 'twas
the
night
before
christmas

tab tab tab
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 09, 2018, 07:55:34 pm: are full of
completely wrapped in
with matching
comic sans that
make 'em squeal
incrase
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 09, 2018, 09:37:55 pm: frot
jelq
knot
cube abuser, January 09, 2018, 05:19:24 pm

What I like about these words is that to the layman, the top two look like a keyboard slam and the bottom one a perfectly innocent word.

What has this podcast (and the internet) wrought upon us all.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: chai tea latte on January 09, 2018, 10:41:36 pm: we
he
she
his
her
they
their
at
inside
around
how about
My Little
YouTube
Dashcon 2018
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: lazzer grardaion? on January 10, 2018, 12:14:34 am: I think it might be fun to have bookended "xXx_" "_xXx" or *~* or whatever for any names.

Also: SO MOTE IT BE
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: krytton on January 10, 2018, 04:14:06 am: INTJ
stuffing
SquareSpace
r/
crystals
steampunk
yiffy
SPH
Julie Ashton's Cloaca
bippy and boppy
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: A Meat on January 10, 2018, 05:11:24 am: ingredients:
butt
ghost
with
dump
and
balls
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Down10 on January 10, 2018, 08:06:34 am: Passions

This is a must. None of this is worth it without that word.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 10, 2018, 09:18:56 am: i’m not gay but
All I’m saying is
Underground wind turbine
Bubble rump
Voice2sKull
Balloon Juice
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 10, 2018, 10:21:56 am: Panic
Pennis
Pennies
PneisI Hated That Joke, January 09, 2018, 01:29:56 pm
Penix
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 10, 2018, 10:26:57 am: Panic
Pennis
Pennies
PneisI Hated That Joke, January 09, 2018, 01:29:56 pm
Penix
Sham bam bamina!, January 10, 2018, 10:21:56 am

Pines
Panis
Penus
Penie
sex power
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Victor Laszlo on January 10, 2018, 11:10:47 am: Mmmbop
ba
du
bop
duba
yeah
(record scratches)

People may want to buy more than one set.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 10, 2018, 12:51:52 pm: I just want the word HEY in as many different styles as there are magnets.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Down10 on January 10, 2018, 01:29:12 pm: Linda

(almost forgot)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 10, 2018, 01:47:56 pm: Linda

(almost forgot)
Down10, January 10, 2018, 01:29:12 pm

Gary
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SirSlarty on January 10, 2018, 04:54:36 pm: Linda

(almost forgot)
Down10, January 10, 2018, 01:29:12 pm

Gary
Sherman Tankre, January 10, 2018, 01:47:56 pm

Steve
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on January 10, 2018, 05:14:02 pm: I guess based on the template that you can't just give us a dozen letters to misspell penis with,
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 10, 2018, 05:39:17 pm: I guess based on the template that you can't just give us a dozen letters to misspell penis with,
Silent Liver Disease, January 10, 2018, 05:14:02 pm

I mean, I can make an Extenz Pack™ that you can glue and cut yourself that has nothing but misspellings of penis if that's something you're interested in
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Mix on January 10, 2018, 09:44:48 pm: blow
up
the
moon
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: bigfangirl on January 11, 2018, 09:11:05 am: otherkin
kin
spiritual
healing
energy
girlfriend
magik
dirty
reddit
seeking
r/
™
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Blandest on January 11, 2018, 03:18:17 pm: Lady
Frenzy
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 12, 2018, 07:33:18 pm: We've had very few verbs so far.

cuddle
yiff (+ otter)
sniff
jelq
felch
cum
vore
tame
danube (+ make)
pie
HONK

Also, a noun: CRAWCH
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lemon on January 15, 2018, 09:54:31 am: In production!

(https://ballp.it/img/magpoetry_4.png)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: FinchChunk on January 15, 2018, 12:41:19 pm: I frot your pagan waifus feet LINDA.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 15, 2018, 02:20:20 pm: Pagan yiff pit fanfic, Linda.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 15, 2018, 02:24:28 pm: I'm already sensing some amazing user photos from this and it's super exciting
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 15, 2018, 02:32:11 pm: I jelq furry vampire feet.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shell Game on January 15, 2018, 07:07:33 pm: I'm so happy. my one word made it in.

this will be fun for all for sure
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 15, 2018, 08:36:28 pm: I jelq furry vampire feet.
Sherman Tankre, January 15, 2018, 02:32:11 pm
Hey. HEY!
If this shit isn't currently on your fridge I don't wanna hear about it.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 15, 2018, 10:32:36 pm: I am ready to go, my fridge's exterior is barren, I need this!
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lady Frenzy on January 16, 2018, 04:49:03 pm: Prepared to change my name to Lady Female
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lemon on January 26, 2018, 12:50:38 pm: Scheduled delivery:
Tue 1/30/2018 by end of day
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on February 03, 2018, 05:11:47 pm: FYI, the magnets are available on thefpl.us.

