Patrick82 all waiting in an alleyway in the dead of night in New York City, holding his 3ft audio cable like a garrote as he waits for the next audiophile forum member to walk over and ask about magic audio nails that, when shot into a subwoofer, increase the sound quality by 300 percent
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?" mumbles Patrick82 to no one but himself. He forgets the album name and most of the quote but continues with the most important part. "The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. I especially like listening to it on my Ambrosia X-300 subwoofer, which I tricked out with four Silverline springs, four Magic Dots, and a Kandy-Kane X7B audiocrystal. It sounds - "
He hears a noise. He turns. It's a cat.
It cannot get away, he mumbles to himself.