I'm opening my stocking and my thoughts are as follows:
1) I got a torch but I put it down and it's too dark to find it again now I need to read what this next thing is.
2) should I feel insulted that I've got shampoo and a toothbrush or is he just making sure the necessities are taken care of?
3) Its the season of chocolate but there's this weird squishy orange thing in the bottom?