Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

The government will do anything to stop Uncle Kracker and Uncle Tupelo from teaming up

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

The worst greatest hits album was the libertines one that came out when they had 2 albums and it was literally 3/4's of their discography. Like releasing a head wound city greatest hits album in 2006

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

unironically obsessed with this suez cmonster cock thing. everything about shipping is mindblowing.

[Antivehicular]

Recurring pointless thought: Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" and Natalie Merchant's "Jealousy" are the same song, just with different degrees of passive vs. regular aggression.

[Lemon]

I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.

When you order regular delivery, most people will use only up to 10% of their brain. But what if we ordered Little Ceasars, and used our brain at 100% of its potential?

[chai tea latte]

I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.

I had a pretty shitty roommate once who would eat two little caesars' pizzas a night, take hour-long showers, and who constantly smelled of gasoline. During his hour-long showers, he would always play the same playlist through his bluetooth speaker, at a totally unreasonable volume. This playlist included, among other things, a LIVE version of "Bring Me To Life", as seen in these several youtube clips:

[Lemon]

I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.

I ordered the pretzel crust. It's gross!

[Antivehicular]

Are there any good novelty-crust pizzas? I can't think of any.

[Lemon]

I need to do an MRI to figure out what part of my brain lights up when I think "I wanna get a Little Caesar's pizza!"

Because that's the part of my brain that's into self-harm.

I ordered the pretzel crust. It's gross!

My stomach hurts.

[bubbleuj]

I moved to the states and I just wanna go to a state fair. And also is easier to get an ADHD diagnosis here

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

i hope the boat is stuck forever.

[auaurorau]

stories based on myths or homer's tales or w/e is just fanfic for old people

[A Meat]

someone make a twitter account of extremely passionate praise of obscure bands on youtube comments so I can read it

[Antivehicular]

Working from home is making me uncomfortably aware of how often I say stupid shit to myself out loud. Am I becoming a troglodyte, or was I always a troglodyte and now I can just express myself better? Mysteries.