F Plus Quotes Thread

[Boots Raingear]

My avatar changes every 5 minutes. Problem is that the file name always stays the same so it will stay in browser cache for weeks.

[JonRG]

I can't stop laughing at Frank West's reading of, "They arrive as light and are invisible to the mind. Help me."

[Isfahan]

I just relistened to Boots's reading of Heehee22's entry at the very end of the Indie Go Go Go Away episode and I developed a newfound appreciation for his delivery of

"IndieGoGo fucked my thing up. They fucked it up. They fucked it up!"

which started with resigned melancholy, then boiled over into halfhearted annoyance. For some reason it just tickled me so hard it made my sides hurt. Boots's easygoing tone was just perfect for it.

[Lady Frenzy]

"Close the door, you're vibrating"

[scratchohey]

"Another crackerjack Internet diagnorsis. Thanks, computer!"

[JonRG]

So what episode is this very first quote from? I only half-remember John making a joke about Job. (Or maybe I'm imagining it because he's responsible for 99% of the F+ Bible humor.)

Post your favorite F Plus quotes!  I'll start.

"I am beset by the inequities of sin, and holy shit my dick is huge"

[crow]

So what episode is this very first quote from? I only half-remember John making a joke about Job. (Or maybe I'm imagining it because he's responsible for 99% of the F+ Bible humor.)

Post your favorite F Plus quotes!  I'll start.

"I am beset by the inequities of sin, and holy shit my dick is huge"

Episode 71: Amazon Recommends Years of Therapy

[Mister Smalls]

I don't feel like I've properly expressed my appreciation for Acier's "Hackney accent" in the end bumper for episode 102 (the bad movie concepts one).

"Koo koo kachoo, Jenn-ay."

[positive stress]

The whole episode These Are a Few of My Favorite Kinks is gold but I think my favorite part is John Toast on "excessive amounts of cum and corruption": "ohhhh yeah that was great. Here's a lot of money for political reasons."

[Puppy Time]

After listening to nearly all the episodes, repeatedly in many cases, the one quote that consistently brings me joy is in Episode 103, when Lemon responds to some nut predicting doom and gloom from girls going to college:

"AND THEN THEY'LL HAVE A DONKEY HEAD!"

Giggles every time.

[goombapolice]

"You know what your problem is? I've given you all the power, and you don't even know me."

[count_actuala]

Can I nominate every single pained grimace Lemon makes at a bad line in the singing episode?

[Lemon]

"If there was an MMORTPG I might jizz in my pants multiple times."
"And then what?"
"And then play it for three months straight."
"Oh, yuck."

[Slayer of Yaks]

I find that the entire section of the San Francisco Podcast in which everyone got a nice taste of the hell-dish full of carrot noodles and 'peanut' sauce brings me to giggles. Especially Lemon's reaction. Lemon, dearest, your suffering brings me great joy.

[TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan]

From A Conservative Estimate

"They can't support the gay troops can they?"

"They can support their balls...on their chin"