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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm

Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Lemon on March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm
Some exciting shit is gonna launch soon.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on March 26, 2015, 04:53:17 pm
Some exciting shit is gonna launch soon.
Lemon, March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm

eww
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 26, 2015, 04:56:57 pm
[freakout]
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Post by: Dole on March 26, 2015, 05:13:36 pm
[coolspot]
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 26, 2015, 06:03:13 pm
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Lemon on March 26, 2015, 07:05:27 pm
If all goes according to plan,  April  4th.
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Post by: KingKalamari on March 26, 2015, 08:35:11 pm
Is it John Romero?

...Is he going to make me his bitch?
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Neal on March 26, 2015, 09:09:35 pm
Some exciting shit is gonna launch soon.
Lemon, March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm

If you're referring to Poop Catapult (https://www.youtube.com/Sv34bye6xxI), it's not that exciting.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Puppy Time on March 27, 2015, 12:03:15 am
I'm hypn.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 27, 2015, 05:52:20 am
I'm really excited for f plus tv's 24 hour broadcasting schedule.
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Post by: goombapolice on March 27, 2015, 05:56:03 am
GETTING HYPED
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Post by: crow on March 27, 2015, 08:36:00 am
ballp.it is going to be deleted, isn't it
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Post by: memorylikeasieve on March 27, 2015, 09:08:42 am
nooooo, I just got here!
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Post by: goombapolice on March 27, 2015, 09:37:52 am
Ballp.it subscription price increases $90 get hype
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Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2015, 09:54:16 am
Flattr now a requirement for downloading episodes.
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Post by: Lemon on March 27, 2015, 10:07:39 am
These are terrific ideas, keep 'em coming.
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Post by: positive stress on March 27, 2015, 11:31:09 am
F Plus kickstarter, $1 million so the ridiculists can quit their jobs
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Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on March 27, 2015, 12:12:02 pm
The new page is poop.computer
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Post by: A Meat on March 27, 2015, 01:26:27 pm
An offbeatr for the Large Hardon Collider
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on March 27, 2015, 03:29:06 pm
The F Plus has bought an ironing board that you fuck and is debuting it on their world tour.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 27, 2015, 04:23:40 pm
F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: crow on March 27, 2015, 04:52:46 pm
F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.
EYE OF ZA, March 27, 2015, 04:23:40 pm

Taco in a bag is a thing in Mexico now, but using Tostitos chips.  It's called a preparada.

I knew what she meant about small-town-ness. There was a concession stand cut into one grimy wall, out of which two young women sold drinks and chips. The venders called their specialty a preparada. It was a bag of Tostitos that they slit open lengthwise, and filled with avocado, onion, tomato, cheese, and a big splash of sweet-and-sour sauce. They stuck a plastic spoon in the top.
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Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Caroline on March 27, 2015, 04:57:24 pm
Is it an F Plus edition of Survivor? Because I would watch that.
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Post by: Ambious on March 27, 2015, 05:59:07 pm
I'd pay to see a game show with the ridiculists reading shit and whoever stays in character the longest without breaking or laughing wins.
Then again, that would be a short-ass game.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Caroline on March 27, 2015, 06:05:46 pm
Is it an F Plus edition of Survivor? Because I would watch that.
Caroline, March 27, 2015, 04:57:24 pm

Would that be Survivor with the Ridiculists as the players, or would the subjects of past episodes be the players? Like, here's Team Asexuals, Team Magik, Team Fat Activists, Team Otherkin, etc etc.
My money would be on Team Magik.
Mique, March 27, 2015, 05:37:37 pm

I was thinking the latter, but actually I'd be fine with either. And my money's on Team Squat-Crackers.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on March 27, 2015, 06:20:28 pm
F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.
EYE OF ZA, March 27, 2015, 04:23:40 pm

Maybe Isfahan could open The Mealitary!
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Post by: Neal on March 27, 2015, 06:22:30 pm
F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.
EYE OF ZA, March 27, 2015, 04:23:40 pm

