Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

fextralife wiki (dark souls, bloodborne, yadda yadda) should replace library of congress

[A Meat]

SCART Trek

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

La Li Lu Le Log off

[auaurorau]

there's no reason to gasp at ancient violins or treat them with worth beyond museum value. i'm sure we can make better violins now than whatever john stadivarius glued together with artisan pig fat 300 years ago

[Dr. Buttplug]

Morgan Stanley presents; Thots on the Market

[TransFatsDomino]

'The Middle' by Jimmy Eat World is apparently on the playlist at the Unitarian church my parents attend and this is why I both love and hate Unitarians.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

i killed dumbledore

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

i killed dumbledore

thanks

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

New Regional Justice Center? Don't mind if I do

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

if you told me everyone who fucked around in the capitol on January 6th was named greg I think I'd believe you 100% no questions asked

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

If you own a pet, there's going to be a time you're completely invested in your pet pooping and start bargaining with them to do so

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

The existence of Pope Innocent implies the existence of Pope Sus.

[A Meat]

you'd think whoever owns the rights to the Battle Royale novel and movie would have made a Battle Royale battle royale game by now

[Shell Game]

I only remember one job that didn't burn me out and fuck up my everything, and it was the one where everyone treated me like a friend despite it only lasting a week.

But also it only lasted a week.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

One time when I was probably like 8 I forgot what the homework was so I borrowed my grandmother's phonebook and looked up my classmates' surnames until I found a match. I called them and needed to establish I was speaking to the right person rather than someone else with that name, so the obvious first question I asked to the man who picked up was "do you have children?"