My friend called in sick to our viewing of Color out of Space so instead I decided to throw a couple bucks on this weird CGI movie I found on a list of cinematic atrocities.
Folks, once again I have
completely melted my own brain.The Misty Green SkyImagine this, an 81 minute long hard sci-fi about religion, curiosity, deceit, colonial imperialist politicking and love acted out by "sexy" second life avatars in a world of a handful of assets bought from the Unity asset store and explosion.mp4. Now I don't know if that is exactly the case but I do know that the director just lifts designs form Dr. Who, Lost in Space and Aliens and puts them in this movie.
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Not sure what the story is? Don't worry, there is basically none. Things just kinda happen until they don't anymore. All those themes I told you about? Just hinted at in scenes with horrible facial animations and the voice-actors breathing into the mics. They try to tell you what the movie is about towards the end (they tell you because they can't show you). And by the time they've managed to craft an idea of what could have been a decent story they decide to take it all bake in the lamest way possible.
And then it happened, the ending. The ending itself is not worth mentioning but the credits are because as soon as they started my head was violently thrown back.
Eric Satie's Gnossienne No.1.
The same piece used in ZAPdramatics masterpiece Ambition. Jesus...
Not only is this movie bad, it was supposed to be the first in a trilogy of sci-fi movies according to
this indiegogo. "Oh no, the video presentation isn't working" you say, don't worry I found that too:
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