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Topic: Movies We've Seen Recently  (Read 209978 times)

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For fuck sake's people, Inherent Vice. Get on that shit as soon as possible. This movie is going to be the next Big Lebowski - a clever take on the detective genre that really dumb people think is a deep, life-altering philosophical text because the main character is a white guy who smokes a lot of weed. Great performances, great 70's SoCal grime smeared all over the proceedings. And it's definitely a movie that rewards multiple viewings, in part because Joaquin Phoenix has some seious mushmouth lines.

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13 Assassins is a really good action movie. The first eighty minutes are character development and alternatingly one-sided slaughter, and then there is a single fight scene that lasts forty minutes.

To stop a brutal and evil lord from gaining the Shogunate, an old samurai, Sir Doi, vows to avenge Lord Naritsugu's murder of his son's family and the countless slaughtered under his cruel reign. An elaborate cat and mouse game plays out, with neither side willing to tip its hand, until Doi's assassins make their move. They're led by Shinzaemon, a samurai who has wrestled with hara-kiri and now sees a worthy cause to die for in an era of peace.

If you like incredibly well choreographed fight scenes, samurai angst at being bound by a strict moral code, and feudal Japan, you will prob. like this movie!

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13 Assassins is a really good action movie. The first eighty minutes are character development and alternatingly one-sided slaughter, and then there is a single fight scene that lasts forty minutes.

To stop a brutal and evil lord from gaining the Shogunate, an old samurai, Sir Doi, vows to avenge Lord Naritsugu's murder of his son's family and the countless slaughtered under his cruel reign. An elaborate cat and mouse game plays out, with neither side willing to tip its hand, until Doi's assassins make their move. They're led by Shinzaemon, a samurai who has wrestled with hara-kiri and now sees a worthy cause to die for in an era of peace.

If you like incredibly well choreographed fight scenes, samurai angst at being bound by a strict moral code, and feudal Japan, you will prob. like this movie!

Netflix link

eggnog chai, December 29, 2014, 02:32:25 am
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I recently had a movie New Year's get-together with a few friends, and this is what we watched:

Ice Cream Man: A terrible 90s horror movie about a creepy killer ice cream man. It's got possibly the ugliest synth score I've ever heard! It's the only feature film ever made by a porn director, so I found it sort of weird that it still clung to the usual slutty-people-die-first cliches that horror movies tend to showcase. I guess the director probably didn't write it, though. Some funny highlights, such as the phrase "ICE CREAM DICK" being shouted at the main villain, but it's just so, so shitty. RECOMMENDED IF: You like watching long, drawn-out scenes of kids ordering ice cream and some of the most incompetent police work ever captured on film.

The Last Slumber Party (with Rifftrax): Another slasher movie, this time about a group of vaguely Southern teenagers having a sleepover that goes ALL WRONG thanks to a psychopath with a scalpel. I could imagine this being super boring without the riffing, but eventually the whole thing just gets bizarre and nonsensical, and thus a lot more interesting. Lots and lots of "twist endings" that make no sense, which made it fun to watch and be bewildered by with a group. RECOMMENDED IF: You want to hear a teenage girl call her boyfriend a homo over and over.

Super Mario Brothers (with Rifftrax): I'd seen the live-action Mario movie before, so I wasn't super enthused to sit through it again. However, the Rifftrax guys really saved it- their jokes were phenomenal and made watching this terrible, terrible film again almost enjoyable! Also, the sheer amount of insults they hurl at John Leguizamo throughout the film is seriously impressive. I actually kind of want to watch this again now, which I didn't think was possible. RECOMMENDED IF: Okay, not recommended without the Rifftrax, but get the VOD on their site if you have any degree of morbid interest in this garbage movie. Makes the whole experience much sweeter.

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I watched Fury today. It was a mistake.

Fuck you Fury, fuck you David Ayer, and fuck you Brad Pitt.
Fuck you for trying to pass off a rapey, prisoner murdering, abusive cunt as a hero. Fuck you for making active attempts to get every possible historic thing intensely wrong. Fuck you for putting Inglorious Bastards 2 out under the guise of being somehow realistic.
The worst film I have ever seen.

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tonight I met up with a friend and we watched the '92 Comet in Moominland movie, which is pretty cute but doesn't feature a lot happening (although at the end Snufkin and Little My dance together and they pull off an incredibly impressive dance, especially considering the extreme size difference between them) and then watched The Last Unicorn, which I'd never seen before and found really nice, but still liked the book more, and were totally caught off-guard at the "have a taco" line.

Also a couple weeks back a local theater had a Tarantino weekend and we met up for that and saw Django Unchained and Kill Bill parts 1 and 2 which was a pretty amazing experience for us both. My friend is more into arty films and said that seeing Tarantino's work has forever changed her perspective on film (in a good way).

