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Topic: Stumbling across old F+ subjects in my daily life  (Read 133096 times)

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After looking around ballpit I have found this is where my latest tale goes.

I just got home from LA a few hours ago.  I went to take my mom and sister out to dinner for my mom's birthday.  Over dinner my wife's well being came up (anxiety/depression) and my sister started to go on a crystal rant.  I decided to pay it no mind since she is in her early 20s, may have allegedly used pot, and is that weird crossroads of christian/music student.
I did however say, at least you aren't trying to preach orgonite. 

Strap in

Dinner then became a discussion as to why she thinks the greys may be behind the chemtrails.  The orgonite and the crystals don't just help with the healing, they are part of the protection plan against the chemtrails and high frequency electro magnetic waves.  The greys and the shapeshifters were working in collusion and there was no way of knowing how deep their reach really goes. There was more, but I think that summary illustrates my point.

My little sister is an F+ subject...

My sister doesn't have severe mental health issues.  She isn't dumb as a rock.  What she is though is somebody that got into religion early in life to seek solace with problems of not fitting in, and then later in life started dating an actual nice, respectful, older guy that I didn't want to punch in the throat.  He was a nice kid.  He was also a music student and had worked in production.  They worked really well together and motivated each other for a while. He had MAJOR mental problems though.  They ended up in a codependent relationship for years where she postponed her school/career plans to try and assist in his mental health and overall well being.  She ended up catching a bit of his crazy.   Probably more than just a bit.  After they broke up, some of this stuff just stuck I guess.  It sounds like any other stoned rant I've heard from people talking about the illuminati, album covers, etc.  She may have just thought that was what people think when they are woke (gag).

 I may be a glorified workout caddy, but I know at least a thimble full of science.  I then started to refute her nonsense. In order to show her how nuts she sounded, I showed her and my mom the video of the lady spraying vinegar at the "chemtrails" suggested in the Infowars episode.  She ending up laughing and not taking any offense to any of my hare brained logic.  Later when I was leaving my mom thanked me for trying to straighten her out a bit.  She was tired of hearing this crap but didn't know how to go about ceasing the horror.

Long ass day.  Made it back to San Diego and had to share this while it was still semi fresh in my head.



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I sorta dipped my toes in crazy at that age, but never went full chemtrails crazy. I did have a friend that would spend most of hey paycheck on crystals and would do everything the Earth Goddess told her to do in get dreams. Which apparently was why she tried to sleep with my then boyfriend.

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There's a girl in one of my classes who's brought in Fred™ water twice. I've never seen them in local stores so I have no clue where she gets them.

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There's a student at the school I work at who claims she is a multiple system, and has to be watched at all times now, because she threatened a student's life while "the other personality" fronted.

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When relistening to the Offbeat Brides episode, I was caught by one of the grooms being a 'GIS mapping wizard' named Garret. Because I now work in GIS, and just after I joined, a man named Garret left. I never met him, but what I've heard about him seemed to suggest he may be the type to describe himself as a 'mapping wizard'.

Mercifully he was Australian and the one in the Offbeat Brides episode was from Portland, so it wasn't him. But I'm pretty sure I did see that Garrett posting on a GIS discussion board.

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Don't know if this counts but last night at my fossil club meeting a retired forensic anthropologist with no prompting at all cornered me to tell me alllll about how one of the victims of the 1980 Mt. St. Helens eruption died despite my attempts to exit the conversation

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I really did not need to know that

Maybe he was in the spectrum but my attempts at 'oh HEY how about them fossil crabs?!!' weren't exactly subtle

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If you mean the spectrum of "old man who loves telling stories to gross stories to yuck people out on purpose", then yes. That's my kind of spectrum. I'm working my way up there right now.

Hey, did you know the victims of Vesuvius look like they're frozen in place because the heat wave was so strong their muscles contracted and paralyzed them, leaving them to burn to- oh where did I leave my glasses.
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So I learned today that there's a person in the other group of my mechanics program that is a furry Nazi. A few of the people I know in the other group who share class with him said he always wears a dog collar. Had a quick look at his Facebook page, and it was awash with furry stuff. One of the things he follows on Facebook is called the Furred Reich. I saw him later today, and yup as clear as day there was the dog collar. It's funny I've never noticed it before, but then again I've never really interacted with him. Not too sure if he's going to have a long career in aircraft maintenance.

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I have heard someone talk in a way that was uncomfortably reminiscent of the cuddle party episode.

ETA: I've also mentioned the smelly brony white supremacist PhD student to some people on here, but not to the entire forum, I think. He is a terrible fucking person who is the stalking assistant for a domestic abuser. The worst part of last semester was having him in the same class (the class was good, otherwise). For our last class, we met at a restaurant and he ranted about how Anita Sarkeesian is the worst person in the world and how Vice News sucks for disrespecting his white supremacist pals. I wanted to throw my fucking drink at him so bad.
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I have heard someone talk in a way that was uncomfortably reminiscent of the cuddle party episode.

ETA: I've also mentioned the smelly brony white supremacist PhD student to some people on here, but not to the entire forum, I think. He is a terrible fucking person who is the stalking assistant for a domestic abuser. The worst part of last semester was having him in the same class (the class was good, otherwise). For our last class, we met at a restaurant and he ranted about how Anita Sarkeesian is the worst person in the world and how Vice News sucks for disrespecting his white supremacist pals. I wanted to throw my fucking drink at him so bad.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 14, 2017, 01:03:52 am
You can always buy another drink.
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I have heard someone talk in a way that was uncomfortably reminiscent of the cuddle party episode.

ETA: I've also mentioned the smelly brony white supremacist PhD student to some people on here, but not to the entire forum, I think. He is a terrible fucking person who is the stalking assistant for a domestic abuser. The worst part of last semester was having him in the same class (the class was good, otherwise). For our last class, we met at a restaurant and he ranted about how Anita Sarkeesian is the worst person in the world and how Vice News sucks for disrespecting his white supremacist pals. I wanted to throw my fucking drink at him so bad.
Yavuz Sultan Selim, January 14, 2017, 01:03:52 am
You can always buy another drink.
A Titty's Feelies, January 14, 2017, 02:30:34 am

I definitely should have, given that the professor was paying.

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A co-worker that I've mentioned in this thread before was so excited about the Nintendo Switch event that he stayed up all night and started messaging co-workers about it at 6:30 AM. He is 37 and the most recent console he owns is a PS2, so I doubt he'll even buy one. I also think there's a chance that he might be a pay pig or at least an unintentional one.

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I'm lucky that my life is boring, but a recent article on the BBC website about people watching porn in public reminded me of the time when I was sitting next to a guy who was writing erotic Kingdom Hearts fanfiction

I went to the college library to print off a lab report, and since I had time to kill before class, I decided to just browse the internet. 5 minutes later, a nerdy chap takes a seat at the computer next to me and I can see him in the corner of my eye open up a word document and start typing. Now, the library computers were set up within a wavey wall in such a way so that two computers would be side by side, and two people using them could easily see what was on the other screen. I quickly glanced to see what this guy was woking on. A psychology report? An english essay?

Nope. Dude was writing a story where a teenage chick was getting spit-roasted by her two friends. A poorly written one.

At that point I casually logged out the computer, gathered my stuff and managed to get outside before I started laughing and texting my friend about it. There's a time and a place, dude.
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One of my friends receives regular messages in google-translated languages from a post-op transexual who formerly went to primary school with him. This guy managed to get a restraining order at the ripe old age of 12 from stalking some girl and waiting outside her door for hours.

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My TV provider is called "Yes" and earlier I turned on the TV and ran into this message:

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