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Topic: Fake porn titles make me giggle.  (Read 153600 times)

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #60
Cock, It's Your Decision
Turmoil in the Sextoy Box
God Got Head
Cock Hammeron's Saving Clitmas
If Footjobs Tire You, What Will Whores Do?

(Okay, one of those was a book but it did have a TV special based on it)

Virtuoclitty
The Extender
Quantum Queef
Muffy the Vampire Playa'
Tequila and Boners
Good Teats
Moans

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #61
I've shared a few of these with Lemon already but everyone should experience my mental illness.  Apologies if some have already been covered.  I'm finding it pretty difficult to keep track.

Cop/Crime Movies

Reservoir Dongs
Stay Hard
Beverly Hills Clop
21 Pumps *SKEET*
Spermico
Blade Sounder
The Spewgitive
End of Crotch
Inside a Man
Day of the Jackoff


Work/Office Stuff

Orifice Space
9" x 5"
Twerking Girl
How to Get Some Head in Advertising
Thank You For Stroking


90s

Banging John Malkovich
Frot Club
Seven Years in to Beth
Glazed and Confused
Four Weddings and a Fuckfest
Dances with Wombs
Never Been Kissed...  There, Before
The SixtyNinth Sense


00s

I Heart Cuckin' Bees
GladHeAteHer
Lapdancer in the Dark
The Constant Groper


Lemon Yavuz chai tea latte
« Last Edit: January 13, 2017, 01:45:35 pm by Bunnybreasts »

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #62
Snatch-22
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #63
Hoe-dark

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #64
OK, we're going to television shows in today's edition of "Damn, Bunny!  What is Wrong With You?!"
Again, sorry if I'm repeating any previously covered ground.

80s TV

The Wanker Years
Consistent Strokes
Agatha Pisstie's:  Poirno
Poony Toons
Magnum X.L.
Moonlicking
Growing Stains
Who's the Bottom?
Perfect Strange
The Fucks of Life
Silver Spooge



90s TV

Shaved by the Balls
Fresh Piss of Bell End
Boy Meets Load
Dawson's Crack
Are You Afraid of the Dick?
Family Splatters
Darkwang Cuck
Everybody Loves Cumming on Raymond
NYPD Blue Balls
That 70s Ho
Married... With an Understanding
« Last Edit: January 13, 2017, 01:54:55 pm by Bunnybreasts »

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #65
Who Fucked Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dongs
Breaking Chad
Magic Dyke XXL
Cock-odile Done Me
Titandick
Agent Cody Spanks






Aliens: Colonial Whorines

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #66
Urethral Weapon
Lemon Fanzay BARK RANGER

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #67
We books now,

A Hard Man Is Good To Find
BARK RANGER nuffkins, of all people,

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #68
update after a chat with Bunnybread, I'm working on an additional feature for this thing where you can get additional details for some of the movies, the first stage of which would be a star of the movie.

Here are some early entries

• Tilda Sweatin'
• Jane Fondle
• Jake Fillin Y'all
• Giovanni Ribbedisi

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Woody Harrelson
Yavuz

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #70
Ghost Nutbusters
Naked Cum 12 and Half Inches
Judge Headd
The Chronicles of BigDick

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #71
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

You don't even have to change anything about "Octopussy."

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #72
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

Dammit, now I need to do the films in order from memory.

Dr. O. Yes
Cum Gushing With Love
Got Fingered
Wonder Balls
You Boned Me, Did Twice
On Her Majesty's Exposed Cervix
Those Mounds Are Forever
Give And Get Pie
The Man With The Golden Cock
The Spy Who... Ah Fuck It They Have Sex
Poonraker
For Your Dick Only (Everyone Can Watch Though)
Octopussy... Novempussy... Decapussy... Whatapussy!
Better Say Never Again (That Was the Worst)
The Giving Gaylights
License To Fuck
Golden Rod
Tomorrow Get Your Wives
Your World Is Not Enough (Do You have A Sister)
Cum Another Day
The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).

Starring:

Roger Moore (his name was always funny to me. "Roger" is British slang for sex)
Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
Uh
Um
Sean Cummery?
Maybe Timothy Dickton?
George Lazerpee?!
Who are these people?
Oh and Daniel Craig, I guess.
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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #73
Pierce Brosnan (pierce as in "penetration", get it?!)
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Pierce Bros, Nan: my favorite entry in the Peggin' Grannies subgenre.

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Fake porn titles make me giggle. #74
My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.
A Meat, January 07, 2017, 03:54:25 pm

The latest Bond movies aren't as cheesy so I've omitted them (because I'm lazy).
sirslarty, January 14, 2017, 12:22:46 am

Quantum of Sweet Ass?