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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1508223 times)

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Is superman circumcised? why or why not?

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Is superman circumcised? why or why not?
ClaraTinSoldier, August 04, 2019, 11:45:20 am
There are two main reasons Superman is not circumcized. The first is that his kryptonian parents weren't part of any religion which would mandate or encourage this. I googled religion on krypton and it doesn't look like Raoism, the worship of the kryptonian sun god, involves any sort of commitment to celibacy, so there would most likely not be any stigma against sexuality on krypton, and since circumcision first caught on as a way to make sure the baby wouldn't masturbate when it grew up, there is no reason to assume that Superman was circumcised on krypton. Likewise, there is no way to assume that either ma and pa kent or normal earth doctors, without kryptonite to help weaken baby superman, would be able to circumcise his invincible baby penis. Unless Superman decided later in life to circumcize himself with the aide of a doctor or mohel and some kryptonite, there is no reason to assume that the Last Son of Krypton has no foreskin
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What dastardly schemes might Superman's enemies be able to get up to using his hypothetical kryptonian foreskin, had he been circumcised?
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There’s a tall guy at work. This fucking sucks man
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There’s a tall guy at work. This fucking sucks man
GirlKisser420, August 05, 2019, 03:10:34 am
How come?

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Mr. Hunky Academia, August 05, 2019, 11:17:45 am
wow, what a wrong take, it's clearly Deltron 3030/The Automator
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How come?
Wrought, August 05, 2019, 10:52:09 am

Too fucken tall
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Nowadays Dr Jekyll would have just used a character from an existing franchise as his alter ego and not bothered making up Mr Hyde
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