Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

how's plato going to feed his cave people? allegory falls apart because they're all going to be dead by the time the freed prisoner returns

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

not sure there's a better feeling than building Ikea furniture and just completely crushing it. not fucking up once

[A Meat]

love to drink plant juice

[chai tea latte]

Joe Rogan is the real life example of the guy in every Chick Tract who's never ever heard of Christianity before but is extremely into it the second he hears about Jesus

e: except for like. molnupiravir.

[chai tea latte]

Joe Rogan is the real life example of the guy in every Chick Tract who's never ever heard of Christianity before but is extremely into it the second he hears about Jesus

e: except for like. molnupiravir.

jamie, can you look up how many loaves and fishes you'd actually need to feed that many people?

Wow.

[A Meat]

akinator but for porn

[A Meat]

starting a college fraternity but instead of using greek letters I'm using hieroglyphics

[Shell Game]

baconator but for porn

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

People are always like "well, in vitro studies often don't replicate in vivo." Well, I know that "in vino veritas" so just put whatever organism you're testing in wine and then you'll get the actual, final result you want. I'll take my nobel prize over mail, thank you.

[A Meat]

the novelization of a telenovela

[organburner]

Could god make a rock so big even he couldn't fit it in his foreskin?

[A Meat]

It's very funny to me that Doggerland is is the name for the submerged area of land that used to connect Britain to the rest of Europe

[thelizzerd]

Owning a bookcase now means I need to buy more books right??

[A Meat]

a paraphilia for bdsm gear that has spiritual power, call it a fetish fetish fetish

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm this close to installing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, figuring out how the new version of Hammer works in a week, and making an edit of cs_office called "nft_office", where the conceit is that the hostages, with monkey heads on (I'll use Suzanne, the default Blender mesh), have to be stolen from the boardroom with the projector where they are being hodled by a bunch of vc's with bandanas and kalashnikovs.