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Topic: Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away  (Read 18012 times)

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Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away #30
[...] only with stickers instead of a food truck with no food.
Frank West, June 08, 2017, 12:22:15 pm

"My investment opportunity for you today is Food Truck But For Hugs. "

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Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away #31
EDIT: Actually I've just realized this person's idea is essentially identical to my cousin's current business model, only with stickers instead of a food truck with no food.
Frank West, June 08, 2017, 12:22:15 pm

Are you willing to share more information about this?

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Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away #32
EDIT: Actually I've just realized this person's idea is essentially identical to my cousin's current business model, only with stickers instead of a food truck with no food.
Frank West, June 08, 2017, 12:22:15 pm

Are you willing to share more information about this?
Boots Raingear, June 08, 2017, 01:12:19 pm

This is my understanding of his plan:

Okay, so we've got an old food truck, and one time we drove it to a place and made some meals and gave them away to people. Now, what if we did that again, forever? We drive it to places where poor people live and make full meals and give them away. Okay, now I know what you're thinking, if the food is given away for free, how do you pay for the food? Well, obviously, via the free food truck, which will sustain itself economically (???). Now I know what else you're thinking, this sounds like a charity and not a business plan. You're wrong, though! It's going to make millions of dollars! Also, the end point of this project is saving the world. Now, how are we going to get the initial funding to start all this up? Well, one time we made cotton candy, maybe. We don't have a machine to do that now, but we're going to open up an indiegogo page to fund us getting the cotton candy machine, which we'll take to weird-ass meetups and sell cotton candy there, which will fund the food truck. Anyway, I can't wait to be a multi-millionaire!

I am somewhat removed from this whole situation, so if you run across something in that description that doesn't make sense to you, it's possible that I've misunderstood it. However, it is much more likely that this is 100% accurate.
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Episode 142: Indie Go Go Go Away #33
"Urban Myths Suburban Sluts" has baffled me ever since I first heard this episode, so I googled to see what the fuck it was.

Well apparently this is what the fuck it was:
Fish sticks ’n french onion dip forever
an assault on every orifice

A spoken word onslaught with the use of white trash invasion costuming and a sticky video/sound environment. Urban myths-suburban sluts, written by Kirsten Macy and Jena Weatherly, is the latest gooey condiment pulled from the Stinki Pen Publishing refrigerator.

Opening and closing the piece is a grocery store feet appetizer and twinkie desert video, sound, and object installation. Then Vision Engine takes you on a spoken word road trip with the Furr family from suburbia heaven to reality ridden hell as a barrage of urban myths affect their ‘perfect lives’ leaving them all contemplating choice, free will and destiny. This 30 minute show surges forward with colorful scripting, questionable costuming and large vats of processed food. The ensemble that makes up this rodeo, beer can production is Parisa Fakhri and Betsy Moore.

Urban myths-suburban sluts is gonzo Sunday school for the credit infected, brain damaged cell phone Me age.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay then.


EDIT: Furthermore, IDIKBILY:
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F+ singularity:



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Edit: Barely a minute in and already want to throw up.

Edit 2: Made it to the end, gonna donate to an actual charity and lie down for a while.
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