http://experimentaltheology.blogspot.com/2013/08/blessed-are-tricksters.html
I thought this was a pretty good article about theology you guys might like it. Or not, that's cool to.
Runic, September 02, 2013, 02:51:07 pm
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_vault/2013/08/28/hp_lovecraft_the_author_s_notes_for_his_novella_at_the_mountains_of_madness.html
Juice showed me this. God damn, Lovecraft.
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f30/lime-melomel-yeast-suggestions-308169/
I have 55 ounces of cherry juice and 36-ish of key lime juice/pulp and a powerful, powerful urge to turn those things into sweets or honey wine.
Cuddlegoose, September 02, 2013, 08:24:32 pm
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am
Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.
I should be way, way less surprised than I am at how much that Elder Thing looks like a giant fucked-up vagina.
TheCrawlingChaos, September 03, 2013, 04:19:38 am
Apparently his marriage was a horror story in its own right. Though I think that's more because he was a racist asshole married to a lady of Jewish descent rather than because of anything he could or couldn't do in bed.Cuddlegoose, September 03, 2013, 09:06:42 am
Additionally, whatever you do with the latter please tell me how it turns out! Homemade wine is one of those things I've always been too intimidated to try but hearing anecdotal stuff about other peoples' experiences always helps.
This (http://www.beefolks.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=87&cat=Mead+Kits) is how I got started! These people are always at the Renaissance Faire, and one year on a whim my stepsister and I decided to try getting some mead kits. I don't know if she ever made hers but I was hooked pretty quickly. If you bottle it sooner it tastes kind of like a dessert wine, and if you bottle it later it's more like a slightly sweet beer.
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/
Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated. And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.
(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am
http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/your-seed-is-gold/
Because this needs to be shared, to be savoured like a fine wine, to be appreciated. And thanks to PurpleXVI for sharing it with me earlier, credit where it's due.
(And a backup link here (http://ao.kalimonster.net/pix/misc/unlikely.gif) in the not-improbable event he eventually shame-pulls it, though the commentariat adds zesty spice to a delicious dish.)
Acierocolotl, September 06, 2013, 02:27:38 am
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Oooo, Lush! My cosmetics/cleaning rituals are pretty bare-bones but I've heard really good things about them. Any recommendations?
TheCrawlingChaos, December 26, 2013, 12:11:01 am
Christmas Cake
A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
Saori Teshima had long dreamt of the moment. Standing nervously next to her smartly-suited partner in front of friends and loved ones, a sparkling ring appeared before her.
But contrary to conventional wedding rules, the man at Saori's side did not slip the ring lovingly onto her left hand before sealing their union with a kiss.
Instead, the pair were handed a hammer - which they held together as they proceeded to smash the ring to symbolise the end of their five-year marriage.
So goes another divorce ceremony - a bizarre, but increasingly popular ritual among Japanese couples, who choose to end their marriages with the same pomp and ceremony with which they began them.
From drinking toasts to never seeing each other again, through to symbolic rides in separate rickshaws to reflect the start of a new journey, the ceremonies consist of a string of symbolic acts to mark the definitive end of a marriage.
Their introduction is timely: more than 251,000 divorces took place in Japan in 2008, a figure blamed partly on the poor economic climate and the end of the salaryman-led family units which used to be the bedrock of much of Japanese life.
Yet with divorce still something of a taboo in Japanese society, the ceremonies have caught on as a way to publicly formalise the separation in a way that is socially acceptable to friends and family.
Shit, I'm almost 30 and I feel nowhere near ready to get married.
montrith, December 30, 2013, 08:51:12 am
Jó Hunyadi és hős Kapisztrán, vezesd a fegyverünk,
Diadalunkat hozza el éj, vagy itt ér a végzetünk
Három bősz ostrom, aláhulló zászlós vitéz,
Óvd meg, Uram, az nemzetünk!
September, January 12, 2014, 02:01:08 am
Tried to kill myself in my college dorm and my friend's called the cops. I refused to go with them to the hospital and got pinned to the floor as they handcuffed me. They fractured my right knee in the process and I ended up being stuck in a solitary confinement room for 24 hours.
I kinda wish they'd of shot and killed me since my life has been miserable since.
Quote from
Amputated the leg in under 21⁄2 minutes (the patient died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene; they usually did in those pre-Listerian days). He amputated in addition the fingers of his young assistant (who died afterwards in the ward from hospital gangrene). He also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished surgical spectator, who was so terrified that the knife had pierced his vitals he dropped dead from fright.
That was the only operation in history with a 300 percent mortality.
http://17000dollars.tumblr.com/post/91777954746/you-can-buy-roughly-425-copies-of-the-room-onSovereign, July 13, 2014, 03:09:08 pm
CR Gas: This potent incapacitating agent causes
eye twitching and temporary blindness, severe coughing
and breathing difficulty, skin irritation, and panic.
Affected characters suffer 1d10 ÷ 2 damage, a –30
modifier to sight-based Perception Tests, and a –20
modifier to all other actions for 20 minutes (5 minutes
if the character has medichines). [Low]
Runic, September 16, 2014, 12:37:00 pm
http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/korra-215-clip.html
Ah, yes. Sneak peak at Korra!
brianabird, September 18, 2014, 06:09:15 pm
So if you hear a C-major chord with an equal temperament, you've heard it a million times before and your brain accepts it. But if you hear a chord that you've never heard before, you're like, "huh." And your brain has to change shape to accept it. And once it's changed shape, then you have changed as a person, in a tiny way. And if you have a whole combination of all these different frequencies, you're basically reconfiguring your brain. And then you've changed as a person, and you can go and do something else. It's a constant change. It could sound pretty cosmic and hippie, but that is exactly what's going on.—Aphex Twin, from this exceptional interview (http://pitchfork.com/features/cover-story/reader/aphex-twin/)
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm
ASIMO (アシモ Ashimo?)
Humanoid robot created by Honda in 2000. It appears as Koizumi's partner in his match with Hitler and Tristan on the Fourth Reich's moon base. It has the ability to change the appearance of tiles using a holographic projector, among other "ASIMO weapons."
FrAAAAHnk West, October 28, 2014, 12:27:53 pm
Oh my GOD, is this that anime about world leaders deciding disputes through Mahjongg? That shit has to be the most cracked-out thing I've seen in a while.
TheCrawlingChaos, October 28, 2014, 12:55:16 pm
vasylina holodilina (She's really awesome. Very OTT Slavic digital painting at its finest. Lots of boobs.)
TheCrawlingChaos, November 10, 2014, 11:39:36 pm
Tiwa Olajuwon
Runic, November 12, 2014, 10:27:30 am
thegreatestthingihaveeverread.txt
Slavoj is wearing mostly fur. To his right, on the floor, is the headpiece of a dog costume, which is upturned and rather pungent.
Slavoj’s face is a blinking slab of clay looking out through thickets of drenched grey hair. His mouth is moving rapidly, but he has not spoken in several minutes. His immense mind is swelling palpably.
