Little women: Florence Pugh can do no wrong! What a queen! Her Amy March was so good! Saoirse + Timothee are excellent on screen together just like in lady bird and boy howdy Greta Gerwig's films just really do it for me. Her adaptation of the story is a joy. I expect that reddit type people rather hated this one! 4 stars
1917: dope dope dope. Boys being boys. It's gonna win best picture because the blocking and cinematography is just splendid. I go absolutely ape shit for war movies about a fat hungry guy and a skinny older guy, and if you love that you'll be delighted with this movie's fat guy and skinny guy. The skinny guy (George MacKay) has a distinctive face and I hope I recognize him in more movies because he was really good here. A lot of distinctive faces actually. Good stuff. Has some really spectacular shots, and the constant motion of the film works to great effect. 4.5 stars
Star wars 9: jj Abrams is a hack who was terrified by the reddit type stars wars fans hating star wars 8, perhaps the only good star wars this trilogy. 8 was dope and 9 feels like an insult. I had to watch it, 'for me', but I came away profoundly disappointed and bitter. All of the writing and nostalgia in this was pathetic - jj rolled on his back for the fans and displayed his soft purring belly and pissed on star wars while he did it, purely out of a personal desire to avoid hate mail. Two stars because I think Kylo Ren is hot.