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Topic: 196: Made With Mechanically Separated Podcast Parts  (Read 22816 times)

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Is there any way I could get Lemon's "YEEEEEEAH" when ranch was first mentioned?

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CARAMEL CORN GARLIC BEEF

You know, this would actually make a good idea for a charity stream. Have people donate while you actually cook and eat these recipes. You might even keep some of the money for your hospital bills!

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CARAMEL CORN GARLIC BEEF

You know, this would actually make a good idea for a charity stream. Have people donate while you actually cook and eat these recipes. You might even keep some of the money for your hospital bills!
montrith, December 11, 2015, 08:39:40 am

I would be incredibly willing to preprocess these recipes to provide e.g. an actual ingredients list to handle the pointless nonsequitirs -- you know, so when the recipe asks you to pull the cheese or whatever there's a note for shoppers saying that you actually do need cheese.

Obviously you don't refer to the actual ingredients list while doing your mise en place -- you just have a masochist friend collect them and leave the bags somewhere in the kitchen for when it turns out you actually do need them.

I also know how the guy did it and could probably generate more recipes with a few days notice. (neural nets take ages to train)
« Last Edit: December 11, 2015, 09:46:29 am by Zekka »

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Jack Chick sent this to me earlier today: Spam Carbonara

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1 pinch salt-free Mexican or Southwest seasoning

Legally required to specify salt-free or else the recipe would have levels of sodium not fit for human consumption.

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Jack Chick sent this to me earlier today: Spam Carbonara
Lemon, January 21, 2016, 10:51:12 pm

Gott im Himmel.

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The effort put into some of these recipes is baffling.

Like, I get it. I get eating processed convenience food. I love cooking and try to eat healthy but sometimes I get home at eight in the evening, tired and pissy, and I don't want to spend an hour making something nice. But if you're going to actually spend the time at the grocery store buying ingredients and then in front of a stove making food, why wouldn't you buy and make... food? Why spend half an hour making chocolate ranch pepperoni splizzle-splashers when you could make food?
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That fucking Velveeta fudge recipe contains 2.5 kilos of sodium.

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The effort put into some of these recipes is baffling.

Like, I get it. I get eating processed convenience food. I love cooking and try to eat healthy but sometimes I get home at eight in the evening, tired and pissy, and I don't want to spend an hour making something nice. But if you're going to actually spend the time at the grocery store buying ingredients and then in front of a stove making food, why wouldn't you buy and make... food? Why spend half an hour making chocolate ranch pepperoni splizzle-splashers when you could make food?
Bobalay, January 25, 2016, 11:46:26 am

To me, even the fact that people eat this stuff, when they know what went into making it, is astonishing.

I mean, do they? Are we sure that the terrible recipes aren't all one big case of Poe's Law? If I poured 2.5 kilos of salt into a vat with velveeta and chocolate I sure as hell wouldn't put that shit in my mouth afterwards.

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Sorry to be a downer but the velveeta fudge recipe "only" has 52 grams of sodium in it, Acier misread it. If it had 2.5 kilograms of salt then it would literally be lethal, as opposed to just contributing to a lethal lifestyle of sloth and gluttony.

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Sorry to be a downer but the velveeta fudge recipe "only" has 52 grams of sodium in it, Acier misread it. If it had 2.5 kilograms of salt then it would literally be lethal, as opposed to just contributing to a lethal lifestyle of sloth and gluttony.
Bobalay, January 27, 2016, 10:20:14 am

Oh now it's ON.

1: I misspoke.  But I didn't say 2.5 kilos, I said 5,200 grams.
2: 1 is wrong.  It's 5,200 milligrams.
3: You're wrong, too.  newyorkflute.gif.
4: Either way, fuckin' gross.  And still lethal.  Don't eat it.
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Eat it

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So I can't commit suicide by processed cheese food? Fuck that, I don't know why I bothered turning up.

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So I can't commit suicide by processed cheese food? Fuck that, I don't know why I bothered turning up.
moooo566, January 28, 2016, 05:13:56 am

Presumably you can still down in cheez whiz

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So I can't commit suicide by processed cheese food? Fuck that, I don't know why I bothered turning up.
moooo566, January 28, 2016, 05:13:56 am

Presumably you can still down in cheez whiz
A Meat, January 28, 2016, 07:15:26 am

Especially if you inhale when you're spraying it into your mouth. Don't do that.