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people who are into art films and haven't seen any Tarantino movies are absolutely fucking doing it wrong, aaaaaahhh


anyway speaking of art movies tomorrow I'm seeing A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, which looks like it has real Jim Jarmusch vibes while being its own thing (I really love Jim Jarmusch and you all should too). Here's the trailer, I'm psyched and you should see if you can find a screening if it looks interesting.
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I saw this, and it was really beautiful. The choice to shoot in black and white did amazing things for the visuals of the film, which takes place exclusively at night. The soundtrack was probably the most impressive part, it's full of spaghetti western-inspired music and a bunch of underground Persian rock I kinda wish I'd had subtitles for. It's a very moody film, and it takes maybe a little while longer to linger than I'm usually interested in, but the soundtrack and the delicate little love story that blossoms were totally captivating. There's very little dialogue, collected mostly in a few scenes of confrontation or communion. I didn't really miss it.

It's a movie intimately about loneliness, and the spread of American pop culture, and feeling stuck in a dead town. Oh my god it's as slow as molasses, it's almost entirely style over substance, archetypes and mood over plot, and it was phenomenal. I really hope when it comes out on iTunes soon more people see it.

Arash, an absurdly handsome James Dean type, is our main lens into Bad City, a dead refinery town. We open on him smoking a cigarette, all cool, and then he steals a cat. He has a vintage 50s Thunderbird. He worked 2,191 days to buy it. His father is addicted to heroin, and his mother is dead. His father owes Saeed, the heavily-tattooed dealer, money and Saeed takes Arash's car as a down payment. Arash smoulders. In another scene, he's late to buy his father's "medicine" because he met a girl. It's the Girl, from the title.

You've already seen Only Lovers Left Alive, right?

Anyway, Sheila Vand is the Girl, and she's outstanding. Her sheer presence alone carries half her scenes.

The Girl watches as Saeed angrily throws Atti, a prostitute, out of Arash's/his car. Later, after a meandering conversation with Atti (the first one she has in the movie) she kills him. Arash comes to demand his car back, and finds a corpse, a bloody pool, and a suitcase full of money and drugs. Flash forward a little and Arash is in a nightclub, dressed all emo in a cheap vampire costume (it's a costume night), selling E to the party girls he used to work as a gardener for. One of them remembers him, and makes him pop a molly too. He refuses but she is very insistent, and he goes along with it.

He's lost and doesn't know how to get home. He runs into the Girl again - she's in a chador and on a skateboard, and he is dollar store dracula. It's charming. She sees how helpless he is and takes him back too her apartment, where they dance to 80s Europop. This scene is spellbinding. Arash is away and Hossein, his father, is out of heroin and going into withdrawal. He becomes convinced that his dead wife's spirit is actually the cat Arash stole at the beginning of the movie, and trashes the little memorial Arash maintains in anger.

Arash kicks out his father. This is his end. The Girl kills him. A young boy sees it happen. Earlier, the Girl interrogates him, and asks him repeatedly if he's a good boy. She threatens to kill him if he's not, and warns him that she'll always be watching. Arash asks the boy if he knows who killed his father, and the boy says nothing. Arash buys a pair of beautiful earrings for the Girl, and gives them to her. Her ears aren't pierced. She pierces them as he looks away, with vampiric speed. They drive away with the cat, in his car, and he knows she killed his father.

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Also I recently saw What We Do In The Shadows, which is another vampire movie, this time a mockumentary about urban New Zealand vampires from some Flight of the Conchords alums. It was really funny, and well shot, so if you liked Flight of the Conchords more than you like Iranian neo-noir see this one instead. Or both?

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Movies We've Seen Recently #217
also sit your friend down and watch Pulp Fiction, it has the best soundtrack (Misirlou at the beginning is fucking classic) and is famous for a really good reason. (the reason is that it's super good)

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I recently watched Horns on Netflix and was... pretty underwhelmed. It was visually really nice and had a neat concept, but a lot of the characters were paper-thin and barely behaved like people most of the time. Merrin, the main character's girlfriend whose murder the film is essentially centered around, suffered the most from that- her two character traits were basically "loves the main character" and "is pretty," so I ended up not really caring about a lot of the drama that happened later as "twists" about their relationship came to light. Daniel Radcliffe was good, though- just the fact that I was able to watch his character and not think about Harry Potter all the time says a lot for his acting skills. It's just too bad the material he had to work with wasn't better.

Also, my friend and I saw the new Spongebob Squarepants movie (yes, we are both 21 year old men, thank you for asking) and were surprised by how good it was! It somehow managed to recapture the show's best qualities from ten years ago, resulting in a rapid-fire string of visual gags and stupid puns that we were able to cackle at like idiots for an hour and a half. I was genuinely surprised how fucking weird this got at times, and that only made me enjoy it more. Also, it features Antonio Banderas as a pirate named Burgerbeard. You can't really go wrong with that.

