Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

They're spawncampers, Donny, there's nothing to be afraid of.

[Tipsy Almond]

if you told me everyone who fucked around in the capitol on January 6th was named greg I think I'd believe you 100% no questions asked

American Nationalist Greg sounds like a rejected Teen Girl Squad character.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

https://twitter.com/writersdoing/status/1368211259888435206

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Metal bands are usually named after the scariest thing they could think of, like Saxon

[auaurorau]

"don't judge a book by its cover" is propaganda from the book cover industry, they just want to keep the production costs low

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

"Wonder why the drunk thread got canned"

*gets drunk*

"Yeah, I would cancel that shit too"

[auaurorau]

a cool trick is to declare your feed to be something Out of Context so you can just repost stuff under yourself with any attribution

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

There should be a word for when someone is pretty obviously a furry but doesn't quite say it. I'd use cryptofur but thats for bigfoot fuckers

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Schrödinger's Catboy?

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Schrödinger's Catboy?

That's when you suspect someone is a Nazi furry

[Shell Game]

I nap so much anymore. I've become my grandmother. I should start going out to breakfast and chatting to everyone about people they don't know and playing piano despite never learning how.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Is there a German word for buying groceries that are more ambitious than you are?

EDIT: in general English needs more words to describe compound emotions, they're very useful

[A Meat]

Schrödinger's Catboy?

Once you open the box, the catboy wavefunction collapses into either cat or boy. If you cherish your catboy, lock him up and don't look back

[auaurorau]

increasingly starting to sit like L from death note as i continue staying indoors

[A Meat]

Officer, I swear I wasn't buying these drugs to use or resell them, I just have a drug purchasing fetish!