Stumbling across old F+ subjects in my daily life

[Tiny Prancer]

The person sitting in front of me on the bus is reading hardcore hentai pornography. It looks like there is an anthropomorphized alarm clock getting boned.

UPDATE: Holy shit, you know those little leather loops on subways and busses that people use for stabilization? They are women in this. The vajay-jay is the loop. Holy fuck this guy is a pervert.

Literally everything about this is amazing.

(I once sat behind someone reading harry potter/naruto crossover fanfiction on the bus but that's not nearly as wild or shameful as someone reading anthro household/everyday objects comics on the bus)

EDIT: important question: are they tiny women or regular-sized women? because tiny women representing objects is certainly weird and gross but regular-sized women representing objects is WAY creepier.

[crow]

The person sitting in front of me on the bus is reading hardcore hentai pornography. It looks like there is an anthropomorphized alarm clock getting boned.

UPDATE: Holy shit, you know those little leather loops on subways and busses that people use for stabilization? They are women in this. The vajay-jay is the loop. Holy fuck this guy is a pervert.

i thought that was you behind me

[Fatty Bo Batty]

They were regular sized women. I kind of want to find the comic to see how much weirder it gets.

[Tiny Prancer]

They were regular sized women.

OH MY GOD

you found a goddamn nuclear-waste lever creeper in the wilds.

[TheCrawlingChaos]

Not stumbling across per se, but I did have the opportunity to use the phrase "fluffy aftercare" in a sentence a few days ago. I didn't have the least inkling whether the other party got it but it made me happy regardless.

[LINDA]

Sadly(?) the closest I get to this was finding out my roommate has one of those "I would cuddle you so hard" shirts for pajamas. Also I'm pretty sure one of the guys in my office thinks he's a Real Vampire, but that is mere speculation based the collection of Vampire the Masquerade and True Blood crap he has around.

[Knitting Machine]

I randomly remembered today a guy I knew in college who was pretty much an Otherkin before it was even called that. The wardrobe of nothing but wolf shirts probably should have tipped me off that something was wrong.

[Fatty Bo Batty]

They were regular sized women. I kind of want to find the comic to see how much weirder it gets.

I found it, and hoo boy, it gets really fucking weird. Like, holy shit. I'm going to link it, because this is fucking baffling. This IS hardcore anime pornography, so NSFW. This is a job for double incognito.

NSFW content. Click to show.

Seriously, this is fucked up.

NSFW content. Click to show.

http://hentai4manga.com/hentai_manga/Mayonnaise-Minna-Ikiterunda-All-Alive-English_3657/#.VTFKTIZOLv6

[positive stress]

Holy shit, you were not kidding. I'm three pages in and very worried because if this is how bad it is at the beginning, I'm scared to see how it gets weird from here

Okay, yeah, this is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. This is literally the concept of objectifying women taken to the most extreme possible and you probably should have called the police on the guy you saw reading it. Also I don't know the context but even the one female character in this world who isn't an object is calling this dude "master" so I can only assume he's going to fuck her at some point. Which is just great because she looks like she's 12! Nice. You were really, really not kidding about double incognito. I feel dirty.

Oh never mind what am I saying, of course she's an object! She's like his smartphone. I'm guessing he's still going to have sex with her though

[chai tea latte]

Holy shit, you were not kidding. I'm three pages in and very worried because if this is how bad it is at the beginning, I'm scared to see how it gets weird from here

Okay, yeah, this is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. This is literally the concept of objectifying women taken to the most extreme possible and you probably should have called the police on the guy you saw reading it. Also I don't know the context but even the one female character in this world who isn't an object is calling this dude "master" so I can only assume he's going to fuck her at some point. Which is just great because she looks like she's 12! Nice. You were really, really not kidding about double incognito. I feel dirty.

you don't actually have to finish reading it if you don't want to

[positive stress]

you don't actually have to finish reading it if you don't want to

I know but I can't look away. It's fascinating in the absolute worst way

[Emperor Jack Chick]

Holy shit, you were not kidding. I'm three pages in and very worried because if this is how bad it is at the beginning, I'm scared to see how it gets weird from here

Okay, yeah, this is genuinely one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. This is literally the concept of objectifying women taken to the most extreme possible and you probably should have called the police on the guy you saw reading it. Also I don't know the context but even the one female character in this world who isn't an object is calling this dude "master" so I can only assume he's going to fuck her at some point. Which is just great because she looks like she's 12! Nice. You were really, really not kidding about double incognito. I feel dirty.

Oh never mind what am I saying, of course she's an object! She's like his smartphone. I'm guessing he's still going to have sex with her though

Is this possible doc material?

[crow]

the lady urinal was pretty creative i have to give them that

[montrith]

the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that

Fixed that for you.

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.

[crow]

the lady urinal was pretty fucked up i have to give them that

Fixed that for you.

Seriously, what part of this is supposed to be sexy? Even the main character just seems to be bored with all these women/objects. You'd think in a comic like this at least one character would get some sort of pleasure out of it, but he seems just about ready to commit suicide, which is not such a bad idea considering the world he lives in. Oh, and he does fuck one of the girls and calls it "masturbating with a love doll", so that's lovely. It's not the most fucked up thing I've seen, but it takes the cake for shear dull, joyless monotony in a crazy sex comic.

what are you talking about this is hilarious

if you told me this was an absurdist comic i'd believe you