F Plus Quotes Thread

[Yavuz]

"John Toast"*: I hate science. I live in a cave, and I think the sun needs to be blown up.

*Thanks, STOG.

[Shigan]

Acier: "Yeah, I was disappointed by her game over. Then I was hoping for a post-game ending with her... and I was disappointed again!" Much like the rest of my life.
Lemon: Then mom burned the mac and cheese, and I was disappointed again!

Edit: And later in the same episode:

Acier: "It's true that it's idiot. And no logic."

[Nickel_Nips]

"This post should've opened with "Your Honor....'"

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

"Ted Cruz for president"
-Lemon

[Sherman Tank]

"Wait, wait, so you're saying women have... boundaries?"

[Sherman Tank]

"I'm so respectful of Flappy Bird on my iPhone too."

[TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan]

"That's right, I said Bela Legosi's jizz"

Anyone know what episode that was from? Can't quite recall for the life of me.

[Digital Walnut]

"I'm so respectful of Flappy Bird on my iPhone too."

"Huh. Another joke from another universe. Thanks, STOG."

[Gyro]

THE monster cock OPERA SCENE!

[Sherman Tank]

"Why can't the stepmoms have my stepmom's name? And keep on their stepmom uniform!"

[Yavuz]

John Toast: Nazis are everywhere. Stickin' my dick in another one now.

[Sherman Tank]

I'M BALLS DEEP IN A MY PET MONSTER™!

[Nikaer Drekin]

"The Tale of the Sword and the Elf and the Dragon and the Shield and the Dildo and the Goblin and the Other Dragon and the GOLDEN CLIT."
-Sir Bunnybread

[Sherman Tank]

Makes a load of cum donkey sauce on the flip flop!

[Shigan]

Hey Big Daddy Rhino, I'm a cum golem but I have long hair on men. What do you think?