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Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Lemon on August 05, 2019, 02:28:47 pm
(https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/greeting-card/images/artworkimages/medium/2/5-d-deer-ee-photography.jpg?&targetx=0&targety=34&imagewidth=700&imageheight=431&modelwidth=700&modelheight=500&backgroundcolor=641B60&orientation=0) (https://thefpl.us/episode/307)
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 05, 2019, 05:17:26 pm
When someone says “this is the last thing we’ll read” and there’s half an hour left you know some shit is going to go down
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: EYE OF ZA on August 05, 2019, 06:04:10 pm
Last not in an ordinal sense but in an apocalyptic sense
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Neal on August 05, 2019, 09:37:29 pm
Holy shit, someone else remembers Construx?
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Spacebat on August 05, 2019, 10:28:43 pm
Objet d'art

(https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/natural-lemon-ee-photography.jpg)  (https://eephotography.pixels.com/featured/natural-lemon-ee-photography.html)

Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Neal on August 06, 2019, 11:22:47 am
Also, to answer Lemon's question in the wrap-up, yeah, there are a lot of board game projects that don't reach funding, but as Boots pointed out early in the readings, it's harder to find them due to the way that crowdfunding sites have changed their methods of searching and displaying projects (that is, they show you a much higher proportion of funded projects to boost consumer confidence in how successful these sites are). It's a lot easier to find the failed projects on Indiegogo than on Kickstarter, though.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Shell Game on August 06, 2019, 12:10:06 pm
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: A Meat on August 06, 2019, 12:37:53 pm
I sure would love to play Kingdom of Loathing, but without the humor, entirely about chickens, and with obtrusive ads and the possibility of winning several euros
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: KingKalamari on August 06, 2019, 01:43:33 pm
So, the entire story of the genesis of the D'Deer is basically just a real-life reenactment of the first story arc in the now concluded webcomic Octopus Pie (http://www.octopuspie.com/)

(https://i.imgur.com/XJmzam4.png)

It turns out about as well as the D'Deer.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Lemon on August 06, 2019, 02:31:20 pm
From the minds that gave you The D'Deer...

It's...

Mustang on Golf Course. (https://eephotography.pixels.com/featured/mustang-on-golf-course-ee-photography.html)


Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: KingKalamari on August 06, 2019, 03:41:10 pm
If you haven't already, I strongly recommend checking out the LinkedIn (https://www.linkedin.com/in/cc-williams-5b6685163) of the D'Deer project owner (?). In addition to being written in the exact same insane, stream-of-consciousness rambling style as the project page, her entire CV consists mostly of self-published Amazon books, her photography business, and a listing of being a life coach (of course). She links to one of her books on the project page for the D'Deer, and it's a vanity-published book of poetry on Amazon (https://www.amazon.ca/Beautiful-Poison-Thoughts-Deep-Soul/dp/1438961618) that has received 1 review since it was added in 2009 and costs $46.73 for a 120 page paperback. That Amazon listing is also the entirety of her "Portfolio" link on LinkedIn.

Despite listing a number of other books (including sequels to the one featured on Amazon) I could find absolutely no information about them on Amazon.

Like, I know that the site is French and so there's going to be some strangeness from the language difference, but this project was apparently based in Toronto, Canada. That's the city I live in! It's a majority English city! Who is the creator of this insane bicycle and why did they get someone who writes like THAT to write their crowdfunding pitch for them?
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on August 06, 2019, 09:30:06 pm
i guess this is what happens when you have universal healthcare, you take the money you would've spent on cancer and put it towards sending clowns on world tours and bicycles for dipshits
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Shell Game on August 07, 2019, 02:24:40 am
i guess this is what happens when you have universal healthcare, you take the money you would've spent on cancer and put it towards sending clowns on world tours and bicycles for dipshits
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, August 06, 2019, 09:30:06 pm
Nah, we crowdfund plenty of bullshit too and just let our systems and bodies fall apart while we wait for some shitty game or bullshit from some social media asshole to come through.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Vinny Possum on August 11, 2019, 04:18:30 am
That "Clowns in some Inuit Village" pitch was a terrible idea but an amazing movie premise.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Hux on August 11, 2019, 04:44:07 am
From the minds that gave you The D'Deer...

It's...

Mustang on Golf Course. (https://eephotography.pixels.com/featured/mustang-on-golf-course-ee-photography.html)
Lemon, August 06, 2019, 02:31:20 pm
holy fuck, i love how there's only one front tire and the shadow cuts off from the front LMFAOOO I AM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND
(https://i.gyazo.com/6e5ef4daaff18800159c95089903cb7b.png)
HE LOOKS SO SAD
i didnt even notice the guy in the car until i tried to zoom in
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 12, 2019, 09:34:16 am
It's been far too long since we've had a good ol' crowdfunding episode. This was wonderful.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: KendrickLobstar on August 14, 2019, 10:24:44 pm
driving behind this car today and all I could hear was lemon in my head saying “kokorikoooo”

(https://i.imgur.com/feYx4ni.jpg)
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Neal on August 24, 2019, 08:14:18 pm
Does anybody have a link to the "box you charge with Internet" mentioned in the wrap-up? I really want to read it for myself.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Boots Raingear on August 25, 2019, 08:58:03 am
Does anybody have a link to the "box you charge with Internet" mentioned in the wrap-up? I really want to read it for myself.
Neal, August 24, 2019, 08:14:18 pm

This one was actually too scammy for even IndieGoGo, but the video pitch is still on youtube.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: Shell Game on August 25, 2019, 09:04:41 am
This is amazing.

I can't believe how many gigabytes I can get. And then I can charge my megabytes and see how many kilobytes I've used. AND I can go to their website??? I better go give them my money. With audio quality like that, how could I not???
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 25, 2019, 01:14:10 pm
When software is started, with WiFiEx, he will start charging with Internet and exchange the...


















































So you can charge Internet.  Up to ten gigabytes.
Title: 307: D'Deer In The Head'dlights
Post by: eldritchhat on March 22, 2023, 08:16:23 pm
The D'Deer!

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087095860371927070/1088269267457278042/image0.jpg)