Stumbling across old F+ subjects in my daily life

[EYE OF ZA]

Found this water bottle in the farmer's market type store I go to.  It's great for cheap produce but it's got a ton of bullshit dietary supplements and the like.



I've never seen a water bottle that needed Wikipedia style ^{[citation needed]} and ^[who?] tags.

[positive stress]

Oh my god a few weeks ago a guy at work asked me if I believe aliens exist and I said I do (meaning yes, it seems unlikely that earth would be the only place in the entire universe that has life on it, so I can't imagine there wouldn't be life on another planet somewhere) and he then started to tell me about how ancient civilizations were shaped by the alien life that visited our planet thousands of years ago. He brought up a story about a guy building a structure out of massive stones singlehandedly using alien technology and I thought it sounded familiar, now I'm listening to "The Search for Terrestrial Intelligence" and a guy on this forum talks about the same fucking story. Now it's going to be even harder for me to take him seriously whenever he brings up his paranormal/alien/conspiracy stuff. Sheesh.

[Blandest]

I just found out that the girl I sit right next to in my office believes, amongst other things, that the world trade centre was an inside job, "big pharma" has a cure for cancer but doesn't give it to anyone because they'd lose money, and that the government is run by secret shadowy families behind closed doors. Add to that that they think that black people in the US create their own problem and society is not at all to blame and you have a really fun experience.

[LINDA]

Today I learned that the "Vampire Guy" at my office actually managed to, some fucking how, be the model for the photo of a member of his favorite clan in some new edition of a VTM book. Then he left the book on the kitchen counter for everyone to flip through.

So naturally I check his facebook page and found a photo of him with Anne Rice at this event, the website for which I think Lemon would appreciate.

[slambam]

My roommate is friends with this guy who is otherkin with greninja, the pokemon.

[A Meat]

My roommate is friends with this guy who is otherkin with greninja, the pokemon.

For a second I thought it was Shedinja and got kind of excited over how dumb that would be, and then I realized that there's probably at least one of those too.

[positive stress]

Found them

[Nikaer Drekin]

Found them

Before the pictures loaded I assumed "doofkin" was referring to Bidoof. I'm genuinely disappointed that it wasn't!

[slambam]

Found them

what kind of life does a person have that makes them identify with the shed exoskeleton of a fake insect?

[A Meat]

Found them

what kind of life does a person have that makes them identify with the shed exoskeleton of a fake insect?

shallow angst and no obligations

[Tiny Prancer]

Found them

Before the pictures loaded I assumed "doofkin" was referring to Bidoof. I'm genuinely disappointed that it wasn't!

before I clicked on the link I assumed that this meant the Doof Warrior from Mad Max: Fury Road (a character which tumblr adores to idealize as a cute lil butterfly), but the truth is much more sad and nerdy.

[goombapolice]

do not follow if:

    you are kin with doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb

whaaaaat does this even mean

[goombapolice]

stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”

images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)

beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood

hahahaha jesus

[A Meat]

Found them

I am legitimately offended that this person is the same age as me. Get younger, you don't deserve to be like this and in your twenties.

[Emperor Jack Chick]

stuff I’d like you to tag for me specifically as “cosmo don’t look”

images of fathers in the context of interacting affectionately with their children, whether fictional or real (like a person hugging their father/father figure)

beehives/honeycomb
termite hills/damage caused by termites to wood

hahahaha jesus

is this a common thing? are people very carefully tagging all their posts with xxx don't look so that they don't offend one specific person?