At some point, a sound like a stalled car engine echoes through the elevator, and the whole scene slips down several feet. One of the men in the corner screams. Slavoj, in a kind of perversely hygienic zen state, is unperturbed. The intercom crackles and buzzes, then clicks off. A set of emergency strip lights perks up.
One of the smartly dressed people steps cautiously toward the center of the elevator to try and peer through the doors. Slavoj quickly grabs the man with one paw and his own nose with the other. “Birds,” he spits.
The man gasps and slaps hysterically at Zizek’s thick fur arm.
“We say, you know, like animals, like this, birds,” Zizek says. His grip is jaw-like. “Oh we are animals, we are animals. We are birds trapped. This is vulgar.”
Zizek lets go in order to swat at his own eyeball and tug his own nose simultaneously. The liberated man tumbles backward into his smartly-dressed fellows, who are now stacked more tightly than before. “Obscene,” Zizek notes, squinting at the carpet.
“Of course in this film, the Dark Knight Ascending or whatever, you know, you have this wealthy industrialist, stockholder, whatever, who dresses up in an obscene costume, to look like a bat. And then you have a cat woman, and so on, and so on.” Zizek is interrupted by a pen that somebody has thrown at his face.
“Don’t, no,” one of the persons whispers.
“Violence,” Zizek conjectures. He is gathering fresh thoughts and chewing on them.
“Is he talking about the new Batman movie?” one of them asks. Nobody answers.
“But the mainstream you know critical response is that this is a very serious film. It is such bull shit. But this, I claim, is ideology. That we do not notice that our characters are dressed like animals, doing, you know, insane things, with violence and technology and so forth, and we applaud, say, yes, this is real, this is the real world, finally, thank god.”
Zizek is creeping toward the corner. The three smartly-dressed persons are keeping pace, sliding across the elevator wall to another corner. One of the persons stretches out and slaps the emergency alarm bell one more time, just before it is out of reach.
“Why not? Why do we not see it? The world that Christopher Nolan, who has made this film, wants to paint for us, he does not hide it at all. The background is the centerpiece, you know, the lower classes and criminals and so on, fighting the plutocracy, this is not simply the world that the animal people live in. It is actually their story, they talk about it, so we cannot see it except as they do. Very stupid.”
Zizek’s head suddenly shakes left and right very rapidly. Swarms of baby sweat beads burst off his facial hair and float away.
“I think that, you know,” Zizek continues, excitedly plucking at his nose, “a tension between the characters, you know, living their own lives, and so on, and the world that they do not notice. This is the world as it really is, you know, these are stories that happen. The stories about us cannot exist without the world we live in, but we don’t worry about so much. We worry about, my god, my wife, you know, she cheats on me with the senator, or whatever.” Zizek laughs.
“Is he… married?” one of the smartly-dressed persons asks, their hand raised to their mouth.
“So this grand operatic play, drama, film, where the hero is one society and the villain is another society, you know, but really they are a bat person and some kind of robot man, my god, give me a break. It is disgusting. But there is another irony, you know. This Bruce Wayne, the philanthropist playboy et cetera with such business acumen, he is not real to the film. He is like a ruse. And really it is when he is unmasked, when you know the situation gets bad, that he puts on a simple physical mask but becomes what we really already know of ourselves. He is then this violent,” Zizek pauses here to ruffle his own hair madly, “insensate, raving lunatic who climbs buildings and frightens criminals and whatever. This I claim. Let me start, with, an example, which may surprise you.”
But Zizek is interrupted as the elevator creaks again and seems to very slowly lurch sideways. Then, with a terrible whipcrack, everything drops another ten feet or so. The elevator stops again with a deafening clang, then settles, groaning. Zizek has lost his balance while the three smartly-dressed persons lean on one another for theirs. Seeing an opportunity, one of the smartly dressed persons kicks Zizek squarely in his tan dog belly, and Zizek tumbles backward, yelling “barbarians!”
“Quick!” yells one of the smartly dressed persons. “The maintenance hatch!” And they point to the hatch which, indeed, seems to have come loose.With frankly impressive unspoken coordination, they hoist one another up through the new aperture and on top of the elevator. Two of them make it out. The third man, left in the elevator, is beaten senseless by the force of Zizek’s random kicks and flails. His suit wrecked and ruined, the man collapses backwards, mumbling about indecency. After the other two have reached the top, they spot a ladder that runs some endless length up the shaft.
No sooner have they all begun to climb the ladder, however, when they hear a tremendous bang behind them. The elevator has not started to fall again. But, looking back, they see a horrifying dog head peeking out from the top of the elevator, one terrible dog eye fixed on them, the other staring wildly into the dark. Zizek has begun to extricate himself with awful strength.
Transfixed, the two smartly dressed persons watch as Zizek pulls himself fully upward, stands triumphantly atop the elevator, and places the dog head over his own shoulders. Now fully costumed, he shakes his entire body. His tail whips at his legs and he begins coughing.
“It’s not possible,” one of the smartly dressed persons gasps.
Zizek resumes speaking, but his voice is transformed by the dog head. What comes out instead is an absurd, menacing growl, made louder by his desperation to be heard. His hands shoot out from him like the snapping mouths of blind coyotes. “RAGGH BAGGHH GAGHHH,” he bellows. The two smartly dressed persons nearly kick one another in their desperation to climb away.
Zizek too leaps onto the ladder, and not a moment too soon. As soon as he bounds off of it, the elevator finally gives way, scraping down the seemingly infinite shaft and screaming the entire way. Zizek is kicked in the face, and his dog head flies off. Its gaze does not relent as it disappears into the shaft’s inscrutable pit.
“I think I cannot imagine a better example of ideology,” Zizek explains, completely undeterred. The two smartly-dressed persons are nearly choked by the toxic odor that rises from Zizek. “Rise, rise,” Zizek mimics, “and so on. But what does this mean, rise.”
Somewhere far up the ladder, a short burst of light cracks the tunnel.
He continues: “But it is precisely because everything in the film has already been recognized, given significance, by the moral actors in the film, that he cannot do this, because their judgments must then be his, which he hands to us. So either he is saying the obvious, you know, that it is necessary to dress like an animal and beat back the savages, my god, for Nolan, these poor and imprisoned or whatever. Or he is trying to distance himself from that statement by remaining ambiguous, but then only saying nothing.”
“My god,” Zizek laughs. “Either it is a disgusting film or it is a very bad film.”
The smartly-dressed person pauses to argue with him. “You haven’t seen the fucking movie,” he shouts, turning around and hanging onto the ladder with one hand. But Zizek merely tugs at the person’s tie, pulling their face down to Zizek’s. An enormous furry paw caps the man’s head and pulls down what appears to be a toupee until it is obscuring the man’s eyes. Blind, flailing, the man drops off the ladder and hurtles into the pitch-black abyss, still complaining that nobody has seen the movie.
“Idiots,” Zizek explains.
