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Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Lemon on January 03, 2017, 01:37:42 pm
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Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Yavuz on January 03, 2017, 03:34:11 pm
When I saw the title, I thought it was going to be another adult baby episode.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Neal on January 03, 2017, 05:17:24 pm
Wawa is just a gas station, but I keep running into people (particularly from eastern PA) who are cultishly obsessed with it.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 03, 2017, 05:32:30 pm
Wow, that bagel lady needs serious help. That is a serious eating disorder.


I'm glad Squiddy is on more often. Courtney Stodden references are a treat.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Cheapskate on January 03, 2017, 05:59:40 pm
Sadly, there isn't a Wawa in Walla Walla.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on January 03, 2017, 06:01:29 pm
Wawa is just a gas station, but I keep running into people (particularly from eastern PA) who are cultishly obsessed with it.
Neal, January 03, 2017, 05:17:24 pm

Having gone to college in eastern PA I never been to one. There was a Sheetz though, which I enjoyed greatly.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Positronic on January 03, 2017, 06:04:14 pm
FUN FACT: When the Pope came to Philly, the mayor promised him a free Wawa hoagie (http://www.thedp.com/article/2015/09/mayor-nutter-pope-wawa-hoagie). I was actually a little hesitant to add Wawa complaints to the doc since it was a regional thing, but since the name was so much fun I thought it'd be worth it.

(Also aww, thank you so much for the art compliment!)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Standplaats Kraków on January 03, 2017, 06:07:27 pm
While there's no Wawa in Walla Walla, I do seem to remember they have a very expensive taste in hats over there.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Bavarian Bovine on January 03, 2017, 06:36:32 pm
A+ Houston accent, Boots. Muy bueno.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 03, 2017, 07:15:18 pm
I KNEW I drove through a town called Wawa.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa,_Ontario (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wawa,_Ontario)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Cheapskate on January 03, 2017, 08:40:59 pm
Sadly, there isn't a Wawa in Walla Walla.
Cheapskate, January 03, 2017, 05:59:40 pm

I hate to piggyback on my own joke, but:

Walla Walla, Wawa, Sis Boom Bah! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up8kcyLOfzM)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on January 03, 2017, 09:03:15 pm
"As I put my baggel out for dinner and placed it on the scale--"

CRAZY AUNT MARCIE, GET OUTTA MY PODCASTS
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 03, 2017, 09:19:39 pm
So how many other podcast formats have you guys joked about over the years? There was the CrunchCast from F Plus Live 5, the Monopoly Podcast from 237, that one about complaining about old cartoons from another episode that escapes me...
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SirSlarty on January 03, 2017, 09:20:59 pm
I saw the title and I immediately thought about the gas station.
I live in Eastern PA and I can confirm there are people here freaking obsessed with Wawa.

And its competition gas station with a similarly hilariously fun name to say, Sheetz.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Boots Raingear on January 03, 2017, 09:23:30 pm
So how many other podcast formats have you guys joked about over the years? There was the CrunchCast from F Plus Live 5, the Monopoly Podcast from 237, that one about complaining about old cartoons from another episode that escapes me...
Professional Sherman Tank Technician, January 03, 2017, 09:19:39 pm

It may have not ever been mentioned on the podcast, but there's the CrustCast, which is Lemon, Jack Chick, Bumpgrrl, and me discussing the insufficient amount of crostini that you typically get on a charcuterie board in restaurants.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 04, 2017, 12:58:13 am
So how many other podcast formats have you guys joked about over the years? There was the CrunchCast from F Plus Live 5, the Monopoly Podcast from 237, that one about complaining about old cartoons from another episode that escapes me...
Professional Sherman Tank Technician, January 03, 2017, 09:19:39 pm

It may have not ever been mentioned on the podcast, but there's the CrustCast, which is Lemon, Jack Chick, Bumpgrrl, and me discussing the insufficient amount of crostini that you typically get on a charcuterie board in restaurants.
Boots Raingear, January 03, 2017, 09:23:30 pm

Is there a spinoff about bruschetta?
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SleepySnake on January 04, 2017, 07:25:46 am
The lady with the thieving kid should be thankful the store only made him call his mom for shoplifting instead of scaring him with the local sheriff like we do to the kids at my job. Most companies are scared the shoplifter will get physical with the employee or vice versa, so they're supposed to go get their manager and just let them handle it. They can't just scold them.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: JILLVALENTINE on January 04, 2017, 08:21:55 am
Sad we didn't get to hear any New Jersey Wawa stories. New Jersey Wawa is like Pennsylvania Wawa's red neck cousin. Most of the illegal stuff I've seen in my life has happened in or in the parking lot of a New Jersey Wawa.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SuperTrainStationH on January 04, 2017, 03:29:24 pm
The Hershey's chocolate/Citibank guy has a point, and point, any additional federal money that could find its way to the Steamtown train Museum in Scranton is a noble cause.