I feel like there's an alternate Earth out there where instead of KFC/Taco Bell hybrids, they have Well-Known Food Place/Blendy's hybrids.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 27, 2015, 07:19:23 pm
Maybe it's something to do with the podcast concept where you keep going until you make the best joke, then the episode ends.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on March 27, 2015, 08:21:43 pm
We're launching Project Going Native, where each reader has to assimilate into a different online subculture for 6 months. The listeners can call in and vote on who ends up in what community!
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Neal on March 27, 2015, 10:25:11 pm
I vote for portaxx to infiltrate the subcommunity of finance professionals with a fetish for acrylic fabrics who want to be amputee Pokemon in their next reincarnation.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 28, 2015, 12:02:41 am
F Plustopia, an enclave in the heart of Namibia, where the ridiculist need not fear the oppressive fist of Lemon or sometimes Boots
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Post by: Puppy Time on March 28, 2015, 12:08:35 am
The F is for Fedcom!
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Post by: Ambious on March 28, 2015, 12:19:21 am
We're launching Project Going Native, where each reader has to assimilate into a different online subculture for 6 months. The listeners can call in and vote on who ends up in what community!
portaxx, March 27, 2015, 08:21:43 pm
For shits and giggles, each reader should infiltrate the community that infuriated them the most. I wanna see Lemon go apeshit on some aces.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on March 28, 2015, 02:46:59 am
Some exciting shit is gonna launch soon.
Lemon, March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm

eww
portaxx, March 26, 2015, 04:53:17 pm

Just want to return to this to ask why no one made the obvious "scatapult" joke. Shame,
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Neal on March 28, 2015, 12:31:01 pm
Some exciting shit is gonna launch soon.
Lemon, March 26, 2015, 04:42:25 pm

eww
portaxx, March 26, 2015, 04:53:17 pm

Just want to return to this to ask why no one made the obvious "scatapult" joke. Shame,
FattyBoBatty, March 28, 2015, 02:46:59 am

You mean, besides me, in reply #8?
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on March 28, 2015, 01:21:00 pm
This is why I shouldn't ballp.it drunk.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Lemon on March 28, 2015, 03:36:13 pm
This site still works sober?
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Neal on March 28, 2015, 04:24:04 pm
This site still works sober?
Lemon, March 28, 2015, 03:36:13 pm

If you're sober, this site is just the Hampster Dance.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on March 28, 2015, 05:05:00 pm
Or an iPhone/Android version of the F Plus bingo card.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on March 28, 2015, 05:15:43 pm
Are we going to be recording live from the island nation of malitora so as to avid the FCC?
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Lemon on March 28, 2015, 06:26:04 pm
Or an iPhone/Android version of the F Plus bingo card.
WhiteBoyShuffle, March 28, 2015, 05:05:00 pm

Hm,  that's not a bad idea.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Ike on March 28, 2015, 06:57:20 pm
Or an iPhone/Android version of the F Plus bingo card.
WhiteBoyShuffle, March 28, 2015, 05:05:00 pm

Hm,  that's not a bad idea.
Lemon, March 28, 2015, 06:26:04 pm

If you get a Bingo it ramps your phone's volume up to max and rips a huge fart. There should be several variations of the fart to keep it interesting.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Neal on March 28, 2015, 10:33:10 pm
Or an iPhone/Android version of the F Plus bingo card.
WhiteBoyShuffle, March 28, 2015, 05:05:00 pm

Hm,  that's not a bad idea.
Lemon, March 28, 2015, 06:26:04 pm

If you get a Bingo it ramps your phone's volume up to max and rips a huge fart. There should be several variations of the fart to keep it interesting.
Ike, March 28, 2015, 06:57:20 pm

It would be better if it played one of Kumquatxop or STOG's more energetic readings at max volume.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: Slayer of Yaks on March 29, 2015, 12:56:29 am
I hope it's Wrongest Words updates. Is it Wrongest Words updates? I hope so.
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Post by: Lemon on March 29, 2015, 10:48:16 am

Yeah, okay. It's The Wrongest Words.

I just had a whole bunch of people over last night and we played it, and it was incredibly fun. I am super fucking excited for a public release.
Title: Get hyped.
Post by: TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan on March 29, 2015, 11:41:40 am
[freakout] I can't wait to try it out [freakout]
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Post by: Ike on March 29, 2015, 01:28:32 pm
I like the blurry spoilers
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Post by: Old_Zircon on April 03, 2015, 08:16:25 pm
I was hoping you were finally going to upgrade your recording equipment, because these Brilliant Pebbles really reveal just how poor the fidelity is right now.
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Post by: Ambious on April 04, 2015, 02:50:13 pm

Yeah, okay. It's The Wrongest Words.

I just had a whole bunch of people over last night and we played it, and it was incredibly fun. I am super fucking excited for a public release.

Lemon, March 29, 2015, 10:48:16 am

What's that?
Help a noob out!
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Post by: Neal on April 09, 2015, 09:47:09 am
An offbeatr for the Large Hardon Collider
A Meat, March 27, 2015, 01:26:27 pm

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
LOOK AT THIS (http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/bbc-accidentally-calls-the-large-hadron-collider-a-hardon-collider/story-fnjwlcze-1227295083545)