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Title: 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Lemon on August 09, 2015, 07:37:05 pm
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Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: STOG on August 09, 2015, 09:19:41 pm
I like Lou's new "I sound like I'm about to sneeze forever" voice for Fingers560.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: BomberJacket on August 09, 2015, 10:45:51 pm
The beginning just made me think "2 Girls 1 Watch"
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Neal on August 09, 2015, 11:42:10 pm
It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Spoop on August 10, 2015, 03:52:52 am
"WITH MOTHER!!!!!"
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: A Meat on August 10, 2015, 05:55:29 am
It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.
Neal, August 09, 2015, 11:42:10 pm

There's a story in the doc where a dude almost cums in his pants from hearing a girl say the word swatch multiple times.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on August 10, 2015, 06:01:05 am
I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Caroline on August 10, 2015, 06:09:53 am
I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.
MyFaceBeHi, August 10, 2015, 06:01:05 am

I feel like the F Plus may have got the wrong idea about Britain. Most of us are only watch-tickling toe-jam freaks on the weekend.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 10, 2015, 06:14:48 am
I was having a really bad day until this podcast came up. It's really hard to feel frustrated or anything when you're trying to figure out why someone wanked on a popswatch.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Mu. on August 10, 2015, 06:27:49 am
I think there needs to be a "MOTHEEERRR" tag, although I think it would go hand in hand (on junk) with the Great Britains Greatest Perverts tag.

Also, I'm sure there must be a thread on some forum about perverts sending their dick beats to random girls on their apple watch. Creepy guys with too much money and weird boners seems to be a staple of the Internet.
MyFaceBeHi, August 10, 2015, 06:01:05 am

I feel like the F Plus may have got the wrong idea about Britain. Most of us are only watch-tickling toe-jam freaks on the weekend.
Caroline, August 10, 2015, 06:09:53 am

Speak for yourself.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Neal on August 10, 2015, 10:27:44 am
It was a little surprising hearing Swatch mentioned that often. Going in, I was anticipating that there'd be a component of the fetish fixated on high-end prestige watch brands, but apparently any watch will do.
Neal, August 09, 2015, 11:42:10 pm

There's a story in the doc where a dude almost cums in his pants from hearing a girl say the word swatch multiple times.
A Meat, August 10, 2015, 05:55:29 am

Man, an Audemars Piguet would give these people an aneurysm.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: slambam on August 10, 2015, 11:53:38 am
all I could think during the watch switching/teacher wearing the confiscated watch part was WATCH CUCKOLDING
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Glitterbomber on August 10, 2015, 01:18:18 pm
I came in to this expecting like 'no man watches and clocks are beautiful look at the artistry involved' which like...I can get kinda. I don't jerk off to them but I appreciate that watches and clocks can be pieces of art as well as fashion/decor.

But no this is just 'OH MY GOD WRAP THAT WATCH AROUND MY DONG AND JERK ME OFF' and just...HOW. How do these people get made?!
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: LINDA on August 10, 2015, 01:35:53 pm
I thought sleeping on it would clear up some of the mysteries of this episode. I was wrong.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Lemon on August 10, 2015, 01:55:53 pm
There's two different readings in this episode that I really love: Lou's story about paying a prostitute to wear a watch ("But what an effort that was!") and Kumquatxop's turn offs ("Short fingernails. Uh, dirty fingernails.").

Nothing really to add, just that I was listening to it today at work and those lines really made me giggle, even though I heard 'em earlier when I was editing.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on August 10, 2015, 04:48:18 pm
I was really hoping this episode would help me understand the basis of this fetish. Nope, I'm still completely baffled. It's just like the flattening fetish, none of it makes any goddamn sense.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 11, 2015, 12:16:47 am
The worst part about wearing watches to sex is timing your premature ejaculation.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: advancedclass on August 11, 2015, 11:11:30 am
Maybe ... maybe we could best compare this to the eyeglasses fetishists? The thing that's most important is the item and it's specifics in a very technical way (they never actually describe what the watches look like, it's just brand and make, not even colour for the most part) and the item is something totally innocuous that you can see on anyone in during the course of the day, so it's fetishizing a common thing in such a way as to make it esoteric ...

But then you get the people putting watches on their dicks and all I'm left assuming is this is really just a weird web 2.0 art project of some sort, like Roy Orbinson in clingfilm, because all those posts just being one dude makes a hell of a lot more sense than anything else.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 11, 2015, 03:12:31 pm
I keep noticing people's watches now, fuck this.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Spoop on August 12, 2015, 05:16:28 am
I feel like the F Plus may have got the wrong idea about Britain. Most of us are only watch-tickling toe-jam freaks on the weekend.
Caroline, August 10, 2015, 06:09:53 am

*and bank holidays.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Digital Walnut on August 12, 2015, 04:27:33 pm
I'm not any closer to figuring out this fetish after listening to the episode, but I'm going to stay away from second-hand watches from now on.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Gyro on August 13, 2015, 10:40:06 am
Oh hey, a weirdo from Maine. I wonder if he self-diagnoses with Phippsburgers Syndrome? (http://i.imgur.com/My4P0YY.gif)

*crickets*
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: ham burger on August 14, 2015, 05:45:20 pm
I can kind of get my head around most clothing-focused fetishes, because there's some role or something you can associate with "boots" or "eyeglasses" or something, it's almost like I can say "okay, I get it, it's like a costume to them or something for role play."

I can't for the life of me figure out what the implication or association that comes with a watch is. My entire theory is collapsing before my eyes.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Puppy Time on August 14, 2015, 09:06:32 pm
I really don't think that there is an actual reason behind most fetishes, any more than there's a logic behind people enjoying a particular flavor.  There may be people who like a particular aspect of the fetish, but that's not why they have the fetish itself.  The fetish just comes from weird brainmeats.
Title: Episode 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Nemo2342 on August 14, 2015, 11:27:27 pm
I can kind of get my head around most clothing-focused fetishes, because there's some role or something you can associate with "boots" or "eyeglasses" or something, it's almost like I can say "okay, I get it, it's like a costume to them or something for role play."

I can't for the life of me figure out what the implication or association that comes with a watch is. My entire theory is collapsing before my eyes.
hooves n shit, August 14, 2015, 05:45:20 pm

I think you'll find that quite a few people have a Boots fetish around here.
Title: 184: Watching You Watching Me Watching Your Watch
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 05, 2016, 01:10:18 am
I think some of these guys must have seen that Kathy Ireland "I'd be naked without my Bulova" ads and got confused about what was supposed to be sexy about it.