twas the night before f plus
and all through the pit
not a user was posting
not even jack chick
they were all waiting
on twitch dot tv
hoping boots raingear'd
appear on their screens
when all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter
and the chat fired up
in a whirlwind of chatter
boots raingear was there!
he was singing a song!
portending participants
there before long
come lemon! come portaxx!
come victor! come john!
come jimmyfranks, adam
and frank west and stog!
theres bunnybread, nutshell
and kumquat and squint
(thats not what they call him
but its all that'll fit)
our readers assembled
it was all very fast
there were even some morons
from other podcasts
all coming together
to read things all day
with artists on standby
for visual display
and awful things happened
and money was raised
a rousing success
twas called: garbage day!!!!!
this rhyme scheme is awful
this scansion is weak
fuck it. im tired.
im going to sleep
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