Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Shell Game]

What if i put my microwave on the raised counter and then had the standard counter all clear?

[GirlKisser420]

todays fetish is Darcydom, for people who get off from a man in a peacoat being politely rude to them, investing heavy importance into dance pairs, getting to complain about him later, and him turning out to be really rich

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Cuckoldry is the sexual version of a participation trophy. No wonder Millennials are so into it.

[chai tea latte]

todays fetish is Darcydom, for people who get off from a man in a peacoat being politely rude to them, investing heavy importance into dance pairs, getting to complain about him later, and him turning out to be really rich

I'm more of a cuckllins type - he's damp and boring and in love with an influencer but we have a consistent and pleasant home life

[Dr. Buttplug]

Raspberry bolognese, the kind you buy at a vegetarian store

I sung this to the tune of Raspberry Beret in my hotel room after F Plus Live.

[A Meat]

Don Qigong, arch-nemesis of Ma Rio

[Turbo Sexaphonic Vampire Bunnybread Jr.]

cricket butter

[A Meat]

The Beatless, the nofap Beatles band

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Every dog is a scratch and sniff dog.

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

Tried to remember the name of the people who did the "Somebody That I Used to Know" song and I have since narrowed it down to either "Skopje" or "Hoyt".

Please don't tell me the answer because I do not care.

[A Meat]

Impressive how lightning keeps striking all around the U.S. when there's such stigma against and legislation passed against unions

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

You're now wacthing my pharmaceutcom. These tablets have been filmed in front of a live studio audience.

[GirlKisser420]

The Army should just give every soldier an m249 SAW instead of regular guns. The m249 is bigger and deals more damage, it just makes sense

[GirlKisser420]

The world needs a new Neil cicierga mouth album now more than ever 

[cat_examiner]

The Army should just give every soldier an m249 SAW instead of regular guns. The m249 is bigger and deals more damage, it just makes sense

encumbrance

fighters in fullplate simply cannot move with a saw; even with mithral chainmail you'd get outrun by a dwarf on a hoverboard

and no, using a portable hole is only legal for indirect fire / AoE; there isnt enough air in the hole to run direct fire