Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Cheapskate]

some days i worry about the day i finally find myself seated in someone's home and notice they are sipping from a mug that says "covfefe".

Easy to avoid provided you keep turning down lunch invitations from Keith Olbermann.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

so many people cruisin' for a bruisin' meanwhile i'm out here joustin' for a proustin' (i'm sorry but i am on a roll here)

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

yeah, well, your MUM is IP67 rated

[Lemon]

All I have in this world is this Scarface shirt that I wear every day and this different Scarface shirt that I use as a cum towel.

[A Meat]

Politics 2: the sequel to politics

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

All I have in this world is this Scarface shirt that I wear every day and this different Scarface shirt that I use as a cum towel.

Well tell your little friend I said hello.

[Salubrious Rex]

Found-familycest

[A Meat]

if she gives you her number and you automatically think you've got a date, you might be an excel spreadsheet

[Salubrious Rex]

My crow wave

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Baby sensory deprivation videos

[A Meat]

In the metaphor of a "cream pie", is the vagina the pie crust or is the person as a whole the pie crust? Basically my assertion is that clothes are the pie tin

[krytton]

stephen king doesnt have an AD because he prefers to be horny on maine

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

(standing in front of the shittiest art you've ever seen) yeah for this one I tried to delete any sense of two dimensionality, kind of like what Picasso was trying to achieve in the visual medium of uh, the thing where (i take a long drag off my cigarillo) cougH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

[VaMpIrESoFtWaRe]

One man’s junk is one man’s junk.

[krytton]

[drake no.jpg] shaming your own kinks
[drake yes.jpg] kinking your own shame