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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1449144 times)

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What do you think is the venn diagram overlap of dudes who are criticizing the Captain Marvel trailer over Brie Larson not looking cheerful enough and dudes who vehemently defend Zack Snyder's vision of Superman?

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What do you think is the venn diagram overlap of dudes who are criticizing the Captain Marvel trailer over Brie Larson not looking cheerful enough and dudes who vehemently defend Zack Snyder's vision of Superman?
ikaribattousai, September 26, 2018, 08:28:26 pm

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dragon quest monsters but with real animals, plants, fungi and minerals

gonna breed my snake with a rock to get a turtle
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I came up with an alright pun for this thread today, as I try for daily, but on further introspection I wasn't able to make the joke work in a satisfactory context, so I opted not to write it in for later (which would be now). Predictably, I've forgotten it now, and in lieu of not having a completely pointless thought of the day, I suppose this is what you're getting: a deconstruction of the completely pointless thoughts of the day that don't make the cut. What you should get out of this is that I care about, and internally screen for, Content of a certain Standard.

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Spooks, September 27, 2018, 03:13:25 pm

My apologies, I wish to restate this text in more rigorous terminology.

glans |glans|
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hypnotism is some bullshit, but I'd be way more interested in watching somebody get on stage and just convince people to do things. No tricks, just charisma and arguments.
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hypnotism is some bullshit, but I'd be way more interested in watching somebody get on stage and just convince people to do things. No tricks, just charisma and arguments.
GirlKisser420, September 27, 2018, 04:47:19 pm
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Today the dumpster fire is burning bright, so let's take a moment to appreciate the small things. Like tea weather. I can wear a sweater today, drink some lovely black tea. Today is a pot of The Melange Russe, something akin to a lighter Earl Grey tea. Learning how to make a great pot of loose leaf tea is its own reward.
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i dont understand half the things i see these days and im okay with that

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