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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1452123 times)

Shell Game

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Casting esuna on my homie to remove the horny status effect
Wrought, August 12, 2020, 10:55:22 pm
sorry. It's unhealable.
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Caramelldansen: The Sin of an Era

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I like coffee.
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Women will be coming back from universities and talking about the Great Depression in the 1930s? but won't?? let me talk about the Great Post-Nut Depression??? between 19 and 30???? that I've never experienced????? OK I'm a good listener I guess. wow.
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I like coffee.
Great Joe, August 13, 2020, 02:58:13 am
Macho Masc Sangy Savage Great Joe Dr. Buttplug I Liked That Joke

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<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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cat_examiner

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<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
cat_examiner, August 13, 2020, 06:02:14 pm

that was my hundredth poast?
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<dude shoots himself in the dick, to own the libs>
<inner narative> ok cat man, stay calm, you got this... dont fuck this up
"Sounds like he went off half cocked"
<voices in my head chanting> USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
cat_examiner, August 13, 2020, 06:02:14 pm
I think this is a whole lot better if the inner narrative is that of the auto-dick-shooter who thinks of himself as Cat Man.

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NWOBHM band called Postmaster General

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NWOBHM band called Postmaster General
Agent Coop Time!, August 15, 2020, 05:51:40 pm

first album "Rain Sleet & Snow"
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Agent Coop Time!, August 04, 2020, 04:50:47 pm

Friend, have you heard the good news about Leonard Cohen?
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Caramelldansen: The Sin of an Era
auaurorau, August 13, 2020, 02:52:34 am
when i was nine, i memorized all of the lyrics to caramelldansen in both english and swedish. that, along with the numa numa song, were a legitimate hyperfixation for over a year. i had both of them on my various neopets profiles.

in fifth grade they would let a student play a CD for the entire day on their birthday. so i brought in my CD that i made all on my own with the following songs:
the original pokemon theme song
caramelldansen (normal version)
caramelldansen (speedy version)
caramelldansen (english version)
butterfly
numa numa (both the english and romanian versions)
and a midi of sweet escape by gwen stefani because i couldn't find the actual song.

it played on repeat in that accursed classroom for 7 hours. nobody said anything because i guess we were all kids that didn't give a fuck, and also because i was mean and would get aggressive if someone made fun of me.

that's my thought of the day. thank you.
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