Episode 126: Acquire The Spiritual Energy of a Tiny Dead Pharaoh

[Lemon]

with Bunnybread, Kumquatxop, Nutshell Gulag, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.

Content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate (Cheapskate Reviews Free Media)

Edited by Lemon.

Hey, put this wire pyramid on your head, will you? No it doesn't look stupid at all. And it aligns your chakras or something. Okay, I need $300 please. This week, The F Plus chooses between extreme detoxification and profound detoxification.

[nigeline]

"What purpose do pyramids have?!?!?!"

A question for the ages, indeed.

[🍆]

I, for one, deeply appreciated Nutshell Gulag's Buckaroo Banzai reference. Although I thought there were some Dr Manhattan vibes in that origin story as well.

Nice to hear Lou since I could not get more than five or so minutes into the latest episode of Lou Reads... ughhhhh

[Down10]

Couldn't listen to the product description of the Black Diamond with out this classic rock groove going through my head:

What a great album closer! If only Kiss had worn head gear pyramids in their act — they'd still be around today, instead of breaking up at the peak of their popularity, leaving behind a brilliantly undiminished and unblemished era of theatrical rock music.

[montrith]

Since we're on the topic...

I am disappointed, Lemon. You did not fully utilize the potential of Pyramid Head/pyramid hat puns.

[Odd]

Oh sure, Music is totally the first thing that came to mind for me too. Suuure. But the second thing were coy descriptions for marital aids.

"Manaslu features a twin point."
"Tryth features a twin point, and has double the intensity."
“Ebony features 100 perfect energy points."

And can anyone find any samples of the music of Dr. Fred Bell? All I can find are his lectures and interviews.
He met with Jesse Ventura a bunch of times to discuss conspiracies. Including 48 hours before he died. Which is also a conspiracy, of course.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

coy descriptions for marital aids...

“Ebony features 100 perfect energy points."

What? How would you even... that sounds super painful!

[Odd]

What? How would you even... that sounds super painful!

I see you are unfamiliar with Japanese dildos.
http://www.links.net/sex/2004-vegas/pix/gojira-lg.jpg

[cyclopeantrash]

Okay, I really needed this pyramihat in my life for various reasons. But I am a poor unemployed college student. So I tried to make my own. In place of a gold and silver frame I had to use copper hangers and some old tin forks. I know that tin isn't an "active" metal. But I had to make due with what I had. In an attempt to amplify the effects of the pyramihat. I covered it in tin foil and rhinestones. I've been using it for the past few days now, and I get a few strange looks here and there. I filed it away as innate jealousy though.

While I am feeling better. I feel as if I can improve my pyramihat. Any suggestions?

[KingKalamari]

Okay, I really needed this pyramihat in my life for various reasons. But I am a poor unemployed college student. So I tried to make my own. In place of a gold and silver frame I had to use copper hangers and some old tin forks. I know that tin isn't an "active" metal. But I had to make due with what I had. In an attempt to amplify the effects of the pyramihat. I covered it in tin foil and rhinestones. I've been using it for the past few days now, and I get a few strange looks here and there. I filed it away as innate jealousy though.

While I am feeling better. I feel as if I can improve my pyramihat. Any suggestions?

Second, smaller pyramid hat on top of your existing one. I also think I read somewhere that clothing inhibits your chi flow or possibly messes with your chakras so I would discard all clothing except for some form of ceremonial robe: A housecoat will probably do if you coat it in glitter and more of those rhinestones. Oh and maybe some stilts to get you closer to the sky, I think that improves your positronic flow

[cyclopeantrash]

What if my clothing is made of hemp? Also the hemp is braided with rhinestones? I have stilts handy in my closet but I'm out of hangers to use so I guess I'll have to start using paper clips.

[montrith]

You should try hanging some crystals from your pyramid hat. Incense is also effective, just as long you make sure there's lots of smoke and the scent you're using is unbelievably strong.

[cyclopeantrash]

Guess what demographic this product has a crossover with!

Sovereign citizens of course!

[Neal]

It seems that dogs are made of pyramids, since they also poop in alignment with the earth's magnetic field.

[Sherman Tank]

Thank you, The F Plus, for introducing me to Black Taxi.

And headgear pyramids.