I have a great cockblocking story of my friend
so we had this friend who was a real like Zac Efron look alike, girls fucking loved him, and he was best friends to my friend
anyway every time my friend tried to hook up with a girl, Zac Efron would come in and swoop them up himself
but it was weird
he would never, ever fuck them
this shit went on for YEARS
so eventually my friend gets pissed off and was like "wtf dude"
so Zac Efron eventually comes out as gay
not only is he gay, he as a new boyfriend, that looks fucking IDENTICAL to my friend
like a fucking doppleganger
it was so fucking hilarious, literally cock blocking my friend because he wanted to fuck him, for years
and eventually just found a gay doppleganger to fuck