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Workplace power moves

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Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop:
Bring in your own Maxwell House and say you "just like the flavor better"

Boots Raingear:
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.

Shell Game:
Place a cardboard cutout of yourself in your chair every time you leave your desk.
Boots Raingear, November 08, 2018, 09:16:26 am
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Victor Laszlo:
If someone makes a mistake and you can't immediately locate them, just start yelling at the nearest person in case they don't already know not to fuck with you.

Ragnarok Boobies:
Have a Word a Day calendar that’s full of blank pages so when someone comes by and asks why you did something you can respond with, “I am at a total loss for words.”

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