Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[GirlKisser420]

The Praetorian Guard of Ancient Rome starting an auction for the position of emperor after murdering emperor Pertinax is one of the events in history best defined as Player Character Mindset

[A Meat]

Does Phoenix Wright charge Larry Butz for his services, or is it all pro-bono

[krytton]

shamanic trip-hop

[Shell Game]

An email with a name in Mormon spelling along with the word "rebel" sure doesn't raise any red flags!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

gig economy be like:

> gainful employment
> gain full employment

You can only choose one.

[Dr. Buttplug]

I'm making fake test yourself at home STI kits that all xome out positive and say go to the doctor if it shows positive on the packaging. Because if you spent $20+ for a kit, just go to the fucking doctor already.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

My new mixtape "The Three Body Problem" coming this summer

[GirlKisser420]

My new mixtape "The Three Body Problem" coming this summer

My new polycule "The Three Body Problem" coming this autumn

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Circumcision Vitae

[chai tea latte]

Boys smoke sativas because they're not used to being able to think. Girls smoke indicas because society doesn't let them feel good. Thanks / Sorry

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

When I die, sink my body in a tar pit along with a sign saying "danger of death, tar pits ahead" so future archaeologists can dig me up put me in a museum for people to laugh at.

[Wrought]

Why do i keep eating fruit by the foot

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Soliciting parasocial relationship. Think I would be good at it

[Shell Game]

Why do i keep eating fruit by the foot

because it's 3 feet of fun?

[A Meat]

Legalist versions of things, like how extremist evangelical christians/ultra-orthodox jews/hardcore islamists have their own versions of things, but tailored for their audience