Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[three cats in a self-driving car]

That's because your furniture has also had thousands of opportunities to get better at tripping you.

An eternal arms race.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Chris Kattan more like Chris Kattan't

[jim and the mammograms]

Chris Kattan more like Chris Kattan't

chris kattan mouse game

[Turtle]

maybe instead of asking if chris kattan we should be asking if chris kashould

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

idiots are always like 'bluh bluh humans are the real monsters,' but, like, have you ever seen a xenomorph. how am I supposed to compete with that shit

[Dr. Buttplug]

Remember that Fat Princess game? That was fucked up wasn't it?

[sambair]

Remember that Fat Princess game? That was fucked up wasn't it?

That was the same era of Sony as 3D TVs and that terribly designed Smash Bros ripoff.

[GirlKisser420]

the key for getting through the pandemic is understanding that the outside isnt real, sex isnt real and politics isnt real. the only real thing is gaming.

[GirlKisser420]

if you want to understand how online is getting worse, compare vine to tiktok

[jim and the mammograms]

one of the few plus sides of the pandemic is that i avoided going to tuesday night karaoke in my college town when WAP was at the height of its popularity

[Antivehicular]

one of the few plus sides of the pandemic is that i avoided going to tuesday night karaoke in my college town when WAP was at the height of its popularity

There's an indie/punk karaoke show around here that has "Fuck the Pain Away" on its list, and it's almost always a trap for overconfident drunks. I can't imagine how much worse and more insufferable a drunk-trap WAP would be.

[A Meat]

fucked up that a friend you can have casual sex with is called a friend with benefits while a friend you can invite over to play video games with isn't

[Antivehicular]

It's a crime nobody's made a romcom about fuckbuddies getting married for the insurance and called it "Friends With Health Benefits"

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

idea: tv show where it's normal except the cute couples don't break up just to hurt me

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

"Victory is life."
- Jem Hadar soldier