As he continues to climb the ladder, he speaks at length about the stupidity of Commissioner Gordon, the feminist inversion of the Catwoman, and so on, and so on. Some untold distance down the pit, a dog’s head with long powerful ears nods and blinks and sniffs at the impenetrable air.
chai tea latte, November 14, 2014, 12:58:41 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIngHow did you find out my morning routine?
chai tea latte, December 01, 2014, 03:39:09 am
Would this be appropriate to shoot ariel footage in a low quality pornographic film?
asked by Rusty Trombone on July 4, 2014
Did 'ariel' sign a release?
Drew In WI answered on August 5, 2014
i have a problem
[Viper]
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
M: 2F/G Multi-cannon
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
S: 1E/G Beam Laser
U: 0I Chaff Launcher
U: 0C Kill Warrant Scanner
BH: 1I Military Grade Composite
RB: 3A Power Plant
TM: 3D Thrusters
FH: 3A Frame Shift Drive
EC: 2D Life Support
PC: 3A Power Distributor
SS: 3D Sensors
FS: 2C Fuel Tank (Capacity: 4)
3: 3A Shield Generator
3: 3A Shield Cell Bank
2: 2A Fuel Scoop
1: 1C Advanced Discovery Scanner
Isfahan, January 19, 2015, 07:15:27 pm
#superbowlEP what should i write about for my seahawks fanfiction assignment due tomorrow (500 words)?something with an inflation fetish
STOG, February 01, 2015, 02:16:59 pm
Things I overhear: "Fifty Shades of Grey is going to be good, because it's finally legitimate porn!" Also someone's been throwing pizza
http://loyalgallery.com/artist_mat_brinkman.html
Mister Smalls, February 19, 2015, 04:45:20 pm
Right now, your mom is masturbating to a dirty book about a guy who duct tapes a young girl to a chair, blindfolds her, gags her, beats the shit out of her, then pulls a tampon out of her cooch and fucks her period pussy before spraying hot, salty jizz all over her face. With his huge cock. His huge, huge cock. So huge that she is scared of it, your mom in character as this 21 year old girl. The girl whom she is pretending to be while she is flicking her middle-aged bean is younger than you. She is younger than your younger sister. She is a mere four years older than you were when your mom would have been horrified to find a pack of purloined Virginia Slims crumpled up in your Levis when she was doing your laundry.
Right now your mom is pretending to be a girl who literally just turned old enough to drink, who meets a notorious but reclusive billionaire “industrialist” who made huge sums of money in the way that women think “industrialists” make money, which is: they don’t know, so he just owns a bunch of factories where things are made by hand right here in the good old U S of A and a bunch of farms where man and beast alike are treated ethically and humanely. When asked about his massive hoard of non-inherited money bootstrapped from nothing with the sweat of his brow the man, who is under thirty, speaks of how he “knows people” and the key is his forty thousand employees, all of whom he has hand-selected and pays what they’re worth and listens to their ideas and etc., even though his army of hot young blonde secretaries are terrified of him. The girl had to interview him for the school paper when her cub journalist roommate got sick, and then he tracked her down and made the girl his fuckslave.
This is what your middle aged suburban mom likes to think about when she pulls her Rabbit™, which is a bright purple larger-than-average artificial penis with rotating pearl-like bearings along the shaft and a clitoral stimulator shaped like the eponymous animal—when your 55 year old presumably overweight mother who has not groomed her salt and pepper pubic area in several decades and has what appears to be the scalp of 1982 Jerry Garcia affixed to her crotch—when she pulls this machine out of the dishwasher after your father has passed out in front of Sportscenter, when she unbuttons the top few buttons of her generously cut Walmart® Faded Glory™ jeans and teases the top of her mons pubis slightly with the tip of her index finger, she is beginning to think about this steely-eyed, young, and virile master of the universe—of her hot, moist universe. She is thinking about being a lithe virginal 21 year old whose pussy tastes like butterscotch, having the back of her neck held in a Vulcan death grip and her face forced into a pillow near to the point of suffocation while her wrists are duct taped behind her back with duct tape that this man– who looks exactly like Robert Pattinson, since the story originated as TWILIGHT fan fiction— this man purchased right in front of her, personally, at the hardware store where she had part time employment in her college town. He made a special trip and carved time out of his billionaire’s day to travel to her small community and purchase the accoutrements of brutal sexual bondage at the quaint mom and pop Tru Value where she earns $7.50 an hour, so as to communicate in a menacing but alluring manner that this accidental substitute cub reporter for the college newspaper was his desired catamite.
So she is thinking about being quasi-forcibly penetrated with this man’s impossibly generous and perfectly complected cock, your mom. A cock which is stretching her 21 year old butterscotch tasting pussy that even though said pussy has drunk deeply of this same member on a few prior occasions, this bone-white and rigid member is so impossibly huge that it still manages to push her open and stretch and sting. And yet somehow it miraculously fits, inside your mom. Who had hoped to have a sort of luxurious drawn out teasing period with the tip of her index finger on her mons pubis and outer labia before going whole hog with the Rabbit™ but the thought of his hot breath on her neck as he leaned on her and pushed her gagged face into the mattress was just too hot and she just plunged the whirring churning rotating rabbit inside her right up to the hilt and came instantly like a volcano; she couldn’t help herself. Your mom.
So in conclusion: five stars.
chai tea latte, February 15, 2015, 11:45:58 am
I can’t go to your holiday party because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.
You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert, or worse, a warm, emotionally-stable person who can relate to other people.
I’m an introvert. Ask my life coach. He says I’m an introvert, which is what he would expect from a gemini with a cancer rising.
I didn’t choose to be an introvert. Does the shark choose to be a shark? Does the panther choose to be a panther? One of the great things about being an introvert is you can ask questions out loud and not have to worry about ever hearing an answer.
I’m just a loner who lives the life of a solitary shark-panther. As an Introvert-American, I am used to all the jokes. They don’t bother me. All I need is a couch, the food ordering app Seamless, and a steady 9-to-5 job that doesn’t require I make eye contact with anyone.
That last one is big. Because I’m pretty socially awkward on account of I’m kind of a dick.
How do I know you’re not an introvert? Well. You invited me to a holiday party, for one.
You know you’re an introvert when, like me, the needs of friends and family are inconvenient to my need to eat beef chow fun and fuck around on YouTube.
You know you’re an introvert when you cancel plans because you’re lazy. You know you’re an introvert if you hate crowds, or couples, or anyone who isn’t delivering your beef chow fun.
You’d understand if you were an introvert, but you’re not. You know when I realized I was an introvert? One night I got really drunk on wine alone at home and when I woke up the next afternoon on the bathroom floor I thought “this is great.”
But back to the point: why would I respond to an RSVP when you knew I wasn’t going to go? Next time, send the invitation like always and then just immediately assume I declined the invitation you just sent.
Ugh, I hate conflict, because I’m a coward. And an introvert! But at least I’m honest, right? I tell it like it is. For instance, you’ve really let yourself go since Deborah left you for her life coach.
When I’m in a big group of people I just feel like no one is talking about me enough, and that makes the palms of my hands and the meat of my butt sweaty.
So there it is. I can’t go to your holiday party. Yes, I know your holiday party was last weekend.
