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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 488965 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1215
My friends, donut summon a djinn!!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1216
“Whatever happened to freedom of speech?”
“...it’s now the Mash.”
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1217
“Whatever happened to freedom of speech?”
“...it’s now the Mash.”
Lumbermouth, March 10, 2021, 06:18:12 pm

This remains one of my favorite jokes ever uttered in this podcast.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1218
We can have the Sex Umbrella protect us from all the soft and neutral water.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1219
“What’s nice about this is that this guy’s gonna get murdered by the Vegas mob and there’s not going to be a true crime podcast about it.”

Adam Bozarth, FPlus #332
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1220
im swimming in buubles
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1221
Achilles: You know, it's not a margarita until you've-

Lemon: No, it's not a margarita.

Achilles: Until you've properly rimmed the glass, right? So what you do is you rim it with Hormel Black Label Jalapeno Bacon.

Lemon: YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Achilles: That's what you do.

Lemon: You son of a bitch!

#196
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1222
"That flag was already #FF0000, but somehow it got more red."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1223
a flag so red it exceeds the sRGB gamut
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1224
"I'll fuck you dry, I'm Australian."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1225
🎼 Aoli And Ave. One likes vacuums. The other is locked inside.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #1226
Are enough man?
No!
More man to add.
Add more man, add more man.
Stop trying to kiss me.
Add more man, add more man.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1227
"It Was Fun! (2004)" instantly followed by Isfahan's "I'm looking it up on IMDB now." is still probably one of my favorite drive-by jokes on the podcast, next to Toast's "noclips for sale".
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1228
GO GO GO! Breakfast Enchilada Power To YOU!!!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #1229
"First, you should protect yourself.  I advise a .38 or a .357, a .40 or .45 or larger caliber handgun, and—"

"A 50, a 65, a 75..."

"All the speeds I can't drive!"
Dr. Buttplug