This is my favorite episode in quite some time, really wonderful stuff.
I once stole a small package of pepperoni just to see what it felt like to steal something, and by the time I got to the parking lot I felt so nervous and guilty and awful. I wound up going back and leaving slightly more than the dollar amount for the pepperoni just sitting in the aisle where it was present.
Also, this is now how I assume furries amass their confusingly large budget.