I can’t go to your holiday party last weekend or next year because I’m an introvert who has better things to do. Like reading old gchats, or stalking exes on Instagram, or staring blankly at walls. I would prefer smelling my own farts to going to any holiday party at all.
I don’t know about you but learning is lifelong so that’s why I spend hours reading Wikipedia by myself.
Have you seen “Guardians of the Galaxy” on Blu-ray three times? That is what I thought. Here’s a warning: the unexamined life is not worth living.
It’s not that your holiday parties aren’t fun. I hear they are holiday parties. Who doesn’t love homemade eggnog? Also, who doesn’t love a small chance of salmonella?
You know why they call it small talk? I don’t care, can I go home now?
Whenever anyone asks me what my favorite holiday song is I tell them “All I Want For Christmas Is You, But You Died From Cancer 12 Years Ago.”
Let me also add that I don’t need to go to your holiday party to learn that you have a huge apartment filled with expensive furniture because I can learn about all the things you have that I don’t have by coming over to your place on, oh, any Tuesday night.
I really regret not coming over and coveting your cheese spread, but I was too busy screaming into my pillow because I am so goddamn lonely sometimes.
But not lonely enough to go to your holiday party. No offense. The last time I went, which was for five minutes a hundred years ago, I really enjoyed your toilet.
We really have lost the true meaning of Christmas, which is, as far as I’m concerned, eating glazed ham with your fingers while watching “Love, Actually.”
Anyway, I have a screenplay to write about an introvert who is a brilliant computer hacker who has sex with many beautiful women. It’s titled “Why I Didn’t Go To Your Holiday Party.”
If I don’t write angry tweets to celebrities and businesses, who will? Who? You? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. The only thing YOU care about are the people who trust your word and depend on you.
These Netflix shows aren’t going to watch themselves, you know? These saltine crackers aren’t going to slather themselves in peanut butter, okay? This penis isn’t going to masturbate itself, understand?
I am a busy man with a lot on his spinning plates. When was the last time you had to break in a pair of fat pants? I’ve got a list of things to do: organize my spoons. Nap. Drink wine and text my life coach. He lives in Sedona.
Oh, really? You got me a present? How thoughtful. Can you Fed-Ex it to me?
chai tea latte, March 08, 2015, 11:07:34 pm
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http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/5/52/Mal'Ganis(12294).png/184px-Mal'Ganis(12294).pngplay a real class, like mill druid
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Nyarai, March 29, 2015, 10:40:07 pm
Thinking about taking a trip to Bhutan soon, and this is a pretty compelling reason.
Good Ol Cburgs, April 23, 2015, 02:01:35 am
eatenmyeyes, April 25, 2015, 12:53:55 am
Left Behind is fundie revenge porn
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Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am
That's a quote from Ayn Rand man.
Runic, July 31, 2015, 11:34:19 am
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it on back home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on them arrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning.
chai tea latte, July 31, 2015, 12:55:23 am
"What does it say about me that my first thought upon seeing the image of a circle is a man spreading his distended anus at the viewer?"
Spoop, August 24, 2015, 04:35:30 am
can't wait until some guy makes a racetrack out of his studio apartment and makes fat kitties race each other in the 'kitty 500'Me neither!
STOG, August 28, 2015, 02:45:37 pm
http://ballp.it/index.php
i was linking my friends on something awful this site
Eonwe, September 14, 2015, 09:21:09 pm
some faggot sticking one microphone against a speaker, and the other up his ass.Coil?
Old_Zircon, November 20, 2015, 10:08:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5juF70B.jpg)
Sherman Tank, December 18, 2015, 08:03:46 pm
Hey! I've read that book!
NutshellGulag, December 18, 2015, 08:29:51 pm
What is a fart?
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Toast
fruithag, January 28, 2016, 01:14:34 pm
eHow is one of Demand Media's flagship properties, but Herrick became frustrated with the focus on quantity over quality. So he created another business, wikiHow, which he claims produces higher quality articles.
montrith, February 06, 2016, 03:18:05 pm
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Runic, April 03, 2016, 11:21:49 am
I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
We have so very many things to discuss my friend. I will message you in the morning. We're fucking doing this.I am tempted to say that a doctorate in AI would be negatively useful, but I am not one to hold someone’s reckless youth against them – just because you acquired a doctorate in AI doesn’t mean you should be permanently disqualified.Eliezer Yudkowsky and you can keep your two goddamn remaining guesses. Please pm me this shit for my doc.
(I'm going to keep posting these until someone guesses where they're from.)
Runic, April 17, 2016, 08:00:22 pm
chai tea latte, April 17, 2016, 08:02:40 pm
I am genuinely offended that a system exists to give money to that Modest Medusa guy.
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Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm
As a Swede, I get an adrenaline rush even by waving to my neighbor. I'm not going full rambo by introducing myself..
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm
This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Have you seen his design doc for Flare? It's fucking amazing. (http://www.yudkowsky.net/obsolete/plan.html) In it he seriously ponders how long it will be before Flare supplants Java and Python entirely, and under what circumstances the Linux Kernal will be ported to Flare. It's think of transcendent beauty.Flare will be the first annotative programming language. Annotative programming, if done properly, has the potential to be the successor to object-oriented programming, in the same way that object-oriented programming succeeded procedural programming, procedural programming succeeded assembly language, and assembly language succeeded raw hexadecimal numbers
Runic, April 27, 2016, 04:30:55 pm
This is one of my favorite things Yud produced. It's a fractal of stupidity.
Zekka, April 27, 2016, 09:43:49 pm
Runic, April 28, 2016, 12:13:24 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.
Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.
Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.
Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.
Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
He doesn't deserve the attention, making an episode on these idiots is enoughShit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.
Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.
Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.
E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED
Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
You should definitely do this. It would be amazing. I'm reasonably sure that most design docs don't have a section on what to do if molecular nanotechnology is invented before the development cycle is over, or a section on transcendence. This one sure as hell does.Shit, that was you? Ignore me then, half my understanding of Flare is derived directly from you, apparently. That thread was amazing before it dissolved into like ten pages of people arguing over philosophy.
Yudkowsky is like the quintessential ideas man. He's got lots of grandiose plans and the will to follow through with approximately two of them: convincing Silicon Valley libertarian billionaires to give him lots of money and writing a massive self insert Harry Potter fanfic. He just kind of assumes that all his other ideas will happen by magic or something. He can handwave all the technical problems with his plans because he never actually intends on doing any of them. It's magical.
Shit, there's probably enough computer nerds around to appreciate this shit. Me and Chai Tea Latte are going to work on a doc (as soon as school is out, I swear) but a good portion of Yud's crazy is really technical in a way that wouldn't translate well to a general audience. We might be able to put a thread up for it.
Runic, April 28, 2016, 10:30:42 am
I'm tempted to just print the flare docs to PDF and mark every false or implausible statement in red text like a teacher grading a Comparative Programming Languages assignment. I don't think it would be easy to make fun of in an audio setting because you can't scroll audio to skip walls of text.
E: HOLY SHIT IT'S 115 PAGES PRINTED
Most of what he does is definitely more accessible than the flare docs, because he likes inane thought experiments (like Roko's basilisk) and he hates the shit out of experts. He's good doc material imho.