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Just came back from Kingsman: The Secret Service. It starts out fairly unremarkably, with a rough, working class kid from London getting thrown in to beat posh students and become the worlds best secret agent. Within the first ten minutes or so, a dude in a suit gets cut in half by a double amputee ninja woman who then proceeds to cover up the bodies because Samuel L Jackson's lisping evil billionaire doesn't like blood, so you know it's not entirely serious. Then it's a good hour of throwing these people barely out of school into situations where they think they or their friends are going to die or have died, and it honestly gets almost uncomfortably dark. It's like halfway through they remembered its supposed to be ridiculous and over the top, and launch into Colin Firth massacring a bunch of racists with Free Bird as a backing track. It's definitely got some weird tonal issues and a good chunk of it seems like fairly unremarkable Young Bond/Alex Rider training sequence sort of thing.

If you're a fan of dumb jokes, ridiculous fights and can cope with the less interesting, tonal flip-flopping bits, it's worth seeing. I'd happily see it again, but internally I'm still 15 years old and love exploding heads and sex jokes, and am not yet over James Bond. It's a YMMV kind of thing, definitely.

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Birdman is a weird fucking movie.
It has to be prefaced with "It's not a superhero movie", though, it's probably the farthest thing from it.
It's a complex drama about the inner world of an ex film actor who used to star as "Birdman", the biggest superhero franchise in the 1990's (played by none other than Michael Keaton, ironically), who's now trying to produce and direct a broadway adaptation he wrote for a short story. It's an artistic movie at heart, which means it employs some strange and interesting gimmicks, the main two being that it's supposedly a 'one-shot' (the camera never 'cuts', allegedly) and that the soundtrack mostly consists of a (single) free-forming drummer.
It's magnificently made, and while the 'one-shot' gimmick can get a little tiring at points, it does - as it intends - keep the story ongoing and dynamic even throughout focusing on several different characters and points in time. The writing is top-notch, the acting on EVERYONE'S part is beyond brilliant, and while focusing mostly on dank backstage scenery it still manages to remain a visually complex film with obvious thought put into each single lighting and shooting choice.
The only downside of the film - for me - is that it's incredibly depressing.
Without revealing much about the end, the film is about a person trying to find his place in the world and trying to let loose of his past and prove to the world of his worth. He goes though a lot throughout the film and pretty much from the beginning he appears to be suffering from a mental breakdown, which only gets worse as the movie progresses, and it's not the kind that can easily be resolved - if at all - or have any sort of culmination or redemption just by achieving his goal - which is to put on the play and succeed in shedding his past image as the guy from "Birdman".

Massive spoilers ahead for the ending:

The saddest part is that even when that said 'redemption' does come, the only conclusion - for that character - was then to kill himself, despite the hint that from his point of view he actually 'ascended' and finally turned into 'Birdman' as he was supposed to, but leaving the end 'open' for interpretation, meaning that you can either believe he killed himself, that he actually did become Birdman - or both - that in killing himself he freed himself - either way, while good - it's still a really depressing ending, mostly in that for him it seemed almost unavoidable.

Bottom line - it's a brilliant movie you NEED to watch. Just make sure to prepare mentally because this is not a 'fun' film, it's just too good to miss just on that account.

Addendum: It really made my miss NYC.

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I watched Jupiter Ascending.

I'm eight years old and I love dogs.

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the main recommendation I've heard for Jupiter Rising is "it's like a teen girl's fantasy novel fanfic story idea made into a big budget movie" and having been a teen girl I am totally into this idea because I'm not gonna pretend like I wouldn't get some enjoyment out a big-budget movie about a lady discovering she's a space princess and her hot shirtless bodyguard love interest being all sad that he doesn't have his wings.

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It's got to be one of the most pleasantly watchable terrible movies out there.  Art design is pretty solid, costumes can get silly at times, but cinematography and pacing is all right.  Action scenes look pretty great and avoid Transformers Syndrome where you don't know what's going on.  The part of me that just likes interesting things happening was pretty satisfied.  It's an engaging movie with some interesting ideas.

It's just also so, so stupid at the same time.  This is a movie where bees instinctively respond to royalty.  This is a movie where the explanation for hover skates is "they break gravity into two differential equations."

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Man of Tai Chi is a martial arts b-movie directed by Keanu Reeves that may or may not have even gotten a US theater release. It's also a really solid movie, if you like martial arts movies. It's really neat to see Tai Chi be the main focus of a movie, but the best part of the movie (and probably the worst, for a lot of people) is that it's very much a movie about fighting. They actually manage to convey a lot of the story through the fight scenes alone, if you took out all the dialog from the movie you would probably still have a coherent plot.