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Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Shell Game on August 14, 2020, 10:43:13 am: (https://www.fg-a.com/under-construction/2019-come-back-soon.jpg) (https://thefmin.us/ceci-nest-pas-un-drill/)
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: positive stress on August 14, 2020, 11:33:16 am: Okay! Just let us know when the episode is finished 🙂
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Mix on August 14, 2020, 12:25:34 pm: (https://i.imgur.com/fzPA1sm.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/FSmP6ap.png)
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Secret Gaygent 69 on August 14, 2020, 01:39:14 pm: I got and liked the diggle joke.

(https://giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_small/12/123976/1794452-diggle_art.jpg)
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Great Joe on August 14, 2020, 03:00:41 pm: Wow, this podcast really is piercing the heavens*.

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Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Shell Game on August 14, 2020, 03:08:20 pm: Wow, this podcast really is piercing the heavens*.

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Great Joe, August 14, 2020, 03:00:41 pm
Yup! Not that it's anything special. We absolutely won't have anything different from normal to commemorate the occasion. No sir.
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: surrey on August 14, 2020, 08:33:02 pm: It's fucked up how a mining drill is one of the largest things I can think of that's just pretty much a dick, but she has to imagine special pistons and shit for Henry to drill her.
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Mix on August 15, 2020, 12:18:52 am: also, so you dont have to go digging, here's what the dragon looks like:

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/79c097bceff5be082ec6e222e7e4b53d/tumblr_obdcjjCXk91rq8oq1o1_400.jpg)
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Antivehicular on August 15, 2020, 03:16:33 am: Holy shit, that blog layout is goddamn hideous even by Tumblr standards. I'm authentically impressed.

P.S. you're thinking of Juneau on the Alaskan panhandle; Anchorage is south-central
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Shell Game on August 15, 2020, 04:32:08 am: Holy shit, that blog layout is goddamn hideous even by Tumblr standards. I'm authentically impressed.

P.S. you're thinking of Juneau on the Alaskan panhandle; Anchorage is south-central
Antivehicular, August 15, 2020, 03:16:33 am
yeah i realized that not long afterwards but determined it didn't matter too much and also I'm pretty sure everyone else in the recording is worse at geography than I am so it wasn't going to impact anything.

Edit: that sounds bad... look, at bare minimum dij and i have been in conversations where he's said geography was his worst subject.
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Antivehicular on August 15, 2020, 06:59:04 pm: This episode left me with so many questions. What is this person's relationship matrix with humans and machines at any given time? How the hell did she end up engaged to a human in the first place? Is Henry actually a single piece of equipment, or did the blogger decide any drill of the same model in her radius was Henry now? Is it ethical to pursue a construction career mostly because you want to bang heavy machinery? So many questions.
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Mix on August 15, 2020, 08:03:41 pm: and that's not even taking into consideration that between the time the doc was made/recorded and now she apparently came out and now is looking for a gf (while still having a boyfriend and also wanting to fuck...mostly trucks these days, it feels like, based on her tumblr posts recently)

which i mean, good for her on the first part, solidarity and all that

but the idea of a polycule where one of the members is a vehicle/piece of construction equipment is. a mental image that will never leave me now that i've thought about it for more than five seconds
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Antivehicular on August 15, 2020, 08:25:22 pm: and that's not even taking into consideration that between the time the doc was made/recorded and now she apparently came out and now is looking for a gf (while still having a boyfriend and also wanting to fuck...mostly trucks these days, it feels like, based on her tumblr posts recently)

which i mean, good for her on the first part, solidarity and all that

but the idea of a polycule where one of the members is a vehicle/piece of construction equipment is. a mental image that will never leave me now that i've thought about it for more than five seconds
Mix, August 15, 2020, 08:03:41 pm

Yeah, I wasn't sure whether to comment on that, because obviously she has the right to identify however she feels like and mazel tov to her, but the "I'm gay! I need a GF!!" posts have a weird manic tone to them. I kind of get the vibe that she sort of erotically fixates on anything that strikes her as neat even for a moment, like how six-year-olds decide what they want to be when they grow up based on whatever movie they saw last.

Ways this woman is also like a six-year-old: if you don't know what to buy for a birthday present, just get a Tonka truck, it'll be a big hit
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: chai tea latte on August 15, 2020, 09:27:34 pm: Geography is a bourgeois and fake science. Places aren't real
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2020, 02:39:31 am: Geography is a bourgeois and fake science. Places aren't real
chai tea latte, August 15, 2020, 09:27:34 pm
cool. So we can cross your border again right?
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: chai tea latte on August 16, 2020, 07:38:03 am: Geography is a bourgeois and fake science. Places aren't real
chai tea latte, August 15, 2020, 09:27:34 pm
cool. So we can cross your border again right?
Shell Game, August 16, 2020, 02:39:31 am
no
Title: Episode 99 - Ceci n'est pas un drill
Post by: blunge on August 22, 2020, 02:27:05 am: After that ep I couldn't get this dumb doggerel out of my head to the tune of a certain Wiggles song (https://youtu.be/FMlgQFt-ENw?t=45):

Drill your bf called Henry
Drill your bf called Henry
Drill your bf like
Zzzt zzt
Zzt zzt zzt
Drill your bff called Henry

Sorry, you heard it, you can't unhear it!