Zekka, April 28, 2016, 11:49:34 am
In a spoiler tag so that I can warn you all it's one of the most infuriating things I've ever read in my entire life, and it's also about rape.
Day-care worker who raped toddlers on video actually a ‘charming young lady,’ lawyer says
Bodark, July 06, 2016, 06:34:13 pm
First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am
Reductress are my favourite Onion-style site and I was super bummed when they didn't accept my packet.First knuckle rings date back to the Renaissance era, and this tongue-in-cheek version hints at the iron maiden beneath your frock. Perfect for the girl who wants a dirty blacksmith to hammer her harder than a steel breast plate designed for battle, this ring is a visual metaphor that says a mouthful. Good thing, since you won’t be able to say anything when your boo straps a ball gag to your head and nails you like you’re Martin Luther’s 95 Theses. Throwback!
chai tea latte, July 13, 2016, 04:25:46 am
Jesus fucking christ, the entirety of that page. Even the url! http://reductress.com/post/delicate-midi-rings-that-say-i-want-your-dick-to-break-me/
Ashto, July 14, 2016, 12:23:04 am
Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, August 23, 2016, 02:08:47 pm
I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.
moooo566, August 28, 2016, 09:15:48 am
Bruce has an idea for supplemental income. He and Eric are capable chefs, and most of us have our own uniforms, so a catering service isn't out of the question. We think it'd be best to stick to light fare, appetizers, things that don't take much time to prepare.
It's decided. We'll call ourselves "Just Following Hors d'Oeuvres."Quote from
Hi there Guys, Some people have been saying that I'm dead, but it's not true. I just didn't feel like drawing for a while because of things in my Life. I don't know if I will draw for fun anymore because I don't have a lot of Time for it anymore and I just donnt have so much inspiration. I am watching Steven Universe and I like the Gems but, For some reason I just don't want to draw it. But, I think I will still do comissions, It seems fun to me to draw different stuff from people and it would help me out in life.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15862457/tropertales_Archives.ziptraining neural net
Vinito Zarigüeya, October 18, 2016, 05:21:07 am
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFTTHE classic
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFTHow did you find Vin Diesel's LiveJournal?
moooo566, December 06, 2016, 04:54:03 pm
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Spooks, December 18, 2016, 07:28:56 am
Although churches have used U2's music in liturgy for many years, the first U2charist was designed by Sarah Dylan Breuer in 2003, with the service held in Baltimore, Maryland, in April 2004.[1] Breuer was a contributor to the book Get Up Off Your Knees: Preaching the U2 Catalog (Cowley Publications, 2003), and was inspired to create the U2charist by her reflection on spiritual themes in U2's music as she wrote her contributions to the book.[2] The service spread quickly by word of mouth and over the Internet, particularly after the Episcopal Diocese of Maryland held a U2charist at their conference for all diocesan clergy in October 2004, after which many clergy present held U2charists with the assistance of the "Without Walls" worship team throughout 2004 and 2005, with the St. Mary's Outreach Center in Baltimore, Maryland, where the U2charist first took hold, as its base of operations.[3]In God's Country etc etc
After consulting with Breuer, the Rev. Paige Blair, rector of St. George's Episcopal Church in York Harbor, Maine, along with several of her parishioners, held her first U2charist on Sunday evening, July 31, 2005.[4] Since that time, Blair has appeared numerous times in the media as an advocate for the U2charist.
Since the U2charist began in 2004, it spread quickly around the world, with services being held in numerous countries, including a “U2-dienst” (U2-service), started by the Rev. Jan Andries de Boer from Broek op Langedijk in the Netherlands in 2006.,[5] as well as services in Australia, Italy, and Mexico.
BARK RANGER, January 18, 2017, 08:11:32 pm
NERF blaster specialist
$12 an hour - Part-time
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NERF BLASTER SPECIALIST TO JOIN OUR TEAM!
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Prior knowledge and experience in fixing NERF equipment or equivalents considered an asset.
Provide guidance to customers how to properly NERF blasters
Troubleshoot and fix broken/jammed NERF equipment
Run and participate in our awesome NERF battle games.
Help with opening and closing duties such as cleaning equipment, mopping, and vacuuming.
Core Competencies and Skills:
Bilingual (French & English)
Ability to multi-task and adapt.
Strong working knowledge of NERF equipment or general mechanical work
Great eye for detail.
my buddies just made a commercial for johnsonville sausage
and I was the hair metal consultant
People took that serious though that you actually meant...
—because they’re stupid. They don’t have a life. A dog got a red, ugly, hot dog weiner-looking penis. Why would I be sexually aroused by a little bitty penis going in a woman, when I got a big dick? That wouldn’t even turn me on, you know what I’m sayin’? I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick if she tried, ’cause that’s my family member. Bitch, I don’t know where your mouth’s been. She askin’ me why I kiss my dog in the morning. Ain’t no dick been in my dog’s mouth. That’s what I told her, and it got taken out of context when “I’m not bout to sleep in bed with you with the dog.” Well, the dog sleep in the bed with me all the time! He sleep at the foot at the bed or up on my chest, wherever he sleeps. That’s my family member. You can say what you want about my dog, but he’s loyal. My dog cost $90,000.
What kind of dog is it?
It’s a micro exotic bully. I wouldn’t give a damn if a bitch—I wouldn’t let a bitch suck my dog’s dick. You know how expensive? His nut cost 10 grand. People pay me 10 grand just to mail them the semen from my dog. ’Cause I got the most exotic dog in the game. God blessed me with it.
chai tea latte, April 19, 2017, 01:49:04 am
https://github.com/LightningJimmyJoeJohnson/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-BooksI'm confused. This isn't the stock image post.
Spooks, May 30, 2017, 03:13:28 pm
So I'm going to be real 💯💯. I am a 20 year old male 🙎🏼♂️🙎🏼♂️ and I am NOT 🙅🏼♂️🙅🏼♂️🙅🏼♂️ ashamed of this story.
Yesterday I went out to treat myself 🎁🎁 in the beautiful city of Philadelphia 🏘🏘 for a day of shopping 🛍🛍🛍 as a reward for getting good grades 💯💯 this semester and also because I want to look good 👌🏻👌🏻 so females 👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️ will will want to be within my physical vicinity and take photos 📸📸 with me for their social media profiles. 📱📱
I knew exactly what I wanted. All white adidas ultra boosts 🔥🔥🔥 . I remember seeing Kanye rock them a while back and even though I look nothing 🙅🏼♂️👤🙅🏼♂️👤 like kanye (I am 5'7 and have red hair ) the naive short term gratification part of my brain told me that I could pull them off. So I get off the subway 🚉🚉 at suburban station and tread 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼 through about a quarter mile of trash 💩💩and pigeon 🕊🕊 carcasses (it's Philly) and reach the footlocker on 17th street. I told the sales associate what I wanted and she laughed 😂😂😂 and then told all her other coworkers who also laughed 😂😂😂 and pointed 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻 at me and then she went to the back and got the ultraboosts in my size. I'll admit, I was a little pissed off 😤😤 , but I wasn't 🙅🏼♂️ going to let someone in an oversized striped polo ruin my day.
