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Topic: what's your poison (and by poison i mean delicious alcohol)  (Read 104194 times)

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Shitty beer and energy drink
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Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am
I should've gotten a video of you ordering and drinking that so everyone here could share the experience.
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Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?

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Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?
Sanguinary Novel, October 20, 2017, 04:28:18 pm

Usually the first, but if they give me two cans I'll do the other.
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Shitty beer and energy drink
Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?
Sanguinary Novel, October 20, 2017, 04:28:18 pm

Usually the first, but if they give me two cans I'll do the other.
Trav, October 22, 2017, 12:24:22 pm

So, I had promised Trav that I would buy all of his drinks whenever we were together at F Plus Live this year.  The first order Trav placed was for, I forget the beer, but pretty sure it was a Coors Lite and a Red Bull.  May not have been a Coors Light?  Either way, the bartender and I trying to figure out exactly what was being requested was surreal and frustrating for both of us, because neither of us could wrap our brains around the fact that the order was indeed for those two things mixed together, but nobody orders those things separately either, so what the fuck was going on?  The bartender was pretty sure that the order must be for two people.  He refused to mix them, I think on general principle.

Later Trav tried to order a drink on my tab (which was fine by me), but told the bartender my name was Victor Laszlo, which is not exactly how it's spelled on my credit card.  The bartender, who is the only bartender who remembers me between visits other than Tommy at the horse track, came and found me to clarify because "Victor Laszlo sounded like a fake name."  Good lookin' out, buddy.
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Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?
Sanguinary Novel, October 20, 2017, 04:28:18 pm

Usually the first, but if they give me two cans I'll do the other.
Trav, October 22, 2017, 12:24:22 pm

...a Coors Lite and a Red Bull.
Victor Laszlo, October 22, 2017, 01:21:47 pm

Trav, Trav please. Like, I don't want to drink shame, but I'm gonna drink shame here.

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Shitty beer and energy drink
Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

...like, mixed together, or just one each hand?
Sanguinary Novel, October 20, 2017, 04:28:18 pm

Usually the first, but if they give me two cans I'll do the other.
Trav, October 22, 2017, 12:24:22 pm

So, I had promised Trav that I would buy all of his drinks whenever we were together at F Plus Live this year.  The first order Trav placed was for, I forget the beer, but pretty sure it was a Coors Lite and a Red Bull.  May not have been a Coors Light?  Either way, the bartender and I trying to figure out exactly what was being requested was surreal and frustrating for both of us, because neither of us could wrap our brains around the fact that the order was indeed for those two things mixed together, but nobody orders those things separately either, so what the fuck was going on?  The bartender was pretty sure that the order must be for two people.  He refused to mix them, I think on general principle.

Later Trav tried to order a drink on my tab (which was fine by me), but told the bartender my name was Victor Laszlo, which is not exactly how it's spelled on my credit card.  The bartender, who is the only bartender who remembers me between visits other than Tommy at the horse track, came and found me to clarify because "Victor Laszlo sounded like a fake name."  Good lookin' out, buddy.
Victor Laszlo, October 22, 2017, 01:21:47 pm

If I'm anything, it's a huge pain in the ass.

Trav, Trav please. Like, I don't want to drink shame, but I'm gonna drink shame here.
Sanguinary Novel, October 22, 2017, 02:07:47 pm

I see it as no different than Bailey's and coffee, other than taste. Which, I admit, isn't great.

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You're actually SUPPOSED to pour 16 ounces of NOS™ Brand Orange-Adjacent Energy Beverage into a half full St Ides I have a doctorate in mixology and its the only good drink
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Shitty beer and energy drink.Trav, October 20, 2017, 01:15:41 am

If you don't mind me asking, what made you come up with that particular combination?

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Probably being broke, tired, but still wanting to be drunk
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That bartender was incredulous.

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Probably being broke, tired, but still wanting to be drunk
Sanguinary Novel, October 22, 2017, 08:30:53 pm

But... having paid for that drink, that was not a cheap drink, in terms of alcohol delivery.  A margarita would have cost the same, been just as disgusting, and would have gotten him drunker.

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Probably being broke, tired, but still wanting to be drunk
Sanguinary Novel, October 22, 2017, 08:30:53 pm

But... having paid for that drink, that was not a cheap drink, in terms of alcohol delivery.  A margarita would have cost the same, been just as disgusting, and would have gotten him drunker.
Victor Laszlo, October 23, 2017, 11:56:36 am

i mean i don't like margaritas either but i'd actually drink one.

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We wouldn't have to take part in this foul playacting if they just brought back the Four Loco that had caffeine in it
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