I just figured I'd let you guys know after I secured my own set.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lemon on February 03, 2018, 05:34:50 pm: Yup! First shipment goes out Monday.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shell Game on February 04, 2018, 01:18:29 am: DONE
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 04, 2018, 04:25:21 am: Ordered, excited, vibrating imperceptibly.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 05, 2018, 07:48:09 pm: THERE'S TWO MAKES AND NO THE DAMMIT

And two pagans what the CHRIST
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on February 06, 2018, 03:34:21 pm: two pagans what the CHRIST
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 05, 2018, 07:48:09 pm

One is /ˈpeɪɡən/ (English) and the other is /ˈpæɡ.ən/ (Lemonese).
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Dawnswalker on February 07, 2018, 05:10:16 pm: My fridge isn't magnetic!

Goodbye!
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 07, 2018, 10:06:30 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/TbQN1j1.jpg)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 08, 2018, 06:02:29 pm: Just got mine in the mail!

the receptionist at work was wondering what weird dating site I'd joined to get letters from "Lemon?"
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shell Game on February 09, 2018, 11:03:36 pm: Look what i got! I broke them in by making as many haikus as I could.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/232304884031029249/411748621642629121/Scan0046.jpg)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 10, 2018, 01:00:17 pm: My mom is staying at my house during the heavy snow fall and hanging out in the kitchen while I cook lunch.

"What's J-E-L-Q?"
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Lemon on February 10, 2018, 01:29:40 pm: "What's J-E-L-Q?"
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 10, 2018, 01:00:17 pm

And your answer?
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on February 10, 2018, 02:09:42 pm: "What's J-E-L-Q?"
M/fuk'n Sanguinary Novel, February 10, 2018, 01:00:17 pm

And your answer?
Lemon, February 10, 2018, 01:29:40 pm

Me: Uh, something you don't want to explain to your mother
Mom: Oh okay, I'll just Google it later
Me: OH GOD NO. DON'T EVEN LOOK. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE BY NOT KNOWING

I don't need a repeat of awkwardness that came with watching Black Swan with her.

Although if she had asked me around day four of her stay at my house, I probably would have told her.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on February 10, 2018, 06:36:53 pm: NSFW content. Click to show.
(https://i.imgur.com/4fODCc9.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/QrCxHcq.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/K3UMe6V.jpg)
Mine arrived
NSFW for size considerations
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Mique on February 11, 2018, 06:39:24 pm: Finally broke mine apart and made something.
(https://i.imgur.com/cvV5gZt.jpg)

At some point in the future I might have to get a different magnet set with more real words just so I can make a proper paragraph.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Shell Game on February 11, 2018, 11:54:45 pm: At some point in the future I might have to get a different magnet set with more real words just so I can make a proper paragraph.
Mique, February 11, 2018, 06:39:24 pm
I like the way the challenge of forming ideas missing certain words pushes my creativity. Also all the dropped articles puts me in the perfect "idiot internet poster" mindset.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: cube abuser on February 15, 2018, 03:44:18 pm: my magnets arrived today!

(https://i.imgur.com/UzBj9aA.jpg)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Wrought on February 15, 2018, 04:17:11 pm: STROKE WELL, SPACE COWBOY...
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: nudna on February 23, 2018, 01:49:36 pm: Got home after a bad day at work and these bad boys really made me smile. Me and my flatmate spent like 20 minutes just playing around with them and here's some of my faves:
(https://i.imgur.com/vACa4kjh.jpg)

Thanks for making my day :)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SirSlarty on June 11, 2018, 11:44:32 pm: I ordered mine late, got them late but it's all good because I got to make these beautiful things.

First I made a haiku. I call it "Engrossed". In my mind I had 'what if James Joyce wrote a poem with these?' but as I assembled the poem, it took a life of its own.
(https://i.imgur.com/wNOwYSB.jpg)

Then I got alliterative!!! Can you name which Ridiculist is represented? (caveat: not all are representing and not all are represented)
(https://i.imgur.com/DqPkmLn.jpg)

Then I took all the remaining pieces and one-by-one, placed them one after the other.
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: SirSlarty on June 12, 2018, 01:21:57 pm: Woke up this morning and decided to remake the chorus to "What Is A Juggalo?"
(https://i.imgur.com/XDmBeAN.jpg)

Also this:
(https://i.imgur.com/l8dipSV.jpg)
Title: Let's Make Magnetic Poetry!
Post by: Wrought on June 12, 2018, 09:28:08 pm: They always ask what is a juggalo, but they never ask... how is a juggalo....