So fast forward to that afternoon. I'm home and I get a text 📱📱 from this girl 👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️ who I will refer to as Rachel. Rachel was the prettiest girl 👱🏻♀️💅🏻💅🏻at my high school and we became close friends 👫👫 because I used to tutor her in math 📓📓. (Side note. When I started tutoring her she bragged to all her friends about how she had got me to do all her homework for her so I taught her calculus wrong and she failed ❌❌ her midterm. But we're cool ❄️❄️ now). So she texted me saying she wanted me to come to this big party 🎵🎶🎉 that night and I was very down and interested in possibly hooking up 💏💏 with her. So I take a shower 🚿🚿and when I get back, I see my 2 year old chocolate lab 🐶🐶 straight up eating my ultraboosts 👟👟. When I say "eating" I do not mean "chewing" I mean ripping off pieces of mesh and foam and swallowing that shit 💩💩. So I take it away from her, but the damage was already done. The left one was ruined completely 😩😩 and the right ones mesh had holes in it 😩😩. I'm not gonna lie I was so mad 😡😡, like ready to throw this dog 🐶🐶 in a river 🌊🌊 and feel no 🙅🏼♂️🙅🏼♂️remorse, but then I calmed down 👇🏻👇🏻. It was just a pair of shoes 👟👟. I love ❤️❤️ my dog 🐶🐶. I didn't get mad 😡😡, she didn't mean to ruin my dreams of being an instagram 📱📱influencer.
That night 🌑🌑I went to the party 🎵🎶🎉and saw Rachel 👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️ making out 💏💏with a dude that has face tats ❌❌. She broke my heart💔💔. I came home🏠🏠, chilled with my dog🐶🐶 and we watched Gone Girl together 📺📺 and ate ice cream 🍦🍦. I love 😍😍my dog 🐶🐶and I am glad I did not 🙅🏼♂️🙅🏼♂️ throw her in a river 🌊🌊 over something as petty as some mesh and foam that I wear on my feet 👟👟to attract people of the opposite sex👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️.
Tl;dr: clothes are clothes👕👖👟. Family is everything👨👧👦👨👧👦. Don't be blinded by the attraction of girls 👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️that make out with dudes with face tats 😡😡.
chai tea latte, June 03, 2017, 06:00:56 am
When the industry was a baby Ted Marche made toys in his garage and he sold them very prolifically. This was the first US large manufacturer. He made a toy that had a wire inside the soft latex which rotated, much like the modern rabbits do. On one toy the interior wire was not capped, the edge of the wire as it was being used inside a man’s rectum chewed through the toy and did severe internal damage to his body. I think this was the mid 70’s. He (Marche) was sued and lost. The judge gave the victim a $14 mil settlement- which of course Mr. Marche couldn’t pay. That is how Ruben Sturman, and later Ron Braverman, got Doc Johnson. He took it off Mr. Marche’s hands.
Hackers can take full control of a popular model of internet-connected light bulbSo this explains why none of you are engaging with my content
chai tea latte, August 27, 2017, 03:55:44 am
The word CUCK has been said 10722 times on this server!(https://i.imgur.com/fSZCuH3.png)
1722 of these times were by chai!
LancashireMcGee, September 23, 2017, 01:03:51 pm
Https://www.amazon.com/Weredragons-Other-New-Monsters-Kenneth-ebook/dp/B071S5BMWH/
>Diane is a weredragon, capable of turning into a reptile beast by the light of Jupiter. Her father has met a warrior's end at the hands of the vile sand niggers, and it is up to her to avenge him. Vying for power against her are the unicras, a fair race that is vulnerable to the dark but talented in the mind, and the pentagras, a minotaur-like species that is founded entirely on sex and violence as Mars rises. Of course, all wars are complex, and the clonal colony werehyenas are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to battling factions that have no allies or loyalties. Gold bullets can slay weredragons, but don't worry -- Diane has enough darkness in her heart to kill every f'ing enemy species. No political correctness. No pansy liberalism or faggots. Dotheads and sand niggers may not want to read this.
chai tea latte, November 11, 2017, 02:17:39 pm
Sherman Tank's Sherman Tank Shirt, January 28, 2018, 10:39:07 am
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm
Bulbed by: Shell Game
Spooks_(video_game) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooks_(video_game))
Spooks, February 08, 2018, 04:25:32 pm
Hmm....Bulbed by: Shell Game
HMM.....
Ashto, February 13, 2018, 12:42:20 pm
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am
Tale as old as time/Song as old as rhyme/Dog with human faaaaace
Frank West, March 12, 2018, 09:42:42 am
Hello [my writing webhandle] I like to commission from you. Recently the person I was commission to write chapters for my story had to stop because of health issues. So Im looking for someone to continued writing my story ideas. My story is Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures, a Total Drama series + Rick and Morty Crossover on fan fiction.net, this is going to be a full time story, meaning that ever mouth I,ll commission a chapter from you, you did not list Rick and Morty or Total Drama series on your fandoms list, if you feel you can,t write this story I understand, but if you are interested then google Rick and Morty New Drama Adventures and read the first 9 chapters so you can get a feel of this story.
Let's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.
Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name
However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am
meme page actuallyLet's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.
Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name
However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am
So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoosI could have worn a lot more.
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
also Achilles hogged all the tattoosI could have worn a lot more.
Shell Game, April 09, 2018, 09:06:42 am
Achilles' Heelies, April 09, 2018, 09:50:10 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
meme page actuallyLet's not kid ourselves. Iran is supporting a secular tyrant known as Bashar Assad, a mass-murderer of Sunni Muslims.
Iran contains all sorts of bida and haram things--to many to name
However, Mohammad Bin Salman basically hates Iran for the things they do RIGHT (like having an Islamic state under Sharia law).
chai tea latte, April 06, 2018, 01:23:10 am
So... is this the Islamic alt-right?
Vinny Possum, April 08, 2018, 11:24:17 am
chai tea latte, April 08, 2018, 02:37:57 pm
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am
I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!I realize this thread isn't meant for conversation, but I'm now imagining a medieval meme page
A Meat, April 09, 2018, 07:25:33 am
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm (http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm)
LancashireMcGee, April 09, 2018, 10:46:58 am
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
r/pompeiincels
Spooks, April 12, 2018, 03:06:23 pm
VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girl friend
"She lives in Ravenna, you wouldn't know her"
Vinny Possum, April 13, 2018, 06:30:47 pm
TOP DEFINITIONrelated to Ye Bad Tweetes (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=2542.msg114480#msg114480)post
The girlfriend test
When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
#girlfriend#dating#relationship#test#wife material
by Tlutt13 February 28, 2011
Frame, Frame, Fatal Frame It Plays Such Hideous Tricks On The Brain
AgentCoop, August 08, 2015, 11:13:24 am
That's right nerds, it's LADY TIME
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Seth "Slimy" Rollins, July 10, 2018, 09:09:30 pm
Topics pornoise, gorenoise, hardpornnoise,
fuck your mouth is a conceptual piece of audio art, split in three main parts: fuck, your and mouth. the strong message is accompagnied by pornographic front and back covers. adult entertainment by the head of justnoiseit. enjoy the last day!
