I really just can't get over how creepy the "carer" blogs are. Age regression as a coping mechanism seems pretty unhealthy, and obviously the stutter-typing and the low-level obsession with being the cutesiest fake child imaginable are off-putting, but there's just something really uncomfortable to me about these people setting up open-submission blogs offering unconditional instant emotional intimacy with any Tumblr rando, often while roleplaying as Tumblr-popular cartoon maternal figures. Maybe they're just dumb kids trying to be helpful and/or be popular, but "accept me as a parental figure, vulnerable people! I will love and protect you!" seems rife with potential for exploitation, and there's no way this can possibly end well.