Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[A Meat]

imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts

[thelizzerd]

I wish shower curtains came with the things to hang them up.

[A Meat]

so does mario eat the star to gain invincibility? it's assumed that he eats the mushroom to grow big, and it's not that far fetched to think he'd eat the fire flower or leaf like the sicko he is, but the star seems like it's fully sentient

[Victor Laszlo]

imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts

They made a move about this. It’s called “What Women Want”, it stars Mel Gibson and it’s exactly as good as you’d think a movie with that title and that lead actor would be.

[A Meat]

imagine having telepathy, but also having no idea you have telepathy so you think it's intrusive thoughts

They made a move about this. It’s called “What Women Want”, it stars Mel Gibson and it’s exactly as good as you’d think a movie with that title and that lead actor would be.

I'm sad to say that I forgot about this and now I remember

[GirlKisser420]

One of the most disappointing and amusing history facts is that professional assassins werent really a thing. you mostly just asked your cousin a eunuch to deal with it and they tended to fuck it up. or you and your drinking buddies just sort of go for it one day

[A Meat]

One of the most disappointing and amusing history facts is that professional assassins werent really a thing. you mostly just asked your cousin a eunuch to deal with it and they tended to fuck it up. or you and your drinking buddies just sort of go for it one day

the only real assassin's creed was smoking weed

[GirlKisser420]

I caught the regular flu recently and I cant get over how much of a beta move that was. Just couldnt get the cool one

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

You want to set your fictional story in the 90s so you can bank on nostalgia. I want to set my fictional story in the 90s so I can have plausible deniability in my use of homophobic slurs. We are kind of the same except for the part where I want to use homophobic slurs without people being mad at me, which the previous two sentences already sort of established.

[GirlKisser420]

as much as I respect the tumblr pseudonarrative of "you can get around the fae's pact for your firstborn child by being gay" that keeps going around, its gonna cause a succession crisis and series of civil wars. its not responsible leadership.

[Antivehicular]

I just learned that there's nothing that can kill my interest in something like seeing someone claim it has "excellent himbo representation"

[A Meat]

"based" is the opposite of debased

[Shell Game]

apple banana cherry durian eggplant fig grape huckleberry imbe jackfruit kiwi lemon mango nectarine orange pear quince raspberry strawberry tangerine ugni vanilla xigua yuzu zalzalak

[organburner]

Thinking about the eyes on the cars from cars some more I feel like it also makes sense to have the eyeballs as high up as possible because then you can see over obstacles and are less likely to accidentally try to drive somewhere you won't fit. Of course the issue with the cars from cars eyes now is that they are so close together their depth perception would probably be pretty bad compared to the headlights as eyeballs.
What I propose is a roof rack for floodlights so the cars can have more eyes.

[Shell Game]

Thinking about the eyes on the cars from cars some more I feel like it also makes sense to have the eyeballs facing forward because the cars from cars are natural predators.