Spooks, October 12, 2018, 02:48:49 pm
i like the idea of ted rall starving to death
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http://www.freedom2measure.org/
ClaraTinSoldier, April 27, 2019, 10:02:07 am
Sexist
The metric system has been almost wholly created and standardized by male scientists and bureaucrats. At the time, during which women were considerably less liberated than today, woman had virtually no say in the creation and, in many countries, the imposition of these units. Perhaps, if they had, the value of the practical units used in those tasks undertaken by woman at the time would have been recognized.Freedom2Measure
White and Jewish rapper Lil Dicky has had a tough relationship with the N-word.TVTropes
Boltmon
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/9/11
chai tea latte, May 28, 2019, 09:00:19 pm
Eventually, a riot broke up there between both fractions, the police and Commander Steve Rogers, accompanied by Sharon Carter. The riot was so violent that Rogers investigated if there was any supervillain behind it, however, he didn't found anything.
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Bobguinary Novel, June 04, 2019, 03:45:04 pm
https://www.tinymixtapes.com/mixtape/mixtape-girl-who-likes-trashy-pop-and-boy-who-likes-whale-sounds
Oats, September 20, 2019, 09:24:24 am
(1/6) H͎A͎N͎D͎S͎H͎A͎K͎E͎ ͎E͎R͎O͎T͎I͎C͎A͎ : client-server roleplaying in the context of peer-to-peer authentication(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EHnHmA5WkAAQhm2?format=jpg&name=small)
chai tea latte, October 24, 2019, 11:55:46 am
SHOCKHOUND: So you actually make abstract pieces of furniture?
KAPRANOS: Yeah. My grandfather used to be a cabinetmaker, and he showed me a coupla things. And he was so skilled – he was somebody I looked up to and admired, so I could never call myself a furniture maker. But I think we all have things that we need to do, tasks that help us clear our heads. And for me, it’s cooking as well – any activity you can do that allows your thoughts freedom, allows them to work themselves out. That’s always a treat for me. But my furniture? Yeah, its pretty abstract. And it’s just an interest I’ve had since I was a kid.
“We paused it,” the source said. “We went to call our supervisor, and we’re like, ‘There’s a fucking asshole in there! There’s buttholes!’ It wasn’t prominent but you saw it… And you [were] just like, ‘What the hell is that?... There’s a fucking butthole in there.’ It wasn’t in your face—but at the same time, too, if you’re looking, you’ll see it.”
In 2006, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 15th worst technology product of all time.[10] Nonetheless, in 2007, PC World rated the Zip drive as the 23rd best technology product of all time[11] despite its known problems.
Yavuz, June 29, 2020, 07:27:47 pm
It impresses other people to see me hammer so fast and strong and to hear the hammer ring when it hits another piece of steel. Others try it and cannot do it, it takes lots of practice and great strength and endurance.
I'm not a wine guy but i got that napa goldI'm not a cabbage guy but i love jiaozi
Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 05:31:33 pm
we love anything with thicker skin than a wontonI'm not a wine guy but i got that napa goldI'm not a cabbage guy but i love jiaozi
Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 05:31:33 pm
chai tea latte, August 04, 2020, 06:43:05 pm
Addison Cain was living in Kyoto, volunteering at a shrine and studying indigenous Japanese religion. She was supposed to be working on a scholarly book about her research, but started writing intensely erotic Batman fan fiction instead.
Thinking of changing the description of this channel to "grandpa west and uncle tuttle argue over each other's war stories while weird auntie chai lines up cards across the entire table. "
Shell Game, August 22, 2020, 12:41:39 pm
and we all do tai chi in the parking lot at dawnThinking of changing the description of this channel to "grandpa west and uncle tuttle argue over each other's war stories while weird auntie chai lines up cards across the entire table. "
Shell Game, August 22, 2020, 12:41:39 pm
Honestly, this is my retirement dream right there.
Bobguinary Novel, August 22, 2020, 12:49:19 pm
The Gods of music laughed and told the skinny Midwestern White boys that they could have the extra special songwriting powers they desired, but they would have to accept a penalty.. to forever have a slight aspect of soft boi cringe to their vibe and scene. They agreed and picked up their cheap instruments, ready to tour basements nationwide.Fallout Boy fanfic?
Spooks, February 04, 2021, 04:53:34 pm
The Gods of music laughed and told the skinny Midwestern White boys that they could have the extra special songwriting powers they desired, but they would have to accept a penalty.. to forever have a slight aspect of soft boi cringe to their vibe and scene. They agreed and picked up their cheap instruments, ready to tour basements nationwide.
Spooks, February 04, 2021, 04:53:34 pm
One might then ask, “Okay, if you don’t know why you’re repulsed by fruit, then what about fruit is so revolting?” and I’d reply, “I’m so glad you asked.”
Shell Game, May 13, 2021, 09:14:31 am
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a high school attended by all of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and during class Shadow passes a note to Sonic that says ‘Hey i have something i need to tell you at recess.’ And at recess they hang out near a picnic table and Shadow puts his gloved hand on Sonic’s and looks into his.eyes and they share a deep, passionate kiss. Then the bell rings, and it’s back to class for Sonic and friends, but there is a new tension among them.. It is a very exciting time, for Sonic and Shadow. It’s awesome to imagine this.
chai tea latte, June 27, 2021, 01:18:48 am
“Other people are likely not to be aware that those who pursue philosophy aright study nothing but dying and being dead. Now if this is true, it would be absurd to be eager for nothing but this all their lives, and then to be troubled when that came for which they had all along been eagerly practicing.”
And Simmias laughed and said, “By Zeus, Socrates, I don't feel much like laughing just now, but you made me laugh. For I think the multitude, if they heard what you just said about the philosophers, would say you were quite right, and our people at home would agree entirely with you that philosophers desire death, and they would add that they know very well that the philosophers deserve it.”
“And they would be speaking the truth, Simmias, except in the matter of knowing very well. For they do not know in what way the real philosophers desire death, nor in what way they deserve death, nor what kind of a death it is."
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef79c53ced834642c4007f774a700578/d1f75d866db0ca99-b7/s2048x3072/776c176b998da093eeffb30f34a7759e5316157f.jpg)I mean, it happened once, Kahneman and Tversky won their economics Nobel prize in 2002 for basically going "we decided to check if psychology affects economics, here's empirical data that says economists are stupid"
chai tea latte, October 23, 2021, 12:50:39 am
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/ef79c53ced834642c4007f774a700578/d1f75d866db0ca99-b7/s2048x3072/776c176b998da093eeffb30f34a7759e5316157f.jpg)I mean, it happened once, Kahneman and Tversky won their economics Nobel prize in 2002 for basically going "we decided to check if psychology affects economics, here's empirical data that says economists are stupid"
chai tea latte, October 23, 2021, 12:50:39 am
A Meat, October 23, 2021, 02:45:30 am
i wanna drop 50,000 rats from above onto Albertaspecifically these ones
Shell Game, November 21, 2021, 08:55:13 pm
A woman and a man cant give birth to a cisgender baby. It is decidedly so that its either M or F at the time of gender identification. THIS does not mean that the baby CANT identify as a cisgender person down the line.
