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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 488971 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #225
I thought you were talking about the guy who was really into monster cock for a second, and was confused because he wanted less butt smut.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #226
"I tried to forgive her but i'm not a jesus"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #227
I actually thought of another quote that I really love. It was during the butt ghost episode.

Lou: "You can have sex with a ghost, a demon, twinflame, another astral playmate, or go on the down low with a low-vibrational entity."

Boots: "A tuba."

It didn't even get a response out of the others, but that line gets me every time.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #228
I don't even remember what the episode was, but one of the readers asked something like "Is it really sexy to use way more words then you have to?" To which Portaxx (in dumb-girl voice) responded:

"Yeah, that's why I fucked that guy from Penny Arcade!"

Perfect.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #229
I don't even remember what the episode was, but one of the readers asked something like "Is it really sexy to use way more words then you have to?" To which Portaxx (in dumb-girl voice) responded:

"Yeah, that's why I fucked that guy from Penny Arcade!"

Perfect.
Nikaer Drekin, April 30, 2015, 11:25:00 am

Friend Zone episode. #114

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F Plus Quotes Thread #230
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GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS METAL GEAR

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F Plus Quotes Thread #231
"I tried to forgive her but i'm not a jesus"
Smoking Crow, April 30, 2015, 09:41:49 am
I love this line so much. I also love that he couldn't remember how to spell "pieces" but knew that it almost rhymed with "jesus", so he came up with "pesus."

"Get your head out of your ass and stick it right in the menstrual cycle, motherfuckers."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #232
Which episode was it where Kumquat reads about the Trojan War, eloquently telling us how, "The Greeks poured out of the butthole and killed everyone"?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #233
Which episode was it where Kumquat reads about the Trojan War, eloquently telling us how, "The Greeks poured out of the butthole and killed everyone"?
Nyarai, May 02, 2015, 01:38:04 am

Basil Marceux, baby! I should listen to that one again...

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F Plus Quotes Thread #234
We have to stay on point because we're brewmasters

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F Plus Quotes Thread #235
… and timing.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #236
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F Plus Quotes Thread #237
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Glitterbomber, May 03, 2015, 07:25:29 pm

Where does that come from? It seems so familiar.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #238
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Glitterbomber, May 03, 2015, 07:25:29 pm

Where does that come from? It seems so familiar.
goombapolice, May 03, 2015, 09:50:19 pm

I know it's in Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls (http://thefpl.us/episode/145), if not other episodes.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #239
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Glitterbomber, May 03, 2015, 07:25:29 pm

Where does that come from? It seems so familiar.
goombapolice, May 03, 2015, 09:50:19 pm

I know it's in Elon Musk Won't Return My Calls (http://thefpl.us/episode/145), if not other episodes.
Deep 13, May 06, 2015, 10:04:45 am

http://thefpl.us/find/tag:the%20tommy%20d%20commy%20d