I just dont get the Mexican air/hershey kisses/the Olymlics conspiracy angle.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 04, 2017, 04:08:14 pm
I liked Stoddenfruede, that was incredible.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on January 05, 2017, 02:25:17 am
As a Brit who only gets American candy from his uncle in Rhode island, what's the deal with the Hershey's kisses thing? Is that guy just racist and doesn't like Mexico or am I just not woke enough?
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Knitting Machine on January 05, 2017, 06:44:50 am
Sad we didn't get to hear any New Jersey Wawa stories. New Jersey Wawa is like Pennsylvania Wawa's red neck cousin. Most of the illegal stuff I've seen in my life has happened in or in the parking lot of a New Jersey Wawa.
Chestrockwell, January 04, 2017, 08:21:55 am

As a Jersian I can confirm.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on January 05, 2017, 07:05:17 am
It probably wasn't what he was talking about, but having lived in Hershey during a summer if it was going to rain or cloudy the air did smell better. The chocolate smell would get trapped by the clouds and it was noticeable. 
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SirSlarty on January 05, 2017, 10:37:07 am
My grandma used to call Hershey's kisses "nigger tits".

Take that for what you will.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Patterns on January 05, 2017, 01:39:18 pm
That Simon and Garfunkel intro track though
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: duz on January 05, 2017, 02:40:10 pm
Sad we didn't get to hear any New Jersey Wawa stories. New Jersey Wawa is like Pennsylvania Wawa's red neck cousin. Most of the illegal stuff I've seen in my life has happened in or in the parking lot of a New Jersey Wawa.
Chestrockwell, January 04, 2017, 08:21:55 am

Yeah, but that could just be you constantly seeing people pump their own gas.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Cheapskate on January 05, 2017, 03:23:24 pm
I have just been informed that the chairman of the Wawa board of directors is Dick Wood. (http://www.csnews.com/industry-news-and-trends/suppliers-wholesalers/dick-wood-wawa-inc)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: NutshellGulag on January 05, 2017, 06:20:05 pm
My grandma used to call Hershey's kisses "nigger tits".

Take that for what you will.
sirslarty, January 05, 2017, 10:37:07 am

I think it means your grandma is racist.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Positronic on January 05, 2017, 06:27:39 pm
I think the whole Hershey thing is referring to some American plants being shut down and one being opened up in Mexico (http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/hersheys.asp). Which caused people to think that they were closing every single factory in the states and filling the new candy with polluted Mexico air...?
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SirSlarty on January 05, 2017, 07:20:19 pm
My grandma used to call Hershey's kisses "nigger tits".

Take that for what you will.
sirslarty, January 05, 2017, 10:37:07 am

I think it means your grandma is racist.
NutshellGulag, January 05, 2017, 06:20:05 pm

Whoa whoa whoa let's not jump to conclusions.

She was also Polish.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Blandest on January 06, 2017, 01:19:23 am
My grandma used to call Hershey's kisses "nigger tits".

Take that for what you will.
sirslarty, January 05, 2017, 10:37:07 am

I think it means your grandma is racist.
NutshellGulag, January 05, 2017, 06:20:05 pm

Whoa whoa whoa let's not jump to conclusions.

She was also Polish.
sirslarty, January 05, 2017, 07:20:19 pm

My grandmother once asked me if my Iranian friend had lots of siblings because "they have lots of kids over there so they have more people for suicide bombings". My brother is now marrying an Iranian girl, we no longer talk to my grandmother.
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Chaymie on January 07, 2017, 10:01:53 pm
I had to check the thread to make sure I wasn't late to the "Patti Smith reviews Christians Mingle joke,"  but I guess I was the only one who thought Squiddy was, at any second, going to break into:

When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by
horses, horses, horses, horses
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 02, 2017, 03:13:42 pm
Wots of people wuv Wawa. (http://mashable.com/2016/03/09/the-cult-of-wawa/)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: SirSlarty on August 13, 2019, 10:23:40 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/tspKOf5.jpg?1)
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Adam Bozarth on August 14, 2019, 01:11:37 am
(https://i.imgur.com/tspKOf5.jpg?1)
SirSlarty, August 13, 2019, 10:23:40 pm
whoop whoop wawa
Title: 238: We Wuv Wawa
Post by: Mix on March 18, 2021, 04:49:35 pm
https://twitter.com/eatingedibles/status/1372568937666330628?s=20