Semantic Weeb, December 01, 2021, 04:51:52 pm
Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]I would also like to request a copy of the whole quotation. Thank you.
Antivehicular, December 03, 2021, 07:27:07 am
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz)Others bowdlerized the quote, in some cases replacing the female genital reference with "a tight [obscenity]" and the scatological reference with "a warm place to [vulgarism]" or "warm toilet seats". The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal said the original statement was available in the newspaper office; more than 200 stopped by to read it. The San Diego Evening Tribune offered to mail a copy of the whole quotation to anyone who requested it; more than 3,000 readers did.[18]I would also like to request a copy of the whole quotation. Thank you.
Antivehicular, December 03, 2021, 07:27:07 am
Sauce, December 03, 2021, 03:12:08 pm
In the garden of gethsemane jesus saw every sin, past, pressn’t, and futer. Wich means if making an Mario Paint cartoon of mario blasting rope on a spidder was a sin jesus woulda’ve seen it and he probly wouldav sayd something about it when he posted the Bible but he didn’nt so I’m alloud to do this it issint a sin.~mariopaintgirl
One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience
How to politely tell someone you're not going to have sex with them just because you flirted and said you would have sex with themTell them your ACTUAL opinions on Janeway.
chai tea latte, January 29, 2022, 03:17:16 pm
sudo apt-get install docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.ioThis hurts me.
thelizzerd, January 12, 2022, 05:41:08 pm
"As for the pain, well... there shouldn't be much. My hymen is long dispatched, thanks to the foresight of my Roe ancestors. A ritual phallus, used to penetrate each clanswoman at the onset of her first menses, makes swift work of any hindrances to her taking her pleasure as she sees fit when she finds a partner to her liking," Moen explained.Thanks, I hate it!
Antivehicular, April 26, 2022, 04:11:47 am
You're welcome! I also hate it."As for the pain, well... there shouldn't be much. My hymen is long dispatched, thanks to the foresight of my Roe ancestors. A ritual phallus, used to penetrate each clanswoman at the onset of her first menses, makes swift work of any hindrances to her taking her pleasure as she sees fit when she finds a partner to her liking," Moen explained.Thanks, I hate it!
Antivehicular, April 26, 2022, 04:11:47 am
Shell Game, April 26, 2022, 10:21:18 am
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Shell Game, May 31, 2022, 07:59:39 pm
I am Merzbow and I am about to start recording a track, Hydrogenic Pussy Frost, for a new album.
As I am about to start recording, I notice the grim reaper in the corner of the room about to touch me.
When he touches my skin and the cold embrace of death arrives, I am whisked away towards a glorious fantasy.
I open my eyes and I am surrounded by hundreds of chickens in a breezy forest. They are walking around, gently clucking to themselves when one by one they noticed me. I hold my hand out and one approaches me. While gently petting this chicken (brown with the red bits on it’s head) I noticed a couple of them also getting closer to me and press themselves against me, almost like a hug. We stayed like this for a while until I decided that I wanted to see more of this environment I was in. Wandering around this brightly lit forest, followed by dozens of chickens, I am feeling very relaxed. Although I produce noise on the regular, the ambience of the forest (and chickens) is a nice change.
dractivisionary, March 22, 2022, 09:35:03 pm
yarn add --dev @electron-forge/cliominous
thelizzerd, June 21, 2022, 04:26:43 pm
Full Name: Kirk Evelyn Van HoutenHow dare you! Elly's dad loved her.
Type of Hero: Deadbeat Dad
Salubrious Rex, February 22, 2023, 05:59:19 am
You guys ever hear about guys that serve long prison sentences, and they get so used to not having freedom they can’t take it when they get out? The freedom hurts them, it burns them it’s too hot. That’s Europeans, they are so broken they literally can’t handle our freedom. They choke on it. It’s honestly sadInfiltrating Icelandic facebook groups, I see.
They open a giant costco in my Eurocountry and it has made me admire Americans even more. I unironically consider myself American. American is a state of mind. I discovered this weird sauce you can put on your 1 euro hotdogs. It's pickles sauce. They put all those pickles with some industrial shit in the mixer and create pickle sauce. It tastes like nothing I had tasted before. You find so many good things at costco. I bought a one year membership and I'm going to costco every saturday. I even take my parents there. My family has become more united thanks to costco. Last week we all ate together apple pie.
Spooks, March 10, 2023, 12:43:24 pm
Before, I felt weird whenever I sucked my thumb, but now it just feels so natural. Crawling around and hugging my plushies feels so natural. Existing just feels… natural.
I am a baby.
Spooks, April 26, 2023, 05:32:41 pm
When it was published in 1955, Lolita immediately became a cause celebre because of the freedom and sophistication with which it handled the unusual erotic predilections of its protagonist. But Vladimir Nabokov's wise, ironic, elegant masterpiece owes its stature as one of the 20th century's novels of record not to the controversy its material aroused but to its author's use of that material to tell a love story that is shocking in its beauty and tenderness.Awe and exhilaration, along with heartbreak and mordant wit, abound in this account of the aging Humbert Humbert's obsessive, devouring, and doomed passion for the nymphet Dolores Haze. Lolita is also the story of a hypercivilized European colliding with the cheerful barbarism of postwar America. But most of all, it is a meditation on love - as outrage and hallucination, madness and transformation.
Spooks, July 18, 2023, 04:31:55 am
I always forget which of the Beatles got gunned down, I just hoped they all would have been gunned down for me to easier rememberBe the change you want to see in the world.
Spooks, October 17, 2023, 07:50:29 am
I would never date a bisexual woman I don't care who they are. They could own the world. I would never bring shame on myself or my family. The moral degeneracy that accompanies the accumulation of wealth is Evil. Lucifer is active where there is Poor parenting. Yahweh is my God.Huh, I thought Frank's stream of deadly premonition ended, but I guess just one more conversation made it through...
It is good to think about things, but don't think about having 4 children, don't even think about having 1. Having a purpose in life is important for your mental wellbeing. Like, starting a new business you have to have passion in order to be successful, that's why oversight is very very important, as in, should I be there myself, or can I trust the people I hired. Well, all the best when the day of procreation comes. Your eyes look sad and genuine
Spooks, January 26, 2024, 04:05:25 pm
When I was twelve I met a magician—Harry Blackstone—who told me to "live forever." I decided I could. Mr Blackstone introduced me to clowns, acrobats, fire-eaters, fat ladies and some little people—dwarves—I've never forgotten. Every time I see certain kinds of strange mirrors, this is what I see.Ray Bradbury
With more than 280 million followers, Swift's message is likely to have reached many more Americans than those who tuned in for tonight's TV debate.A Modest Proposal making a comeback.
Salubrious Rex, September 11, 2024, 06:03:45 am